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'Shallow' dealbreakers in a relationship?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    jeanjolie wrote: »
    Oh I'm not critising her, I don't mind at all. I'm just pointing out the line between a preference and sexism.

    Do you think If someone here said they wouldn't date a black woman that people would care?

    There's no line between preference and sexism in what she said no matter how you try to argue it and to try and equate it to racism is bafflingly bizarre and completely nonsensical.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Er, not liking long hair on a man is sexism but not liking tattoos and piercings is grand? (which it is, they're equally grand, as both are a fashion choice)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Well, not shallow but trivial. Skidmarks that someone refuses to clean off after a shyte.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Well, not shallow but trivial. Skidmarks that someone refuses to clean off after a shyte.

    On pants or bowl?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Both! Though I was seeing a guy that had a shower in my place, used my towel and left a shyte stain on it, that was unpleasant.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Well, not shallow but trivial. Skidmarks that someone refuses to clean off after a shyte.

    Abso-frakkin-lutely. Cannot abide people who leave shi'temarks in a toilet.


  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Both! Though I was seeing a guy that had a shower in my place, used my towel and left a shyte stain on it, that was unpleasant.
    Jesus Christ. What did he smell like before the shower?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Can't seem to quote for some reason, apologies! Well I have a very poor sense of smell so I don't know, I guess it is both a blessing and a curse!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Both! Though I was seeing a guy that had a shower in my place, used my towel and left a shyte stain on it, that was unpleasant.

    vomit

    I hope you saw the offending skid prior to the towels use...

    And thats not a shallow reason!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Both! Though I was seeing a guy that had a shower in my place, used my towel and left a shyte stain on it, that was unpleasant.

    WTF. Was he wearing a nappy when you met him?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭zcorpian88


    A woman that lives in a tracksuit all the time, particularly tracksuit bottoms, just hate them. Wear anything but them, leggings too are awful unless you combine them with something it works.

    Football jerseys on a woman too, just puts me off. What can I say, I want a woman with style.

    Smoking is a big no, no too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    kylith wrote: »
    Abso-frakkin-lutely. Cannot abide people who leave shi'temarks in a toilet.
    Above or below the waterline, as a matter of interest?
    While a bit of bunched up toilet paper and a wipe gets rid of the former, you need a drop of bleach for the second, and that won't clear it immediately.

    (Please don't suggest a toilet brush - those things only seem to be used by people who want an aesthetically "clean" toilet, yet are willing to overlook the tiny pieces of **** that inevitably get stuck in the bristles of the brush which is then put back on its holder, and almost never cleaned.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 137 ✭✭Madagascan


    No deal breaker as such. As long as she has a pulse.
    Perferbly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Madagascan wrote: »
    No deal breaker as such. As long as she has a pulse.
    Perferbly.


    And what about those who don't possess a pulse? Pulsist ******!


  • Posts: 24,773 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Above or below the waterline, as a matter of interest?
    While a bit of bunched up toilet paper and a wipe gets rid of the former, you need a drop of bleach for the second, and that won't clear it immediately.

    (Please don't suggest a toilet brush - those things only seem to be used by people who want an aesthetically "clean" toilet, yet are willing to overlook the tiny pieces of **** that inevitably get stuck in the bristles of the brush which is then put back on its holder, and almost never cleaned.)

    A toilet brush is an absolute must in the bathroom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Toilet brushes. Vile. Anything used to clean a toilet should be of the disposable variety, and immediately disposed of once the job has been done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    We need those toilet hoses like they have in the middle east. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    A toilet brush is an absolute must in the bathroom.
    "Hey Jessica, while you're in there, could you add some of your poop to our collection? Yeah, it's for an art project."


  • Posts: 24,773 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ficheall wrote: »
    "Hey Jessica, while you're in there, could you add some of your poop to our collection? Yeah, it's for an art project."

    You're obviously one of those vile specimens who I regulalry have the misfortune of enter the toilet after in work so, who won't use the provided brushes and leave a nice reminder of their lunch behind stuck to the toilet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    You're obviously one of those vile specimens who I regulalry have the misfortune of enter the toilet after in work so, who won't use the provided brushes and leave a nice reminder of their lunch behind stuck to the toilet.

    Called vile by nox, now there's an achievement..
    How often do you clean your toilet brushes?

    And my modus operandi is to either poop at home, where I can bleach the toilet when done if necessary, or if in a public spot, to drop a layer of toilet paper into the toilet before pooping, so that the ceramic doesn't suffer. (This also has the added benefit of reducing splashback.)


    Ladies, please form an orderly queue.


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Called vile by nox, now there's an achievement..
    How often do you clean your toilet brushes?

    And my modus operandi is to either poop at home, where I can bleach the toilet when done if necessary, or if in a public spot, to drop a layer of toilet paper into the toilet before pooping, so that the ceramic doesn't suffer. (This also has the added benefit of reducing splashback.)


    Ladies, please form an orderly queue.

    We'll have to check your towels after you shower, first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    New Home wrote: »
    We'll have to check your towels after you shower, first.

    I air-dry, baby ;) Downward dog with my arse pointed at the window..







    *May not be true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 967 ✭✭✭Neames


    Using the phrase to die for or awesome


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭jeanjolie


    Any other men not attracted to short women but not repulsed either? I've never got the love for short women, I'd prefer someone who my kids could look up to (metaphorically and literally) as a dominant, feminine figure. I just couldn't take a short woman (<5ft 3in) seriously as a mother of my child.


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