Movin' [s]me biatch[/s] my wonderful significant other in

Jobs OXO · 03-05-2017 5:28pm #1

The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

Mr. Incognito · 03-05-2017 5:30pm

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

eeguy · 03-05-2017 5:31pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The lass is going to be moving into my our gaff. IWe own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

FYP

me_irl · 03-05-2017 5:32pm

Well, she got herself a keeper there.

Really Interested · 03-05-2017 5:32pm

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

No she will not.

daveyeh · 03-05-2017 5:33pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

1000pm & all the BJ's you can stand.

nullzero · 03-05-2017 5:40pm

When you have a fight make sure she doesn't tell you to get out of the house, they love that sh1t.

Yourself isit · 03-05-2017 5:41pm

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

Really? Where's that law?

suicide_circus · 03-05-2017 5:42pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage.

The bank own the gaff

Yourself isit · 03-05-2017 5:42pm

Op. Charge her the room rate for the area unless she has much lower income than you.

gifted · 03-05-2017 5:43pm

nullzero wrote: »

When you have a fight make sure she doesn't tell you to get out of the house, they love that sh1t.

No they don't...they say get out of MY house.....even though you pay the mortgage

Oh and prepare to leave your balls on the hall table when you get home....

Don't do it man!

stimpson · 03-05-2017 5:45pm

Sorry for your troubles OP.

This would scare the crap out of me if I was in your position

http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/birth_family_relationships/problems_in_marriages_and_other_relationships/redress_scheme_for_cohabiting_couples.html

03-05-2017 5:48pm

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

Not so.

Galwayguy35 · 03-05-2017 5:57pm

I think they have to show they were also paying a bill of some sort to have a claim on the place after the 2 years but maybe I'm wrong.

SEPT 23 1989 · 03-05-2017 6:00pm

A full belly and plenty of sex should cover it

HalloweenJack · 03-05-2017 6:03pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

It's simple really: Do you want a partner who pays their way or do you want to live with a prostitute?

neverever1 · 03-05-2017 6:04pm

This woman doesn't exist. Either does the house.

Pac1Man · 03-05-2017 6:04pm

I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!

T-Maxx · 03-05-2017 6:08pm

Pics or gtfo

Really Interested · 03-05-2017 6:22pm

Pac1Man wrote: »

I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!

The act does not give co-ownership at any time. While it does allow claims to be made to redress, both parties can contract out of the Act.

Yourself isit · 03-05-2017 6:42pm

neverever1 wrote: »

This woman doesn't exist. Either does the house.

Sure. People living with their girlfriends are as rare as unicorns.

bear1 · 03-05-2017 6:47pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

By the sound of things you should be paying her for sticking up with you.

03-05-2017 6:54pm

OP sounds like a real catch.

GF is a lucky biatch.

nullzero · 03-05-2017 6:54pm

gifted wrote: »

No they don't...they say get out of MY house.....even though you pay the mortgage

Oh and prepare to leave your balls on the hall table when you get home....

Don't do it man!

That's right, and they just love using all that free gas, electricity, TV and Internet that the magical bill fairy pays for.

Jobs OXO · 03-05-2017 7:28pm

Well the biatch needs to know I'm paying then management fee

Sue Pa Key Pa · 03-05-2017 7:37pm

I'm surprised The Man gave a brother the cheese to buy a gaff in the first place

BorneTobyWilde · 03-05-2017 7:38pm

T-Maxx wrote: »

Pics or gtfo

Mod Warning - KIND OF NSFW IMAGES

There

James Bond Junior · 03-05-2017 7:39pm

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

There

Hey that's my girlfriend!

myshirt · 03-05-2017 7:39pm

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

Exactly what I clicked on the thread to say.

Op, take note of this. Bigtime.

Jobs OXO · 03-05-2017 7:41pm

myshirt wrote: »

Exactly what I clicked on the thread to say.

Op, take note of this. Bigtime.

Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??

él statutorio · 03-05-2017 7:42pm

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

There

What's wrong with the walls that she has to keep holding them up?

You should talk to your builder.

MAJJ · 03-05-2017 7:45pm

él statutorio wrote: »

What's wrong with the walls that she has to keep holding them up?

You should talk to your builder.

Also, I think I noticed that she doesn't know how to use the washing machine. As her top may have shrunk.

myshirt · 03-05-2017 7:46pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??

It doesn't reset. The time in like 2 years if you've a kid, or 5 years if no kid. Citizens information should give you the basics. There is also a purchase money resulting trust, and many other issues in Trusts and Equity.

Short and small of it is you bust your bollox to pay for all this, but if she puts the paw out you have to populate that paw.

Jobs OXO · 03-05-2017 7:48pm

myshirt wrote: »

It doesn't reset. The time in like 2 years if you've a kid, or 5 years if no kid. Citizens information should give you the basics. There is also a purchase money resulting trust, and many other issues in Trusts and Equity.

Short and small of it is you bust your bollox to pay for all this, but if she puts the paw out you have to populate that paw.

Have enough kids won't be any more

myshirt · 03-05-2017 7:51pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Have enough kids won't be any more

Yeah, just be careful. If I was an unmarried man I'd be getting the away leg in first before I'd be bringing her home for a 3-nil thrashing.

Really Interested · 03-05-2017 7:57pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??

A couple can enter into a contract to exclude the act.

Sand · 03-05-2017 8:10pm

Really Interested wrote: »

A couple can enter into a contract to exclude the act.

Not very romantic though.

neverever1 · 03-05-2017 8:13pm

I don't think this thread is going anywhere so I'm going to unfollow and never check it again.

silverharp · 03-05-2017 8:13pm

Sand wrote: »

Not very romantic though.

neither is a marriage contract :pac:

Joeseph Balls · 03-05-2017 8:18pm

Pac1Man wrote: »

I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!

Is it not 5 years and two years with a child?

greencap · 03-05-2017 8:34pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

If your bitch got to move in you need to charge her half the rent, but minus the value of pussy. so what im saying is, if your bitch is like an 8 or something, thats a fine ass bitch, that might set you back a couple hundred dollars. Unless you go to Brazil.

so you take that 1300 - she gonna pay 650 ... minus the quantity of pussy you get.....BUT....only above what you gettin now.

otherwise whats in it for you. twice a week is the subscription charge you charge her already just for being around you.

so, let me clarify, if you gettin it 2 times a week now then thats the baseline. thats 650.
She gonna pay 650 + pussy twice a week.

If she makes it 3 times in a week then you go look up some escorts - find one that look like your bitch, look at the hourly rate, and then take that from the 650.

If she drops back to once a week or stops fckin then you have to charge her more than the 650.

but thats only if she regularly stops, she might have a sick day or something, just remember to get an i.o.u from her on sick days.

James Bond Junior · 03-05-2017 9:23pm

neverever1 wrote: »

I don't think this thread is going anywhere so I'm going to unfollow and never check it again.

Check back into personal issues in 5 years time.

"My ex is trying to take half my house."

Even though I shouldn't slag as mine is here nearly a year now..

bear1 · 03-05-2017 9:24pm

Sand wrote: »

Not very romantic though.

Does this thread fill you with the confidence that the op is romantic?

Bigus · 04-05-2017 10:13am

I was only talking to a financial lad who helped a family get rid of a gold digger, the settlement figure was much more palatable to the stingy feckers when he pointed out that it worked out at only 38 euro a ride over 5 years.

andekwarhola · 04-05-2017 10:21am

She shouldn't have to pay toward the mortgage as it's your asset that you'll eventually own but she should offset the fact that she's getting free rent with some kind of proportional contribution ot household expenses.

Although she is handing over all her self-respect by the sound of things.

Permabear · 04-05-2017 10:26am

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johnnyskeleton · 04-05-2017 11:10am

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ?

They sit down and discuss it with each other like adults.

corner of hells · 04-05-2017 11:24am

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ?

They sit down and discuss it with each other like adults.

Get out you , with your adult type conversation.

OP get yourself a list of ground rules sorted.
Make sure she knows which bog is yours , none of this toilet seat up down stuff.

myshirt · 04-05-2017 6:52pm

Bigus wrote: »

I was only talking to a financial lad who helped a family get rid of a gold digger, the settlement figure was much more palatable to the stingy feckers when he pointed out that it worked out at only 38 euro a ride over 5 years.

At an average of 2 rides a year (Christmas and your birthday), that's not bad going.

04-05-2017 8:38pm

Lots of bad law here.

The suggestion that cohabitees own half the house after 2 years, or 5 years, or 50 years, is a load of utter nonsense.

greencap · 04-05-2017 9:59pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Lots of bad law here.

The suggestion that cohabitees own half the house after 2 years, or 5 years, or 50 years, is a load of utter nonsense.

Yeah, probably true.

But it doesn't hurt to kick her out every 1 year and 11 months, just in case.

Broom that ho.

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