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Movin' [s]me biatch[/s] my wonderful significant other in

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  • 03-05-2017 6:28pm
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    Jobs OXO
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    The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?


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    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names


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    eeguy
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    The lass is going to be moving into my our gaff. IWe own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

    FYP


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    me_irl
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    Well, she got herself a keeper there.


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    Really Interested
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    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

    No she will not.


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    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

    1000pm & all the BJ's you can stand.


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    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,478 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    ****


    When you have a fight make sure she doesn't tell you to get out of the house, they love that sh1t.


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    Yourself isit
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    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

    Really? Where's that law?


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    suicide_circus
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage.
    The bank own the gaff


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    Yourself isit
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    Op. Charge her the room rate for the area unless she has much lower income than you.


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    gifted
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    nullzero wrote: »
    When you have a fight make sure she doesn't tell you to get out of the house, they love that sh1t.

    No they don't...they say get out of MY house.....even though you pay the mortgage




    Oh and prepare to leave your balls on the hall table when you get home....




    Don't do it man!


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    stimpson
    Registered Users Posts: 7,815 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Sorry for your troubles OP.

    This would scare the crap out of me if I was in your position

    http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/birth_family_relationships/problems_in_marriages_and_other_relationships/redress_scheme_for_cohabiting_couples.html


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    [Deleted User]
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    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

    Not so.


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    Galwayguy35
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    I think they have to show they were also paying a bill of some sort to have a claim on the place after the 2 years but maybe I'm wrong.


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    SEPT 23 1989
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    A full belly and plenty of sex should cover it


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    HalloweenJack
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?
    It's simple really: Do you want a partner who pays their way or do you want to live with a prostitute?


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    neverever1
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    This woman doesn't exist. Either does the house.


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    Pac1Man
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    I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!


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    T-Maxx
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    Pics or gtfo


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    Really Interested
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    Pac1Man wrote: »
    I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!

    The act does not give co-ownership at any time. While it does allow claims to be made to redress, both parties can contract out of the Act.


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    Yourself isit
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    neverever1 wrote: »
    This woman doesn't exist. Either does the house.

    Sure. People living with their girlfriends are as rare as unicorns.


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    bear1
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

    By the sound of things you should be paying her for sticking up with you.


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    [Deleted User]
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    OP sounds like a real catch.

    GF is a lucky biatch.


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    nullzero
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    gifted wrote: »
    No they don't...they say get out of MY house.....even though you pay the mortgage




    Oh and prepare to leave your balls on the hall table when you get home....




    Don't do it man!

    That's right, and they just love using all that free gas, electricity, TV and Internet that the magical bill fairy pays for.


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    #25
    Jobs OXO
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    Well the biatch needs to know I'm paying then management fee


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    Sue Pa Key Pa
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    I'm surprised The Man gave a brother the cheese to buy a gaff in the first place


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    BorneTobyWilde
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    T-Maxx wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo

    Mod Warning - KIND OF NSFW IMAGES

    There


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    James Bond Junior
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    BorneTobyWilde wrote: »
    There

    Hey that's my girlfriend!


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    myshirt
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    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

    Exactly what I clicked on the thread to say.

    Op, take note of this. Bigtime.


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    Jobs OXO
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    myshirt wrote: »
    Exactly what I clicked on the thread to say.

    Op, take note of this. Bigtime.

    Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??


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    él statutorio
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    BorneTobyWilde wrote: »
    There

    What's wrong with the walls that she has to keep holding them up?

    You should talk to your builder.


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