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  • 03-05-2017 5:28pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭


    The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭eeguy


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    The lass is going to be moving into my our gaff. IWe own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Well, she got herself a keeper there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭Really Interested


    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

    No she will not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

    1000pm & all the BJ's you can stand.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,681 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    When you have a fight make sure she doesn't tell you to get out of the house, they love that sh1t.

    Glazers Out!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,257 ✭✭✭Yourself isit


    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

    Really? Where's that law?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage.
    The bank own the gaff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,257 ✭✭✭Yourself isit


    Op. Charge her the room rate for the area unless she has much lower income than you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,942 ✭✭✭gifted


    nullzero wrote: »
    When you have a fight make sure she doesn't tell you to get out of the house, they love that sh1t.

    No they don't...they say get out of MY house.....even though you pay the mortgage




    Oh and prepare to leave your balls on the hall table when you get home....




    Don't do it man!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭stimpson




  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

    Not so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,739 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    I think they have to show they were also paying a bill of some sort to have a claim on the place after the 2 years but maybe I'm wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A full belly and plenty of sex should cover it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,281 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?
    It's simple really: Do you want a partner who pays their way or do you want to live with a prostitute?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 864 ✭✭✭neverever1


    This woman doesn't exist. Either does the house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,177 ✭✭✭T-Maxx


    Pics or gtfo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭Really Interested


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!

    The act does not give co-ownership at any time. While it does allow claims to be made to redress, both parties can contract out of the Act.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,257 ✭✭✭Yourself isit


    neverever1 wrote: »
    This woman doesn't exist. Either does the house.

    Sure. People living with their girlfriends are as rare as unicorns.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

    By the sound of things you should be paying her for sticking up with you.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OP sounds like a real catch.

    GF is a lucky biatch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,681 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    gifted wrote: »
    No they don't...they say get out of MY house.....even though you pay the mortgage




    Oh and prepare to leave your balls on the hall table when you get home....




    Don't do it man!

    That's right, and they just love using all that free gas, electricity, TV and Internet that the magical bill fairy pays for.

    Glazers Out!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    Well the biatch needs to know I'm paying then management fee


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭Sue Pa Key Pa


    I'm surprised The Man gave a brother the cheese to buy a gaff in the first place


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,650 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    T-Maxx wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo

    Mod Warning - KIND OF NSFW IMAGES

    There


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,140 ✭✭✭James Bond Junior


    There

    Hey that's my girlfriend!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

    Exactly what I clicked on the thread to say.

    Op, take note of this. Bigtime.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    myshirt wrote: »
    Exactly what I clicked on the thread to say.

    Op, take note of this. Bigtime.

    Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭él statutorio


    There

    What's wrong with the walls that she has to keep holding them up?

    You should talk to your builder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,679 ✭✭✭MAJJ


    What's wrong with the walls that she has to keep holding them up?

    You should talk to your builder.

    Also, I think I noticed that she doesn't know how to use the washing machine. As her top may have shrunk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??

    It doesn't reset. The time in like 2 years if you've a kid, or 5 years if no kid. Citizens information should give you the basics. There is also a purchase money resulting trust, and many other issues in Trusts and Equity.

    Short and small of it is you bust your bollox to pay for all this, but if she puts the paw out you have to populate that paw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    myshirt wrote: »
    It doesn't reset. The time in like 2 years if you've a kid, or 5 years if no kid. Citizens information should give you the basics. There is also a purchase money resulting trust, and many other issues in Trusts and Equity.

    Short and small of it is you bust your bollox to pay for all this, but if she puts the paw out you have to populate that paw.

    Have enough kids won't be any more


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    Have enough kids won't be any more

    Yeah, just be careful. If I was an unmarried man I'd be getting the away leg in first before I'd be bringing her home for a 3-nil thrashing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭Really Interested


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??

    A couple can enter into a contract to exclude the act.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,732 ✭✭✭✭Sand


    A couple can enter into a contract to exclude the act.

    Not very romantic though.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 864 ✭✭✭neverever1


    I don't think this thread is going anywhere so I'm going to unfollow and never check it again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,854 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    Sand wrote: »
    Not very romantic though.

    neither is a marriage contract :pac:

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!

    Is it not 5 years and two years with a child?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?


    If your bitch got to move in you need to charge her half the rent, but minus the value of pussy. so what im saying is, if your bitch is like an 8 or something, thats a fine ass bitch, that might set you back a couple hundred dollars. Unless you go to Brazil.

    so you take that 1300 - she gonna pay 650 ... minus the quantity of pussy you get.....BUT....only above what you gettin now.

    otherwise whats in it for you. twice a week is the subscription charge you charge her already just for being around you.

    so, let me clarify, if you gettin it 2 times a week now then thats the baseline. thats 650.
    She gonna pay 650 + pussy twice a week.

    If she makes it 3 times in a week then you go look up some escorts - find one that look like your bitch, look at the hourly rate, and then take that from the 650.

    If she drops back to once a week or stops fckin then you have to charge her more than the 650.

    but thats only if she regularly stops, she might have a sick day or something, just remember to get an i.o.u from her on sick days.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,140 ✭✭✭James Bond Junior


    neverever1 wrote: »
    I don't think this thread is going anywhere so I'm going to unfollow and never check it again.

    Check back into personal issues in 5 years time.

    "My ex is trying to take half my house."

    Even though I shouldn't slag as mine is here nearly a year now..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Sand wrote: »
    Not very romantic though.

    Does this thread fill you with the confidence that the op is romantic?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,945 ✭✭✭Bigus


    I was only talking to a financial lad who helped a family get rid of a gold digger, the settlement figure was much more palatable to the stingy feckers when he pointed out that it worked out at only 38 euro a ride over 5 years.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    She shouldn't have to pay toward the mortgage as it's your asset that you'll eventually own but she should offset the fact that she's getting free rent with some kind of proportional contribution ot household expenses.

    Although she is handing over all her self-respect by the sound of things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,539 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ?

    They sit down and discuss it with each other like adults.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,413 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ?

    They sit down and discuss it with each other like adults.

    Get out you , with your adult type conversation.

    OP get yourself a list of ground rules sorted.
    Make sure she knows which bog is yours , none of this toilet seat up down stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Bigus wrote: »
    I was only talking to a financial lad who helped a family get rid of a gold digger, the settlement figure was much more palatable to the stingy feckers when he pointed out that it worked out at only 38 euro a ride over 5 years.

    At an average of 2 rides a year (Christmas and your birthday), that's not bad going.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Lots of bad law here.

    The suggestion that cohabitees own half the house after 2 years, or 5 years, or 50 years, is a load of utter nonsense.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Lots of bad law here.

    The suggestion that cohabitees own half the house after 2 years, or 5 years, or 50 years, is a load of utter nonsense.

    Yeah, probably true.

    But it doesn't hurt to kick her out every 1 year and 11 months, just in case.

    Broom that ho.


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