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Scared of teens

  • 07-04-2017 09:24PM
    #1
    Ladyinthedark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 635 ✭✭✭


    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried


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  • #2
    Owryan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    Post on boards that ll sort them


  • #3
    con___manx1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried

    Got out and see what they want maybe they kicked a football into your yard or something. Not all teens are bad.


  • #4
    Ladyinthedark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 635 ✭✭✭Ladyinthedark


    Keep throwing stones ,ok..I'm on my own


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried


    Go out and pull a sick wheelie on the biggest kid's bike. They'll respect you for it.


  • #6
    Beyondgone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried

    Turn on the lights, first. Being in the dark is always scary.

    Then go ask them what they want.

    Maybe they're selling cookies.


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  • #7
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Tell them they're not getting their stones back.


  • #8
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Use a flamethrower.


  • #9
    Oasis1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Oasis1974


    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Keep throwing stones ,ok..I'm on my own

    I take it you live in some grotty council estate?


  • #10
    Owryan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Keep throwing stones ,ok..I'm on my own

    If they are throwing stones ring the Gardai.


  • #11
    Ladyinthedark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 635 ✭✭✭Ladyinthedark


    Oasis1974 wrote: »
    I take it you live in some grotty council estate?

    Yes ,just need advice what to do


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  • #12
    R P McMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    Watch Eden lake and it will give you the courage to face them


  • #13
    Owryan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Yes ,just need advice what to do

    Move!!!


  • #14
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Yes ,just need advice what to do

    Phone Trump, say they have chemical weapons.


  • #15
    R P McMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    Lilith Uninterested Okra wrote: »
    But I thought these teens were in real life? Or do you avoid hotels because of the Shining?

    I would avoid hotels with that pattern of carpet just in case


  • #16
    Leilak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭Leilak


    invite them in to watch late late show that will surely scare the little blighters off


  • #17
    GetWithIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭GetWithIt


    Step 1: Answer the door and see what they want


  • #18
    Mr. Guappa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭Mr. Guappa


    Lay out your remote control train set, attach life-sized cardboard cut-outs to the trains, and turn on said train set. Pump out some tunes and watch the bad guys hastily retreat.


  • #19
    Fighting Tao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,520 ✭✭✭Fighting Tao


    FFS


  • #20
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Call a friend to come round? Preferably a big burly one.


  • #21
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    GetWithIt wrote: »
    Step 1: Answer the door and see what they want

    Common sense..... Gtfo


    :P


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  • #22
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Call a friend to come round? Preferably a big burly one.

    Kay Burly? To report on and exaggerate the story?


  • #23
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    GetWithIt wrote: »
    Step 1: Answer the door and see what they want

    jocks optional
    hatchet recommended


  • #24
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Kay Burly? To report on and exaggerate the story?

    She would do the job. Annoy them kids off the street.


  • #25
    Commotion Ocean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 552 ✭✭✭Commotion Ocean


    Owryan wrote: »
    If they are throwing stones ring the Gardai.

    They'll be as useful as a dyslexic on countdown, you'd have a better chance rubbing the lamp and a genie coming out. Gards don't care unfortunately.


  • #26
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭OU812


    Challenge them to a water fight, then put the kettle on & fill your supersoaker


  • #27
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried


    Simple. Put up a sign saying:



    "Free sweets for sexy kids, just knock on my door. Preferably after dark"


  • #28
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    It's over OP. The dream has died. Move out.


  • #29
    Patty O Furniture
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    GetWithIt wrote: »
    Step 1: Answer the door and see what they want

    One of the rules of a scary movie:

    Never unlock the doors and look outside. :eek:


  • #30
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I own a teen

    They are far more conservative than we ever were

    probably because they are recorded


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  • #31
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Give them beer,teens idolise somebody who gets drink for them. You'll be a hero....until one of their parents breaks down your door.


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