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Scared of teens

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  • 07-04-2017 9:24pm
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    Ladyinthedark
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭


    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried


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    Owryan
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    Post on boards that ll sort them


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    con___manx1
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    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried

    Got out and see what they want maybe they kicked a football into your yard or something. Not all teens are bad.


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    Ladyinthedark
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Ladyinthedark


    Keep throwing stones ,ok..I'm on my own


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    Omackeral
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    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried


    Go out and pull a sick wheelie on the biggest kid's bike. They'll respect you for it.


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    Beyondgone
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    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried

    Turn on the lights, first. Being in the dark is always scary.

    Then go ask them what they want.

    Maybe they're selling cookies.


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    Turtyturd
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    Tell them they're not getting their stones back.


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    The_Valeyard
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    Use a flamethrower.


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    Oasis1974
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    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Keep throwing stones ,ok..I'm on my own

    I take it you live in some grotty council estate?


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    Owryan
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    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Keep throwing stones ,ok..I'm on my own

    If they are throwing stones ring the Gardai.


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    Ladyinthedark
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Ladyinthedark


    Oasis1974 wrote: »
    I take it you live in some grotty council estate?

    Yes ,just need advice what to do


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    R P McMurphy
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    Watch Eden lake and it will give you the courage to face them


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    Owryan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Yes ,just need advice what to do

    Move!!!


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    The_Valeyard
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    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Yes ,just need advice what to do

    Phone Trump, say they have chemical weapons.


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    R P McMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    Lilith Uninterested Okra wrote: »
    But I thought these teens were in real life? Or do you avoid hotels because of the Shining?

    I would avoid hotels with that pattern of carpet just in case


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    Leilak
    Registered Users Posts: 379 ✭✭Leilak


    invite them in to watch late late show that will surely scare the little blighters off


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    GetWithIt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭GetWithIt


    Step 1: Answer the door and see what they want


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    Mr. Guappa
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭Mr. Guappa


    Lay out your remote control train set, attach life-sized cardboard cut-outs to the trains, and turn on said train set. Pump out some tunes and watch the bad guys hastily retreat.


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    Fighting Tao
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    FFS


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    Winterlong
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    Call a friend to come round? Preferably a big burly one.


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    The_Valeyard
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    GetWithIt wrote: »
    Step 1: Answer the door and see what they want

    Common sense..... Gtfo


    :P


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    pickarooney
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    Winterlong wrote: »
    Call a friend to come round? Preferably a big burly one.

    Kay Burly? To report on and exaggerate the story?


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    Wossack
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    GetWithIt wrote: »
    Step 1: Answer the door and see what they want

    jocks optional
    hatchet recommended


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    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Kay Burly? To report on and exaggerate the story?

    She would do the job. Annoy them kids off the street.


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    Commotion Ocean
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    Owryan wrote: »
    If they are throwing stones ring the Gardai.

    They'll be as useful as a dyslexic on countdown, you'd have a better chance rubbing the lamp and a genie coming out. Gards don't care unfortunately.


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    OU812
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    Challenge them to a water fight, then put the kettle on & fill your supersoaker


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    Donald Trump
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    Ladyinthedark wrote: »
    Kids on bikes parked outside my house knocking on the door,what can I do I'm worried


    Simple. Put up a sign saying:



    "Free sweets for sexy kids, just knock on my door. Preferably after dark"


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    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    It's over OP. The dream has died. Move out.


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    Patty O Furniture
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    GetWithIt wrote: »
    Step 1: Answer the door and see what they want

    One of the rules of a scary movie:

    Never unlock the doors and look outside. :eek:


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    SEPT 23 1989
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    I own a teen

    They are far more conservative than we ever were

    probably because they are recorded


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    Cantona's Collars
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    Give them beer,teens idolise somebody who gets drink for them. You'll be a hero....until one of their parents breaks down your door.


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