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Birthday present ideas

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    You should get him a bottle of sex panther. 60% of the time it works every time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    What aftershave do you buy him?
    Howya Boss?

    I didn't buy him any aftershave or cologne. Not yet anyways. I wouldn't know what to go for. I love Hugo Boss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    You should get him a bottle of sex panther. 60% of the time it works every time.

    I don't know what that stuff is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭JackTaylorFan


    I wish Elon Musk had his own scent - that would be amazing!

    Musk! The new fragrance pour homme!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    Has he ever worn red and white Y fronts? If so get him the sex Panther aftershave.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Has he ever worn red and white Y fronts? If so get him the sex Panther aftershave.

    Does he have a name for his penis and testicles too?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Does he have a name for his penis and testicles too?

    Steady on there John Joe it's only a Thursday night.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I don't know what that stuff is.

    It's by Odeon.

    It's illegal in 9 countries.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    It's by Odeon.

    It's illegal in 9 countries.

    And made with bits of real panther


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    And made with bits of real panther

    So you know it's good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    So you know it's good

    If it's good enough for Brian Fantana it's good enough for the op's fellit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    So you know it's good

    I heard it smells like Big Foot's dick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    I heard it smells like Big Foot's dick.

    Can confirm.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    It smells like pure gasoline or a used diaper filled with Indian food


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Vouchers are such a waste of money. It's like turning money into less useful money. Just give him the money or buy something.

    I'd be so embarrassed if someone gave me money for my birthday.


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