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Birthday present ideas

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    #32
    Neames
    Registered Users Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Neames


    A boxset,something funny.

    Are you being Served

    Dad's Army


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    #33
    Broken Hearted Road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    So many funny replies here. Thank you for the laughs. I went about thanking them instead of replying back to them individually. I think I will go down the route of an aftershave I like.

    Cheap stuff like Brut and old spice will be out of the question.


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    #34
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,307 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    If she's giving a blowie in a car I'd hope it'sa nicer car than a second hand ford focus!

    Well if she really wanted to push the boat out she could get him an ST/RS focus. Their not the worst ride in the world!


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    #35
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Neames wrote: »
    A boxset,something funny.

    Are you being Served

    Dad's Army

    1960 called, it wants its TV back.


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    #36
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Maybe a print out of this thread , to show him you were thinking about him.


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    #37
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    If she gets him a second hand Ford Focus she can give him a blow job in it!

    if he gets a Focus, he'll be getting all the blow jobs he wants, not necessarily from the OP though.


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    #38
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,307 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    if he gets a Focus, he'll be getting all the blow jobs he wants, not necessarily from the OP though.

    It would be nice for her to have a rest!


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    #39
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Fcuk this, I'm getting a Focus.


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    #40
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    It would be nice for her to have a rest!

    im sure he wouldn't mind if her friends shared the burden.
    (except Caitriona with the buck teeth)


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    #41
    Broken Hearted Road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Fcuk this, I'm getting a Focus.

    My lad doesn't have a ford focus and still got a blow job and more. He has a ford transit.


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    #42
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Broken Hearted Road wrote: »
    My lad doesn't have a ford focus and still got a blow job and more. He has a ford transit.

    Go on. Go on.


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    #43
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Broken Hearted Road wrote: »
    My lad doesn't have a ford focus and still got a blow job and more. He has a ford transit.

    Mattress in the back?


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    #44
    Broken Hearted Road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Mattress in the back?

    LOL! No mattress in the back. If he had, I'd be long gone well away from him.


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    #45
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,035 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    "Get into the van!"

    Not your ornery onager



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    #46
    Cupcake_Crisis
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    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Fcuk this, I'm getting a Focus.

    You'll be swimmin in wimmin!


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    #47
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Hub caps for the transit boss


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    #48
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Broken Hearted Road wrote: »
    So many funny replies here. Thank you for the laughs. I went about thanking them instead of replying back to them individually. I think I will go down the route of an aftershave I like.

    Cheap stuff like Brut and old spice will be out of the question.

    Hai Karate, it's mighty pungent and suits a Transit driver

    51peqL8FqIL.jpg


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    #49
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Hai Karate, it's mighty pungent and suits a Transit driver

    51peqL8FqIL.jpg

    the lads on the site will think he has come into a few pound if he comes home smelling of that


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    #50
    JackTaylorFan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭JackTaylorFan


    Broken Hearted Road wrote: »
    Loads of great ideas here.

    I sincerely hope for the future of your relationship, you are not taking actual advice from moi.

    O lordi


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    #51
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    What aftershave do you buy him?
    Howya Boss?


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    #52
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    You should get him a bottle of sex panther. 60% of the time it works every time.


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    #53
    Broken Hearted Road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    What aftershave do you buy him?
    Howya Boss?

    I didn't buy him any aftershave or cologne. Not yet anyways. I wouldn't know what to go for. I love Hugo Boss.


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    #54
    Broken Hearted Road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    You should get him a bottle of sex panther. 60% of the time it works every time.

    I don't know what that stuff is.


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    #55
    JackTaylorFan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭JackTaylorFan


    I wish Elon Musk had his own scent - that would be amazing!

    Musk! The new fragrance pour homme!!


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    #56
    Armchair Andy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    Has he ever worn red and white Y fronts? If so get him the sex Panther aftershave.


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    #57
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Armchair Andy wrote: »
    Has he ever worn red and white Y fronts? If so get him the sex Panther aftershave.

    Does he have a name for his penis and testicles too?


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    #58
    Jack the Stripper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Does he have a name for his penis and testicles too?

    Steady on there John Joe it's only a Thursday night.


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    #59
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Broken Hearted Road wrote: »
    I don't know what that stuff is.

    It's by Odeon.

    It's illegal in 9 countries.


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    #60
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    It's by Odeon.

    It's illegal in 9 countries.

    And made with bits of real panther


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    #61
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    And made with bits of real panther

    So you know it's good


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