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Birthday present ideas

  • 23-03-2017 4:35pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭


    I'm going out with a lad. Not long, only a few weeks really and it's going very well. I enjoy spending time with him and I'm liking him a lot and my attraction is growing. It's his birthday coming up and I haven't a clue what to get him. I'm only still getting to know him. I don't know his clothes size, I don't know what his favourite aftershave is. He likes sports but my knowledge of sports is crap. We got around to doing a bit for the dating like cinema trips, dinners out and cruising around, hotel stay coming up.

    Any idea what to get him for his Birthday?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Lube?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Dildo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    You cant go wrong with a voucher for a Sports shop, let him pick something for himself. As you are only going out a short while it doesn't need to be for a huge amount, maybe €25 or €30 would be plenty and I'm sure he'll appreciate it.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,184 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Crack.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar



    Any idea what to get him for his Birthday?

    A card?


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    If you follow up on a few of the comments that will appear on this thread, I imagine you should book yourself in for a spa weekend alone and get a decent pair of knee pads. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭zcorpian88


    Spend some quality time with him along with jumping his bones, he'll be happy enough with that, I would.

    Men are easy to please.

    Had a girlfriend once that was "too busy" and wound up over her workload and wouldn't give us a few hours to enjoy ourselves or "put out" for that matter after missing my birthday get together and choose to work on her phD obsessively like she had done for weeks and weeks previously. I look for that bit of quality time/intimacy the week after the birthday absence, still working on the phD and wouldn't bat an eyelid. It didn't last beyond that weekend. I wasn't putting up with being phased out.

    OP When a birthday comes at least I have a philosophy where you make the day about them where you do "couple-ish" things and make the day about them, means more than any present.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    A

    Blow

    Up

    Doll

    y

    Parton


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    A nice blanket for the couch?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    A nice blanket for the couch?

    If it's to reside on the couch, it's called a 'Throw' I believe.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    La dee fcuking da!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,413 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    La dee fcuking da!

    Dont mind him with his "throw " , most normal people use thier duvet.

    As for a birthday present , get him a birdcage.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    It's a bed throw not a duvet :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭Pelvis


    You cant go wrong with a voucher for a Sports shop, let him pick something for himself. As you are only going out a short while it doesn't need to be for a huge amount, maybe €25 or €30 would be plenty and I'm sure he'll appreciate it.
    A voucher for a sports shop ffs...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Sex vouchers.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Sex vouchers.

    You would like them wouldn't you Father you dirty fecker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,067 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Something practical such as a second hand Ford Focus!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Does he like cars? If he does take him to Mondello. Get his pulse racing!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Sex vouchers.

    I give my fella these and I am the perfect wifey so he says.

    He currently has a voucher for a one hour, sexy & sensual, top to toe massage.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OP, I remember that you are the girl who posted about finding a bee and chopping the little thing in half. How about some kind of cage and lotion for the lad?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,413 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Sex vouchers.

    You would like them wouldn't you Father you dirty fecker.

    Coming from stripper, that's rich.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    You cant go wrong with a voucher for a Sports shop, let him pick something for himself. As you are only going out a short while it doesn't need to be for a huge amount, maybe €25 or €30 would be plenty and I'm sure he'll appreciate it.
    Vouchers are such a waste of money. It's like turning money into less useful money. Just give him the money or buy something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭JackTaylorFan


    Surely you have somw idea what he is interested it in by now. But if not, don't worry, you can wean him off things he enjoys later. For now, keep it simple and subtle, OP

    A few ideas:

    a) some aftershave - that YOU like.

    b) a nice, smart shirt

    c) vouchers for laser arsehair removal.


    If this was 2009, I'd suggest a DVD boxset of Sopranos or something... but these classics are good too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    A blow job. But put actual effort in for this one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,067 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    A blow job. But put actual effort in for this one.

    If she gets him a second hand Ford Focus she can give him a blow job in it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    If she gets him a second hand Ford Focus she can give him a blow job in it!

    If she's giving a blowie in a car I'd hope it'sa nicer car than a second hand ford focus!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    A device that can rip a hole in the space time continuum killing everyone.

    Or


    A birthday card. Your choice really


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    A blow job. But put actual effort in for this one.

    That will be a given.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    If she's giving a blowie in a car I'd hope it'sa nicer car than a second hand ford focus!

    Yes! Cupcake crisis. That was an activity we got up to and yeah, I'm not saying what car he has.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    Surely you have somw idea what he is interested it in by now. But if not, don't worry, you can wean him off things he enjoys later. For now, keep it simple and subtle, OP

    A few ideas:

    a) some aftershave - that YOU like.

    b) a nice, smart shirt

    c) vouchers for laser arsehair removal.


    If this was 2009, I'd suggest a DVD boxset of Sopranos or something... but these classics are good too.

    Loads of great ideas here. I do have an aftershave I like.

    I don't know his shirt size.

    A voucher for laser arse hair removal is out of the question.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 953 ✭✭✭Neames


    A boxset,something funny.

    Are you being Served

    Dad's Army


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    So many funny replies here. Thank you for the laughs. I went about thanking them instead of replying back to them individually. I think I will go down the route of an aftershave I like.

    Cheap stuff like Brut and old spice will be out of the question.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,067 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    If she's giving a blowie in a car I'd hope it'sa nicer car than a second hand ford focus!

    Well if she really wanted to push the boat out she could get him an ST/RS focus. Their not the worst ride in the world!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Neames wrote: »
    A boxset,something funny.

    Are you being Served

    Dad's Army

    1960 called, it wants its TV back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,413 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Maybe a print out of this thread , to show him you were thinking about him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    If she gets him a second hand Ford Focus she can give him a blow job in it!

    if he gets a Focus, he'll be getting all the blow jobs he wants, not necessarily from the OP though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,067 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    if he gets a Focus, he'll be getting all the blow jobs he wants, not necessarily from the OP though.

    It would be nice for her to have a rest!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Fcuk this, I'm getting a Focus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    It would be nice for her to have a rest!

    im sure he wouldn't mind if her friends shared the burden.
    (except Caitriona with the buck teeth)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Fcuk this, I'm getting a Focus.

    My lad doesn't have a ford focus and still got a blow job and more. He has a ford transit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    My lad doesn't have a ford focus and still got a blow job and more. He has a ford transit.

    Go on. Go on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    My lad doesn't have a ford focus and still got a blow job and more. He has a ford transit.

    Mattress in the back?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Broken Hearted Road


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Mattress in the back?

    LOL! No mattress in the back. If he had, I'd be long gone well away from him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,815 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    "Get into the van!"

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Fcuk this, I'm getting a Focus.

    You'll be swimmin in wimmin!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Hub caps for the transit boss


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    So many funny replies here. Thank you for the laughs. I went about thanking them instead of replying back to them individually. I think I will go down the route of an aftershave I like.

    Cheap stuff like Brut and old spice will be out of the question.

    Hai Karate, it's mighty pungent and suits a Transit driver

    51peqL8FqIL.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Hai Karate, it's mighty pungent and suits a Transit driver

    51peqL8FqIL.jpg

    the lads on the site will think he has come into a few pound if he comes home smelling of that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭JackTaylorFan


    Loads of great ideas here.

    I sincerely hope for the future of your relationship, you are not taking actual advice from moi.

    O lordi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    What aftershave do you buy him?
    Howya Boss?


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