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Now Ye're Talking - to an Irish escort

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    #482
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    HONKEY TONK wrote: »
    I was an assistant manager of a hotel for years.

    There are many signs that escorts are using your hotel.

    And not just one member of staff will know about it..

    What are the signs ?


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    #483
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    LaraLushhhhh wrote: »
    What's a "real escort" in your opinion ?

    It's a Ford, of course.


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    #484
    m'lady
    Registered Users Posts: 1,859 ✭✭✭m'lady


    LaraLushhhhh wrote: »
    I watched the client list too! It's rubbish acting isn't it ?! I'd have done beetter myself.
    That is such an interesting question. I'll probably get bombarded with negativity for this but no I don't think it would bother me if I had a son who visited escorts


    Absolutely dreadful acting, but a lot of very hot men in it!!

    Oh really, I thought you'd say the opposite, I was wrong!! Can see why though to be honest :)


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    #485
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    It's a Ford, of course.

    Brilliant :D


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    #486
    northknife
    Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭northknife


    LaraLushhhhh wrote: »
    Haha

    I'm between 5ft and 6ft
    :) :P



    Is that width or length pacman.gif


    Now come to think of it which do you prefer, if any, width or length?


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    #487
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    northknife wrote: »
    Is that width or length pacman.gif


    Now come to think of it which do you prefer, if any, width or length?

    Girth is always better IMO


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    #488
    cavan4sam
    Registered Users Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭cavan4sam


    Do you mind me asking how old u are ?

    Its a very eye opening AMA to be honest ....pun intended

    Fair play to you ....stay safe


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    #489
    liam7831
    Registered Users Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭liam7831


    What's the going rate ?


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    #490
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    I think I jinxed myself !!!!!!


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    #491
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    LaraLushhhhh wrote: »
    Brilliant :D

    Fair play to ya for doing this.

    Would you accompany a paying client to a dinner, wedding, corporate function or whatever, maybe because they had nobody else, the girlfriend experience?


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    #492
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Fair play to ya for doing this.

    Would you accompany a paying client to a dinner, wedding, corporate function or whatever, maybe because they had nobody else, the girlfriend experience?

    No just dinner


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    #493
    gitzy16v
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭gitzy16v


    Thanks for the AMA its a great insight.....I know you said you dont really have any dealings with any other escorts but Ive seen the websites and in your opinion are the girls who charge 50e for 30 mins more likely to be under a pimps control than the girls who charge higher?also noticed Irish or English girls are near double that!!!Id be inclined to think they are more likely independent like yourself.


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    #494
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,746 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    LaraLushhhhh wrote: »
    I think I jinxed myself !!!!!!

    Hopefully not. But just in case you are about to bail, thank you for doing this AMA. I've not been as interested in one of these in quite a while.


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    #495
    C182
    Registered Users Posts: 10 ✭C182


    How old are you? And how long have you been doing this?


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    #496
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    gitzy16v wrote: »
    Thanks for the AMA its a great insight.....I know you said you dont really have any dealings with any other escorts but Ive seen the websites and in your opinion are the girls who charge 50e for 30 mins more likely to be under a pimps control than the girls who charge higher?also noticed Irish or English girls are near double that!!!Id be inclined to think they are more likely independent like yourself.

    In my opinion yes ! They'd have to be. Either that or they have a habit maybe that they're trying to fund ?


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    #497
    SCOOP 64
    Registered Users Posts: 5,232 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    LaraLushhhhh wrote: »
    I think I jinxed myself !!!!!!

    Sorry!


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    #498
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    SCOOP 64 wrote: »
    Sorry!

    I'm blaming you Scoop !! Haha


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    #499
    Liordi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭Liordi


    Thanks for doing this. I thought it was a very interesting read.

    Also laughable how much times you've been asked your age.


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    #500
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,746 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Liordi wrote: »

    Also laughable how much times you've been asked your age.

    And has her opinion of men changed. Plus there's been more than one or two "what's the rate" questions. All the while from lads who are desperately trying to hope for a picture of her!! lol


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    #501
    JamboMac
    Registered Users Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭JamboMac


    240_F_96399507_IdOI0wIET18YVg7mGwJDH7l0Hspezju7.jpg

    After one of her answer's clearly gave her away, here you go lads.
    It was the best answer i've read in this whole thread.


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    #502
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,424 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    northknife wrote:
    I wonder are the following boardsies customers of yours

    Dial Hard and PlentyOhToole

    Hokayyyyyyyy.

    Straight chick who's already said she was propositioned in the same way that Lara joined the business, but if you got "John" from any of my posts then I'm not going to disabuse you of that notion.

    ???


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    #503
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Hokayyyyyyyy.

    Straight chick who's already said she was propositioned in the same way that Lara joined the business, but if you got "John" from any of my posts then I'm not going to disabuse you of that notion.

    ???

    Ha, I always pictured you as a bald dude in a vest for some reason. :D


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    #504
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,746 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Hokayyyyyyyy.

    Straight chick who's already said she was propositioned in the same way that Lara joined the business, but if you got "John" from any of my posts then I'm not going to disabuse you of that notion.

    ???

    A play on the hard part of your name?


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    #505
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Do your clients usually take the cash out of their wallet or do they ever give you an envelope?


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    #506
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    HONKEY TONK wrote: »
    I can give you some points

    1. How are you dressed when entering the hotel and does it match your story if you are asked in polite conversation.

    2. How are your clients dressed when when entering the hotel.

    3. The hotels you use. Do they generally have male or females on reception.

    4. Are you booking under your own name or are you a "PA " booking on behalf of your boss.

    When working in hotels, you tend to profile the people walking on the door at a glance

    I dress smart casual
    I don't get clients who wear track suits !!!
    Also I must add I only ever use hotels where the lifts are away from the reception area or underground
    Mainly female receptionists
    I book under my own name


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    #507
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Do your clients usually take the cash out of their wallet or do they ever give you an envelope?

    Their wallets


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    #508
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    LaraLushhhhh wrote: »
    I dress smart casual
    I don't get clients who wear track suits !!!
    Also I must add I only ever use hotels where the lifts are away from the reception area or underground
    Mainly female receptionists
    I book under my own name

    Do you check in e.g. at 12pm then check out the same day at say 9 pm and never stay overnight?


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    #509
    LaraLushhhhh
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Stheno wrote: »
    Do you check in e.g. at 12pm then check out the same day at say 9 pm and never stay overnight?

    I check in around 1, I pay as I check in so if I do leave early it's not noticed


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    #510
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    When you're putting on a condom, do you grab the tip and roll it down or do you do it the way most other escorts do it, just grab the base of the condom and stretch it out?


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    #511
    anewme
    Registered Users Posts: 11,893 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    HONKEY TONK wrote: »

    4. Are you booking under your own name or are you a "PA " booking on behalf of your boss.

    I'm a PA and often book for my boss. Am I doing something wrong?

    As an aside, great AMA, you have great patience, Lara, some of the questions are ridiculous.
    The age one is an example.

    What part of "she's not answering that question do you not understand"?

    As an independent woman, even the questions are annoying me, never mind having to entertain people who clearly are not the sharpest tools
    (Pardon the pun)

    How do you keep yourself mentally challenged when you are working?


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