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Now Ye're Talking - to an Irish escort

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,651 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Have you ever joined forces with another escort to do a threesome for a client ?

    Are you a saver, or a spender ? Do you spend as you earn, or does all the money go into savings for the future/?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    lfc200 wrote: »
    Thank you for a very interesting AMA!
    Was it a very difficult process to reason in your head to go into escorting after the initial thought had been planted?

    Did you find it a very strange experience after the first client you met? Was there a sense of regret etc or was it a thought of this is great money?

    I thought about it long and hard yes, of course.
    I found it very strange for the first few months. It was scary, I was a nervous wreck but after the first few months and I had built up a regular clientele and the money was good i was delighted with myself yes, no lie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 598 ✭✭✭westernlass


    Hey very interesting thread. Thank you.

    You mentioned two guys got a bit clingy, is stalking something that you've heard about or experienced with clients? I know they don't know your real number but they could follow you leaving the hotel etc.

    Do you find the men are looking for normal sex or is it a sense of power in bed they like as they are paying you?

    Lastly do you get asked to dress up much? Like role play or wear wigs etc? Interested to know if it's a fantasy thing for some men.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Have you ever joined forces with another escort to do a threesome for a client ?

    Are you a saver, or a spender ? Do you spend as you earn, or does all the money go into savings for the future/?

    No I haven't .

    I spend and save. I'm good with money. Ok I'm never skint but some weeks are quieter than others. I've spend days in hotel rooms with zero clients it's not always busy so I do have to think ahead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Is there something we should know Senna?:D

    I swear it's just because I worked in hotels, nothing else:)
    I agree.
    But if it's the same receptionist every single time I check in she's bound to remember my name ?

    Suppose it depends on the hotel and also the frequency, are we talking monthly?
    Large corporate style hotels, they are normally useless at remembering names unless there is a reason they remember you!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,855 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    No I haven't .

    I spend and save. I'm good with money. Ok I'm never skint but some weeks are quieter than others. I've spend days in hotel rooms with zero clients it's not always busy so I do have to think ahead


    Ah. That clears something up.

    So you could be in an area, after advertising that you'll be there but none of your regular clients will have contacted you for a booking but you'd still go to the hotel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    I remember once a guy got electric tazered in the balls by an escort (wanted anal)in Germany and he had to be removed to the street where the polizei took him away.
    Another time a guy had to be evacuated after he couldn't finish due to **** off in the shower unknown to the escort(camera in bathroom), again carted off by police outside the door.

    Wouldn't it be great if you could have that kind of protection here? I don't know how you do it tbh.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Hey very interesting thread. Thank you.

    You mentioned two guys got a bit clingy, is stalking something that you've heard about or experienced with clients? I know they don't know your real number but they could follow you leaving the hotel etc.

    Do you find the men are looking for normal sex or is it a sense of power in bed they like as they are paying you?

    Lastly do you get asked to dress up much? Like role play or wear wigs etc? Interested to know if it's a fantasy thing for some men.

    I havnt experienced stalking no. They would have to be waiting around and following my car. I'm sure I'd notice. Safety is always my priority and for that reason I only ever park where I know there are security cameras and that's why I only use hotels too. I wouldn't feel safe enough in an apartment.

    "Normal sex" yes most guys are just looking for this. I'm not into anything too kinky or crazy! Role play is ok too


  • Registered Users Posts: 682 ✭✭✭small town girl


    Hi Lara

    Really enjoying the thread, and been following it since you answered my questions last night.

    I don't usually follow AMA threads so not sure how much longer you'll be answering questions.

    Just wondering how you've found the experience so far? You're clearly clever and articulate so you're seeing common themes and perceptions. Also, given you've been doing this for three years and you've just one friend you speak to about it. Wondering how you're processing the feedback and also the opportunity to "speak" about it at length.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Senna wrote: »
    I swear it's just because I worked in hotels, nothing else:)



    Suppose it depends on the hotel and also the frequency, are we talking monthly?
    Large corporate style hotels, they are normally useless at remembering names unless there is a reason they remember you!!!

    Can I pm you ?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Hi Lara

    Really enjoying the thread, and been following it since you answered my questions last night.

    I don't usually follow AMA threads so not sure how much longer you'll be answering questions.

    Just wondering how you've found the experience so far? You're clearly clever and articulate so you're seeing common themes and perceptions. Also, given you've been doing this for three years and you've just one friend you speak to about it. Wondering how you're processing the feedback and also the opportunity to "speak" about it at length.

    Thank you
    I'm really enjoying this to be fair. I really wanted to show that it's not all doom and gloom in what we do. I didn't think I would be this busy answering questions but it's great to be able to talk about it yes


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Ah. That clears something up.

    So you could be in an area, after advertising that you'll be there but none of your regular clients will have contacted you for a booking but you'd still go to the hotel?

    Yes because who's to know they won't contact me during the day and I don't like to advertise and not show up! Don't want my regulars finding someone else to visit ;)
    The only time I havnt turned up was if I was sick or something came up or if I was just having a crap day! Dosnt happen too often


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Hi Lara.

    Have you ever considered writing a book (Based on true stories) or some kind of memoir/diary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭slovakchick


    Hi lara, in your experience what nationality are most of the foreign escorts in ireland?
    Nice to get to know you by the way
    quote="LaraLushhhhh;102986481"]Thank you
    I'm really enjoying this to be fair. I really wanted to show that it's not all doom and gloom in what we do. I didn't think I would be this busy answering questions but it's great to be able to talk about it yes[/quote]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,332 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Just wondered did you expect more criticism from people on this thread, because it seems people have been generally nice about it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Hi lara, in your experience what nationality are most of the foreign escorts in ireland?
    Nice to get to know you by the way
    quote="LaraLushhhhh;102986481"]Thank you
    I'm really enjoying this to be fair. I really wanted to show that it's not all doom and gloom in what we do. I didn't think I would be this busy answering questions but it's great to be able to talk about it yes
    [/quote]


    I don't know! I don't visit escorts lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,855 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Yes because who's to know they won't contact me during the day

    Would that happen often? As in would you be in a hotel in RandomTown with no bookings and a regular contact you out of the blue?

    Actually, another question if you wouldn't mind. Have any of your regulars travelled far to see you? As in you we're working in Tralee and a lad comes from Letterkenny to see you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    SCOOP 64 wrote: »
    Just wondered did you expect more criticism from people on this thread, because it seems people have been generally nice about it.

    Yes I really did think it would be a lot worse!
    I hope I havnt jinxed myself in saying that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Would that happen often? As in would you be in a hotel in RandomTown with no bookings and a regular contact you out of the blue?

    Actually, another question if you wouldn't mind. Have any of your regulars travelled far to see you? As in you we're working in Tralee and a lad comes from Letterkenny to see you?

    Yes that happens a lot and yes they have travelled too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Can I pm you ?

    Hotels generally know that the professionals aren't there to cause problems. If there's going to be an issue it'll be the johns.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭slovakchick


    No friends who do the same?


    I don't know! I don't visit escorts lol[/quote]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Can I pm you ?

    Sure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,651 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Do real Escorts still exist ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭northknife


    Can I pm you ?



    Of course you cam pm me


    Only joking before i get banned.tongue.png


    Just a personal question if I may, dont worry if you dont want to answer, but just wondering what your measurements are wink.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,718 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    I'm intrigued by the use of the term "escort" more and more as I read this thread (which is fantastic, btw, fair play to you for doing it)

    Given you never actually go anywhere with your clients, "escort" seems to be a singularly inappropriate term for it.

    Not sure what else you'd call it without sounding perjorative, mind you.

    Just something that occurred to me. Not in any way intended to be a dig of any sort at you, in case that's how it comes across.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    northknife wrote: »
    Of course you cam pm me


    Only joking before i get banned.tongue.png


    Just a personal question if I may, dont worry if you dont want to answer, but just wondering what your measurements are wink.png

    Haha

    I'm between 5ft and 6ft
    :) :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    I'm intrigued by the use of the term "escort" more and more as I read this thread (which is fantastic, btw, fair play to you for doing it)

    Given you never actually go anywhere with your clients, "escort" seems to be a singularly inappropriate term for it.

    Not sure what else you'd call it without sounding perjorative, mind you.

    Just something that occurred to me. Not in any way intended to be a dig of any sort at you, in case that's how it comes across.

    She said already she has gone for dinner with them. Read the thread!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,718 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    She said already she has gone for dinner with them. Read the thread!
    I did!

    I got the impression that that was very much the exception.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    I'm intrigued by the use of the term "escort" more and more as I read this thread (which is fantastic, btw, fair play to you for doing it)

    Given you never actually go anywhere with your clients, "escort" seems to be a singularly inappropriate term for it.

    Not sure what else you'd call it without sounding perjorative, mind you.

    Just something that occurred to me. Not in any way intended to be a dig of any sort at you, in case that's how it comes across.

    No you're fine I know what you mean. And I have said earlier on that I do go for dinner with a couple of guys.
    And I also said when asked about prostitution and escorting that it is what it is. Don't worry I'm not offended, I know it's prostitution at the end of the day


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Do real Escorts still exist ?

    What's a "real escort" in your opinion ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    I was an assistant manager of a hotel for years.

    There are many signs that escorts are using your hotel.

    And not just one member of staff will know about it..

    What are the signs ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    What's a "real escort" in your opinion ?

    It's a Ford, of course.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,859 ✭✭✭m'lady


    I watched the client list too! It's rubbish acting isn't it ?! I'd have done beetter myself.
    That is such an interesting question. I'll probably get bombarded with negativity for this but no I don't think it would bother me if I had a son who visited escorts


    Absolutely dreadful acting, but a lot of very hot men in it!!

    Oh really, I thought you'd say the opposite, I was wrong!! Can see why though to be honest :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    It's a Ford, of course.

    Brilliant :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭northknife


    Haha

    I'm between 5ft and 6ft
    :) :P



    Is that width or length pacman.gif


    Now come to think of it which do you prefer, if any, width or length?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    northknife wrote: »
    Is that width or length pacman.gif


    Now come to think of it which do you prefer, if any, width or length?

    Girth is always better IMO


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭cavan4sam


    Do you mind me asking how old u are ?

    Its a very eye opening AMA to be honest ....pun intended

    Fair play to you ....stay safe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,819 ✭✭✭liam7831


    What's the going rate ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    I think I jinxed myself !!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Brilliant :D

    Fair play to ya for doing this.

    Would you accompany a paying client to a dinner, wedding, corporate function or whatever, maybe because they had nobody else, the girlfriend experience?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Fair play to ya for doing this.

    Would you accompany a paying client to a dinner, wedding, corporate function or whatever, maybe because they had nobody else, the girlfriend experience?

    No just dinner


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭gitzy16v


    Thanks for the AMA its a great insight.....I know you said you dont really have any dealings with any other escorts but Ive seen the websites and in your opinion are the girls who charge 50e for 30 mins more likely to be under a pimps control than the girls who charge higher?also noticed Irish or English girls are near double that!!!Id be inclined to think they are more likely independent like yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,855 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    I think I jinxed myself !!!!!!

    Hopefully not. But just in case you are about to bail, thank you for doing this AMA. I've not been as interested in one of these in quite a while.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10 C182


    How old are you? And how long have you been doing this?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    gitzy16v wrote: »
    Thanks for the AMA its a great insight.....I know you said you dont really have any dealings with any other escorts but Ive seen the websites and in your opinion are the girls who charge 50e for 30 mins more likely to be under a pimps control than the girls who charge higher?also noticed Irish or English girls are near double that!!!Id be inclined to think they are more likely independent like yourself.

    In my opinion yes ! They'd have to be. Either that or they have a habit maybe that they're trying to fund ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,332 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    I think I jinxed myself !!!!!!

    Sorry!


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    SCOOP 64 wrote: »
    Sorry!

    I'm blaming you Scoop !! Haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭Liordi


    Thanks for doing this. I thought it was a very interesting read.

    Also laughable how much times you've been asked your age.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,855 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Liordi wrote: »

    Also laughable how much times you've been asked your age.

    And has her opinion of men changed. Plus there's been more than one or two "what's the rate" questions. All the while from lads who are desperately trying to hope for a picture of her!! lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭JamboMac


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    After one of her answer's clearly gave her away, here you go lads.
    It was the best answer i've read in this whole thread.


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