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    The Noccers Interview Thread

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    • #602
      gramar
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      [Deleted User] wrote: »
      No but you have planted a seed now.

      What was the last thing you planted?

      A plant.

      Why hasnt my chestnut tree shed it's leaves from last year yet?


    • #603
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      gramar wrote: »
      A plant.

      Why hasnt my chestnut tree shed it's leaves from last year yet?

      It must be on strike. You might not get any chestnuts this year if you don't give in to its demands

      Do you know anyone who is very demanding?


    • #604
      gramar
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      [Deleted User] wrote: »
      It must be on strike. You might not get any chestnuts this year if you don't give in to its demands

      Do you know anyone who is very demanding?

      Maybe one or two but they're not my concern.

      What's the itchiest part of your body?


    • #605
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      gramar wrote: »
      Maybe one or two but they're not my concern.

      What's the itchiest part of your body?

      My back

      Do you get any aches and pains?


    • #606
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      [Deleted User] wrote: »
      My back

      Do you get any aches and pains?

      I get plenty of them.

      Do you ever get stiff?


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    • #607
      Colser
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      gramar wrote: »
      I get plenty of them.

      Do you ever get stiff?

      I sometimes get a stiff drink..

      How bout you?


    • #608
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      Colser wrote: »
      I sometimes get a stiff drink..

      How bout you?

      A stiff upper lip.

      Did you ever know of a restaurant that closes for lunch?


    • #609
      gramar
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      Lorelli! wrote: »
      A stiff upper lip.

      Did you ever know of a restaurant that closes for lunch?

      A vegetarian restaurant...cos like..what's the point?

      Have you ever put up a 'back in 5 minutes' sign?


    • #610
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      gramar wrote: »
      A vegetarian restaurant...cos like..what's the point?

      Have you ever put up a 'back in 5 minutes' sign?

      I don't think so

      How long would you be away for you to put an out of office reply on your email?


    • #611
      Colser
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      [Deleted User] wrote: »
      I don't think so

      How long would you be away for you to put an out of office reply on your email?

      I never do..

      Approximately how many emails would you have after 2 weeks off in work?


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    • #612
      gramar
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      Colser wrote: »
      I never do..

      Approximately how many emails would you have after 2 weeks off in work?

      Hundreds but a lot would be spam.

      Did you see the sunrise today?


    • #613
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      gramar wrote: »
      Hundreds but a lot would be spam.

      Did you see the sunrise today?

      I didn't, I'm just up.

      Aren't holidays a great invention?


    • #614
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      Bishopsback wrote: »
      I didn't, I'm just up.

      Aren't holidays a great invention?

      The best ever.

      What is the best invention for use in the home in your view?

      Elect a clown... Expect a circus



    • #615
      gramar
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      everlast75 wrote: »
      The best ever.

      What is the best invention for use in the home in your view?

      Running water.

      Do you have any poison at home?


    • #616
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      gramar wrote: »
      Running water.

      Do you have any poison at home?

      Just the usual poisonous household cleaning stuff. Thankfully no one has ever ingested any of it in our house.

      Do you own a mousetrap?


    • #617
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      [Deleted User] wrote: »
      Just the usual poisonous household cleaning stuff. Thankfully no one has ever ingested any of it in our house.

      Do you own a mousetrap?

      I own three mousetraps, one is one of those humane ones.

      Do you think it is possible that mice have evolved enough to be wise to traps ?


    • #618
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      73Cat wrote: »
      I own three mousetraps, one is one of those humane ones.

      Do you think it is possible that mice have evolved enough to be wise to traps ?

      Not until they've evolved past their love of cheese.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biArkwUaURA



      Is kids wearing an 'I love Mickey' t-shirt just asking for trouble?


    • #619
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      gramar wrote: »
      Not until they've evolved past their love of cheese.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biArkwUaURA



      Is kids wearing an 'I love Mickey' t-shirt just asking for trouble?

      I would assume it's not just a text statement and there would be graphics indicating it was Mickey Mouse. I would be shocked otherwise.

      What was/is your favourite cartoon?


    • #620
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      Top Cat.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NToYkBYezZA


      Do you watch many documentaries?


    • #621
      Colser
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      Ted_YNWA wrote: »
      Top Cat.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NToYkBYezZA


      Do you watch many documentaries?

      I loved topcat too.ðŸ˜

      I love channel 4 documentaries,easy viewing.

      Could you happily live without a TV?


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    • #622
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      Colser wrote: »
      I loved topcat too.ðŸ˜

      I love channel 4 documentaries,easy viewing.

      Could you happily live without a TV?

      I could as I rarely watch TV.

      Could you live with a simple mobile phone like the old Nokia's instead of a smartphone?


    • #623
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      [Deleted User] wrote: »
      I could as I rarely watch TV.

      Could you live with a simple mobile phone like the old Nokia's instead of a smartphone?

      It would be hard. I still have all my old mobiles, starting with my old 088 Motorola. Laptop is nearly redundant now too.

      Did you ever dig potatoes?


    • #624
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      [Deleted User] wrote: »
      I could as I rarely watch TV.

      Could you live with a simple mobile phone like the old Nokia's instead of a smartphone?

      Easily, yes. As long as I can text and make calls I'm happy. I don't even have music on my phone and rarely take photos.

      Are you glad that you didn't grow up in a time dominated by social media ?


    • #625
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      73Cat wrote: »
      Easily, yes. As long as I can text and make calls I'm happy. I don't even have music on my phone and rarely take photos.

      Are you glad that you didn't grow up in a time dominated by social media ?
      Definitely..

      Do you warn your kids about the fact that that there's cameras everywhere when they're on nights out(falls on deaf ears I know)?


    • #626
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      Don't have any kids.


      Do you regret having kids?


    • #627
      gramar
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      Shannon757 wrote: »
      Don't have any kids.


      Do you regret having kids?

      I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

      If you had to pick a vgetable to be your head which would it be?


    • #628
      gramar
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      Shannon757 wrote: »
      Don't have any kids.


      Do you regret having kids?

      I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

      If you had to pick a vegetable to be your head which would it be?


    • #629
      Gremlinertia
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      gramar wrote: »
      I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

      If you had to pick a vegetable to be your head which would it be?

      A cabbage, be some craic for the mosh pit.

      If you had to have an animals legs what would you have?.


    • #630
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      A Kangaroo. :p

      Would they be useful for kicking people?


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    • #631
      Gremlinertia
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      Only if you have the tail too.

      Follow any sports?.


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