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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    No but I managed to lock myself in a wardrobe at home as a kid during hide-and-go- seek and had to be rescued.

    Did you ever climb up grave headstones as a kid when visiting a cemetery and when parents not looking?

    Never climbed headstones but I do walk on he surrounds.


    Where are you going tomorrow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Never climbed headstones but I do walk on he surrounds.


    Where are you going tomorrow?
    There was a long thread in After Hours about it this week.

    Can you guess where?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    There was a long thread in After Hours about it this week.

    Can you guess where?

    The airport.

    Tom Cruise or a boat cruise?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    The airport.

    Tom Cruise or a boat cruise?

    A boat cruise please.

    Where are we going?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    A boat cruise please.

    Where are we going?

    Shannon.

    Will he be happy to see us?


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  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Shannon.

    Will he be happy to see us?

    I'm sure he'll be thrilled to see us.

    What will we bring him as a boat warming present?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,297 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    I'm sure he'll be thrilled to see us.

    What will we bring him as a boat warming present?

    A packet of firefighters.

    Do you remember what they smell like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    A packet of firefighters.

    Do you remember what they smell like?

    I've never smelled a firefighter up close. :pac:

    Can you enlighten us?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,297 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    I've never smelled a firefighter up close. :pac:

    Can you enlighten us?

    I was drunk- I can't recall.

    When was the last time autocorrect f**ked you over?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    I was drunk- I can't recall.

    When was the last time autocorrect f**ked you over?

    I never use it. Any spelling mistakes are all my own doing.

    Who would you vote to be the king of Ireland?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,297 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    I never use it. Any spelling mistakes are all my own doing.

    Who would you vote to be the king of Ireland?

    Me!

    Why don't people realise King crisps are vastly superior to Tayto?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Me!

    Why don't people realise King crisps are vastly superior to Tayto?

    It's not a debate I've ever enagaged in but I know I like Tayto.
    Been yonks since I've had King.

    Would you be partial to a crisp sandwich or are you a puritan?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    It's not a debate I've ever enagaged in but I know I like Tayto.
    Been yonks since I've had King.

    Would you be partial to a crisp sandwich or are you a puritan?

    A ham and cheese n onion sanger has been known to pass my lips.

    Are you craving one now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    A ham and cheese n onion sanger has been known to pass my lips.

    Are you craving one now?

    Not in the least.

    Are you craving anything?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not in the least.

    Are you craving anything?

    I'd love a massive pizza but am resisting.

    Did you do anything celebratory today?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    I'd love a massive pizza but am resisting.

    Did you do anything celebratory today?

    I had a well deserved lie in! :D

    What's for dindins?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I had a well deserved lie in! :D

    What's for dindins?

    Salmon, potato gratin and mashed carrots and parsnips.

    Are we liking our new home ??


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    Salmon, potato gratin and mashed carrots and parsnips.

    Are we liking our new home ??

    I'm well used to it :)

    Did you go to a parade today?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I'm well used to it :)

    Did you go to a parade today?


    Yes, I went to the local parade.

    Are you having a drink tonight?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yes, I went to the local parade.

    Are you having a drink tonight?

    Not at the moment but toying with the idea

    What will i have?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Double whiskey.

    Do you drink it?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    not really but maybe an Irish Coffee given that its St Patricks day.

    Ive no cream though, would you run down to the shops for me?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Double whiskey.

    Do you drink it?

    Prefer whiskey in coffee rather than straight.

    Is there any alcoholic drink that you hate?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Prefer whiskey in coffee rather than straight.

    Is there any alcoholic drink that you hate?

    Vodka tastes like the puss from a septic ulcer on the devil's ballsack.

    What nation do you think is most backward in their way of thinking?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lemmee see now. Middle America.

    Amirite?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    No, it's not a nation :) The answer is probably Saudi Arabia.

    Did you watch a parade today?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Shiminay wrote: »
    No, it's not a nation :) The answer is probably Saudi Arabia.

    Did you watch a parade today?

    Only on the news.

    Do you own anything that says 'kiss me I'm Irish'?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Shiminay wrote: »
    No, it's not a nation :) The answer is probably Saudi Arabia.

    Did you watch a parade today?

    I saw about 10mins on TV.

    Are you all mixed up with the days this week?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭mountain


    Shiminay wrote: »
    No, it's not a nation :) The answer is probably Saudi Arabia.

    Did you watch a parade today?

    I did. First time in years I wasn't in it.

    Will you watch the rugby tomorrow?


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mountain wrote: »
    I did. First time in years I wasn't in it.

    Will you watch the rugby tomorrow?

    I won't and it better not disturb my quiet pint :p

    Do you have ten toes or twenty?


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