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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #602
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    No but you have planted a seed now.

    What was the last thing you planted?

    A plant.

    Why hasnt my chestnut tree shed it's leaves from last year yet?


  • #603
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    A plant.

    Why hasnt my chestnut tree shed it's leaves from last year yet?

    It must be on strike. You might not get any chestnuts this year if you don't give in to its demands

    Do you know anyone who is very demanding?


  • #604
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It must be on strike. You might not get any chestnuts this year if you don't give in to its demands

    Do you know anyone who is very demanding?

    Maybe one or two but they're not my concern.

    What's the itchiest part of your body?


  • #605
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Maybe one or two but they're not my concern.

    What's the itchiest part of your body?

    My back

    Do you get any aches and pains?


  • #606
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    My back

    Do you get any aches and pains?

    I get plenty of them.

    Do you ever get stiff?


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  • #607
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I get plenty of them.

    Do you ever get stiff?

    I sometimes get a stiff drink..

    How bout you?


  • #608
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Colser wrote: »
    I sometimes get a stiff drink..

    How bout you?

    A stiff upper lip.

    Did you ever know of a restaurant that closes for lunch?


  • #609
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A stiff upper lip.

    Did you ever know of a restaurant that closes for lunch?

    A vegetarian restaurant...cos like..what's the point?

    Have you ever put up a 'back in 5 minutes' sign?


  • #610
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    A vegetarian restaurant...cos like..what's the point?

    Have you ever put up a 'back in 5 minutes' sign?

    I don't think so

    How long would you be away for you to put an out of office reply on your email?


  • #611
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I don't think so

    How long would you be away for you to put an out of office reply on your email?

    I never do..

    Approximately how many emails would you have after 2 weeks off in work?


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  • #612
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I never do..

    Approximately how many emails would you have after 2 weeks off in work?

    Hundreds but a lot would be spam.

    Did you see the sunrise today?


  • #613
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    gramar wrote: »
    Hundreds but a lot would be spam.

    Did you see the sunrise today?

    I didn't, I'm just up.

    Aren't holidays a great invention?


  • #614
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,494 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    I didn't, I'm just up.

    Aren't holidays a great invention?

    The best ever.

    What is the best invention for use in the home in your view?


  • #615
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    The best ever.

    What is the best invention for use in the home in your view?

    Running water.

    Do you have any poison at home?


  • #616
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Running water.

    Do you have any poison at home?

    Just the usual poisonous household cleaning stuff. Thankfully no one has ever ingested any of it in our house.

    Do you own a mousetrap?


  • #617
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Just the usual poisonous household cleaning stuff. Thankfully no one has ever ingested any of it in our house.

    Do you own a mousetrap?

    I own three mousetraps, one is one of those humane ones.

    Do you think it is possible that mice have evolved enough to be wise to traps ?


  • #618
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    I own three mousetraps, one is one of those humane ones.

    Do you think it is possible that mice have evolved enough to be wise to traps ?

    Not until they've evolved past their love of cheese.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biArkwUaURA



    Is kids wearing an 'I love Mickey' t-shirt just asking for trouble?


  • #619
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not until they've evolved past their love of cheese.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biArkwUaURA



    Is kids wearing an 'I love Mickey' t-shirt just asking for trouble?

    I would assume it's not just a text statement and there would be graphics indicating it was Mickey Mouse. I would be shocked otherwise.

    What was/is your favourite cartoon?


  • #620
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Top Cat.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NToYkBYezZA


    Do you watch many documentaries?


  • #621
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Top Cat.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NToYkBYezZA


    Do you watch many documentaries?

    I loved topcat too.ðŸ˜

    I love channel 4 documentaries,easy viewing.

    Could you happily live without a TV?


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  • #622
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Colser wrote: »
    I loved topcat too.ðŸ˜

    I love channel 4 documentaries,easy viewing.

    Could you happily live without a TV?

    I could as I rarely watch TV.

    Could you live with a simple mobile phone like the old Nokia's instead of a smartphone?


  • #623
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I could as I rarely watch TV.

    Could you live with a simple mobile phone like the old Nokia's instead of a smartphone?

    It would be hard. I still have all my old mobiles, starting with my old 088 Motorola. Laptop is nearly redundant now too.

    Did you ever dig potatoes?


  • #624
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I could as I rarely watch TV.

    Could you live with a simple mobile phone like the old Nokia's instead of a smartphone?

    Easily, yes. As long as I can text and make calls I'm happy. I don't even have music on my phone and rarely take photos.

    Are you glad that you didn't grow up in a time dominated by social media ?


  • #625
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    Easily, yes. As long as I can text and make calls I'm happy. I don't even have music on my phone and rarely take photos.

    Are you glad that you didn't grow up in a time dominated by social media ?
    Definitely..

    Do you warn your kids about the fact that that there's cameras everywhere when they're on nights out(falls on deaf ears I know)?


  • #626
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Don't have any kids.


    Do you regret having kids?


  • #627
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Don't have any kids.


    Do you regret having kids?

    I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

    If you had to pick a vgetable to be your head which would it be?


  • #628
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Don't have any kids.


    Do you regret having kids?

    I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

    If you had to pick a vegetable to be your head which would it be?


  • #629
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    gramar wrote: »
    I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

    If you had to pick a vegetable to be your head which would it be?

    A cabbage, be some craic for the mosh pit.

    If you had to have an animals legs what would you have?.


  • #630
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    A Kangaroo. :p

    Would they be useful for kicking people?


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  • #631
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Only if you have the tail too.

    Follow any sports?.


  • #632
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    None.

    Do you hate sports or is it just me?


  • #633
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I'm happy that Moto GP is back shortly but that's about it for me.. It's not just you, plenty of other hobbies/interests out there.

    Would you rather read the book or watch the movie?


  • #634
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Read the book. I hate films. I haven't watched a single film yet this year and hopefully I won't be.

    Am I the only person in the world that really dislike watching films?


  • #635
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Nope, i'd rather books too for the most part, gives my imagination a good work out.

    Do you draw/paint?


  • #636
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    No, I am awful at it.

    After those past few answers, how negative am I on a scale of 1-10? :D


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  • #637
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Oh dear, 1 - 10 hmm, ahhhhm

    Will we move on to the next question? :P


  • #638
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    I think so. :D

    Have you listened to any of the 43 songs that will be participating in the Eurovision Song Contest 2017 in Kyiv?


  • #639
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Having been overexposed to the eurovision for some thirty years i've recently managed to be blissfully ignorant to the thing :)

    Outside of eurovision tunes what sort of music do you like?.


  • #640
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    French Pop.

    You? :)


  • #641
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    French Pop.

    You? :)

    Indie pop/rock.

    Do artificial flowers ever look real or always look crap?


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  • #642
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Funny enough was listening to Justice earlier :) I like electronica, rock, metal and well loads of things, today will be electronica

    Can you drive?


  • #643
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    gramar wrote: »
    Indie pop/rock.

    Do artificial flowers ever look real or always look crap?

    They never look real.
    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Funny enough was listening to Justice earlier :) I like electronica, rock, metal and well loads of things, today will be electronica

    Can you drive?

    Oh God no.

    Favourite mode of transport?


  • #644
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Motorbike, no question..

    Daddy or chips?


  • #645
    Tristrams Shandied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Motorbike, no question..

    Daddy or chips?
    Spent the weekend in a city obsessed with chips and got sick of looking at them everywhere.

    If you were doing a food challenge what type of food would it be?


  • #646
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    That would do it.. Food challenge as in eat only that food in that case good ould spuds.

    Is it frosty where you are?


  • #647
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Yep, but I like cool crisp weather.

    Do you have long left to go on your shift?


  • #648
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    About an hour

    What's for breakfast?


  • #649
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Porridge & tea shortly.

    Is that too boring?


  • #650
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Porridge & tea shortly.

    Is that too boring?

    I had tea and toast. And some canned pineapple just to jazz it up a bit.

    Do you know who your local TD is?


  • #651
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Feck know that sounds lovely, bit of milk and salt on the porridge and away ya go..

    Is salt on porridge weird to you?


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