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  • #4802
    Zzippy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    Buer wrote: »
    Park.
    Take out the bins.
    Fix the heating.
    Cut the grass.
    Sleep in a chair when the twins are up all night sick.

    Wait, I've made this personal, haven't I?

    You're doing it wrong. Women are great! ;)


  • #4803
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Zzippy wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong. Women are great! ;)

    My OH regularly gets me to park his car as he is unable to do so.


  • #4804
    Buer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    Zzippy wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong. Women are great! ;)

    Sorry, Zzippy, I can't hear you from down here after you threw me under that bus.


  • #4805
    Bazzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,047 ✭✭✭Bazzo


    Buer wrote: »
    Sorry, Zzippy, I can't hear you from down here after you threw me under that bus.

    Was the bus parked?


  • #4806
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Zzippy wrote: »
    International Women's Day. Thought I'd bring a bit of balance and compile a list of things women can't do. Feel free to add to it.

    1. Scratch their balls
    2. The helicopter
    3. Eh...

    3.Wax their chest/crack
    4. Grow a beard.
    5. Go bald
    Bazzo wrote: »
    Was the bus parked?

    Badly, but buer landed between the wheels :)


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  • #4807
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers Posts: 43,231 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    Stheno wrote: »
    3.Wax their chest/crack
    4. Grow a beard.
    5. Go bald

    debatable :D


  • #4808
    dregin
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 6,525 Mod ✭✭✭✭dregin


    Didn't see it mentioned earlier - Letterkenny is a Canadian comedy in its second season. Really good.


  • #4809
    molloyjh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,767 ✭✭✭✭molloyjh


    Zzippy wrote: »
    International Women's Day. Thought I'd bring a bit of balance and compile a list of things women can't do. Feel free to add to it.

    1. Scratch their balls
    2. The helicopter
    3. Eh...

    4. Propagate the human species all by themselves.


    You still need us ladies, YOU STILL NEED US! :D


  • #4810
    Buer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    dregin wrote: »
    Didn't see it mentioned earlier - Letterkenny is a Canadian comedy in its second season. Really good.

    It's very good.

    It's as if someone made a Canadian version of Hardy Bucks that was actually funny for more than an episode or two.


  • #4811
    dregin
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 6,525 Mod ✭✭✭✭dregin


    Buer wrote: »
    It's very good.

    It's as if someone made a Canadian version of Hardy Bucks that was actually funny for more than an episode or two.

    The main guy in it also writes it and is actually pretty famous in North America.


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  • #4812
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,102 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    dregin wrote: »
    I ****ing wish. I've been trying to get mine****INGcraft running in Ubuntu the last couple of days, but OpenGL is being a prick.

    Aside from that, neither.

    Minecraft runs out of the box on Ubuntu usually. What issues are you having?


  • #4813
    dregin
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 6,525 Mod ✭✭✭✭dregin


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Minecraft runs out of the box on Ubuntu usually. What issues are you having?

    Yeah I know. http://askubuntu.com/questions/374836/could-not-init-glx-in-minecraft This is the result of upgrading in-place from around 12.04 to 16.04 over the last few years... Nvidia drivers/nouveau have done something unexpected along the way. I'd never thought of Minecraft until I had a few weeks off and felt like being supremely unproductive for a bit.

    I'd wipe it only for the fact that it's my only computer right now.


  • #4814
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,117 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Just install Windows.


  • #4815
    irishbucsfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    RuntimeException: No OpenGL context found in the current thread.

    Disgusting stuff


  • #4816
    irishbucsfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    awec wrote: »
    Just install Windows.

    Disgusting stuff


  • #4817
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,102 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    dregin wrote: »
    Yeah I know. http://askubuntu.com/questions/374836/could-not-init-glx-in-minecraft This is the result of upgrading in-place from around 12.04 to 16.04 over the last few years... Nvidia drivers/nouveau have done something unexpected along the way. I'd never thought of Minecraft until I had a few weeks off and felt like being supremely unproductive for a bit.

    I'd wipe it only for the fact that it's my only computer right now.

    Ah yeah, I get that the odd time.
    "Next time I'll do a clean install..."
    And then it's back to pricking around in the console to get working video drivers.


  • #4818
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    molloyjh wrote: »
    4. Propagate the human species all by themselves.


    You still need us ladies, YOU STILL NEED US! :D

    Meh. We just need a seed. We do all the incubating. I think I've read a story where they're working on using two eggs to create a baby. The end is in sight where we don't need you!

    Also yes. Traffic is cat. I was out in Vincent's for work and the traffic coming back into town was a mare. Pearse street is like a carpark.


  • #4819
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,117 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    irishbucsfan wrote: »
    Disgusting stuff

    At least it works. :)


  • #4820
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    wp_rathead wrote: »
    Catastrophe and Moone Boy are both great actually

    Moone boy....The very antithesis of comedy imo


  • #4821
    molloyjh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,767 ✭✭✭✭molloyjh


    sullivlo wrote: »
    Meh. We just need a seed. We do all the incubating. I think I've read a story where they're working on using two eggs to create a baby. The end is in sight where we don't need you!

    That's unnatural!

    giphy.gif


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  • #4822
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,117 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Eventually they could figure out how to clone sperm and women could just pour it into themselves whenever they're wanting duffed from one of those little paper holders you sometimes get ketchup in in restaurants.


  • #4823
    molloyjh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,767 ✭✭✭✭molloyjh


    awec wrote: »
    Eventually they could figure out how to clone sperm and women could just pour it into themselves whenever they're wanting duffed from one of those little paper holders you sometimes get ketchup in in restaurants.

    The weird thing is that this isn't the most bizarre thing you've ever posted. :D


  • #4824
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 20,606 ✭ [Deleted User]


    awec wrote: »
    Eventually they could figure out how to clone sperm and women could just pour it into themselves whenever they're wanting duffed from one of those little paper holders you sometimes get ketchup in in restaurants.

    And who says Romance is dead.


  • #4825
    kuang1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,469 ✭✭✭kuang1


    awec wrote: »
    Eventually they could figure out how to clone sperm and women could just pour it into themselves whenever they're wanting duffed from one of those little paper holders you sometimes get ketchup in in restaurants.

    There should be a movie about you.


  • #4826
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    awec wrote: »
    Eventually they could figure out how to clone sperm and women could just pour it into themselves whenever they're wanting duffed from one of those little paper holders you sometimes get ketchup in in restaurants.
    molloyjh wrote: »
    The weird thing is that this isn't the most bizarre thing you've ever posted. :D

    The weirder thing is that I don't think this is just something awec came up with given the attention to the technique to be used. I suspect this is yet another insight into the private lives of mr and mrs awec.

    I truly hope I never get to meet mrs. awec, I'm not sure I'd be able to refrain from making an inappropriate comment :)


  • #4827
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,117 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Stheno wrote: »
    The weirder thing is that I don't think this is just something awec came up with given the attention to the technique to be used. I suspect this is yet another insight into the private lives of mr and mrs awec.

    I truly hope I never get to meet mrs. awec, I'm not sure I'd be able to refrain from making an inappropriate comment :)

    mrs awec is nothing like me. :D


  • #4828
    molloyjh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,767 ✭✭✭✭molloyjh


    kuang1 wrote: »
    There should be a movie about you.

    It'd be banned in most countries.


  • #4829
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,003 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    awec wrote: »
    Eventually they could figure out how to clone sperm and women could just pour it into themselves whenever they're wanting duffed from one of those little paper holders you sometimes get ketchup in in restaurants.

    Shakespeare will never be dead...


  • #4830
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,117 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    I know it's not poetic nor romantic, t'was merely an observation of the potential of the future.


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  • #4831
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    turkey-baster-10679186.jpg


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