What next? A postman shagging a letterbox!

byronbay2

You think you've heard it all, then you read this story ......

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/irish-postman-who-pleasured-himself-through-letterbox-caught-on-cctv-making-unwanted-delivery-35485886.html

Erik Shin

The kind of delivery I'd like to make!

stimpson

In fairness, that is one sexy letterbox.

Kimbot

byronbay2 wrote: »

You think you've heard it all, then you read this story ......

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/irish-postman-who-pleasured-himself-through-letterbox-caught-on-cctv-making-unwanted-delivery-35485886.html

Well this one time.... at band camp :pac:

Thats just nasty, why on earth would ya do something like that

dickwod1

What a wanker!

gramar

Junk mail.

selwyn froggitt

Spunk Mail

thesandeman

Old news. Plenty of threads on here about Parcelforce being w*nkers.

Hande hoche!

Parcelfarce.

Postman empties his sack.

Your Face

Northern Ireland.

railer201

He was just delivering a French letter.

byronbay2

Your Face wrote: »

Northern Ireland.

You think it's strictly a Northern Irish thing? I hope you're right. I'd hate to think of my poor, innocent letterbox being abused like that!

Cee-Jay-Cee

Ah sure these kind of things happen...

osarusan

Sure who hasn't been tempted by those soft silky bristles?

TerrorFirmer

selwyn froggitt wrote: »

Spunk Mail

Headline in one of the tabloids yesterday - "Postman Splat". :eek:

Your Face

byronbay2 wrote: »

You think it's strictly a Northern Irish thing? I hope you're right. I'd hate to think of my poor, innocent letterbox being abused like that!

It will probably give our own perverts ideas.

railer201

Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?

Kimbot

railer201 wrote: »

Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?

The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:

The Domonator

The postman always knocks one out twice.

eigrod

I knew the Post Office were moving more towards a Banking model, but I didn't know that it is a sperm banking model they have in mind.

The_Kew_Tour

Those Protestants, up to no good as usual.

Riddle101

The postman cometh the letterbox, Or The postman cums and delivers.

MarkR

The postman always comes twice.

Water John

A round peg in a square hole.

railer201

jonnycivic wrote: »

The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:

Deeper than that ? - bit of a long shot admittedly ! :pac:

everlast75

"A former Parcelforce driver has expressed “enormous shame and regret” after performing sex acts in the letterbox of a house in Northern Ireland over a six-month period"

That's just gross..

railer201

hint ...two sides to a letterbox

Sam Kade

He was last seen searching the dump for his lost love.

topper75

osarusan wrote: »

Sure who hasn't been tempted by those soft silky bristles?

I hear you! and that certain frisson of danger as you strain to maintain pressure against the stiff spring on that shiny brass flap.

The judge usually takes these things into account.

bonzodog2

stimpson wrote: »

In fairness, that is one sexy letterbox.

Letter box, file photo

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He claimed that he had paid over £1,000 to replace the door, had employed the services of a cleaning doctor and that the CCTV had cost over £500 to install.

Its classy all right, but not the one!

railer201

Had it been an inside job, he would have probably got away with it.

gramar

jonnycivic wrote: »

The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:

Well, it is a letterbox it has a hole and a flap so.....I blame the letterbox.

jameorahiely

What's next? Somebody will be murdered, and then where are we? Drive by shootings in the night, it'll be like Boys in the Hood. And then they'll have hoes selling their wares in the middle of the street and the pimps will be using crack cocaine to keep the whores under control--'

JackTaylorFan

I wonder if he tried the catflap around the back - or was the rear entry strictly off the table?

valoren

Door Knob.

Knock knock open wide see whats on the other side knock knock any more cum with me through the magic door.

marklazarcovic

not even a postie,misleading. i routinely get asked to "just push it through the box if im not in"..

railer201

Time for Specsavers

Canis Lupus

railer201 wrote: »

Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?

Did the letterbox give consent?

learn_more

Special delivery

Satts

Registered Post. The Sex Offenders Register.

He probably thought it was a franking machine.

dublinman1990

I would have no sympathy for him. I feel weirded out by reading the story.

Hector Bellend

how did he get his flute into the letter box.

doesnt this present some logistical issue

Riddle101

Just thinking how funny it would be if someone caught him in the act while he was doing it. Suddenly I'm remembering that dressing room scene from Porkys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcBQjqPXOD4

KingBrian2

It is pretty sick. The hygiene aspect of this is no laughing matter.

DanielODonnell

I think sex drive is a genetic thing, I am an Ulsterman too and those ancient and medieval kings in Ulster were known for their breeding. Even in Ulster folklore there is references to a lot of sexual activity.

I can see the appeal of doing that letterbox thing but sometimes you have to control yourself, the worst place I did it was a forest but it was a secluded forest that noone visits.

thesandeman

Hector Bellend wrote: »

how did he get his flute into the letter box.

doesnt this present some logistical issue

If it was post he would probably left it outside the door.

Appropriate username btw.

thesandeman

DanielODonnell wrote: »

the worst place I did it was a forest but it was a secluded forest that noone visits.

I'd say poor auld William Noone never went on his walk in the forest again after encountering that.

snowflaker

maybe he thought it was a glory hole?

Ny letterbox would snap his cock off tho!