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How were you caught last time you cheated on your partner?

  • 25-01-2017 01:40AM
    #1
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭


    Well I hope everyone (who's cheated) can share how they've gotten caught in the past. Come on, it's not like I'm asking how to blow up a building! With me, I can't say I've made any silly mistakes to get caught, but I did still end up getting caught. My own advice would be live in a big city where word doesn't get around so easily and yet where there's many options present.

    I'm not quite the natural cheater myself... like most guys who'd have done it out of habit over the years, and then they meet some great girl and blow it, and think 'what the hell was I thinking?'. With me, I'm too kind - I'm getting better though!

    Thank You,
    Be Good


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Comments

  • #2
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    *Waits for "I'm eating my breakfast Kate" comments*


  • #3
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,782 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    The easiest way not to get caught cheating, is to not cheat in the first place.


  • #4
    eeguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,399 ✭✭✭eeguy


    paralysed wrote: »
    Well I hope everyone (who's cheated) can share how they've gotten caught in the past. Come on, it's not like I'm asking how to blow up a building!
    You first!


  • #5
    Depp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Depp


    paralysed wrote: »
    Well I hope everyone (who's cheated) can share how they've gotten caught in the past. Come on, it's not like I'm asking how to blow up a building!

    not being a scumbag and not cheating seems to be the best way of avoiding getting caught!


  • #6
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    eeguy wrote: »
    You first!

    They got caught hence bthe username.......


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  • #7
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    RobertKK wrote: »
    The easiest way not to get caught cheating, is to not cheat in the first place.
    Do I really have to re-phrase the thread title?!


  • #8
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Make sure not to put something back on inside out.........


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I once wrote a book on how not to get caught stealing, but I'm not a robber and the book was shìte.


  • #10
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Don't start a thread on boards about it?!!!


  • #11
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    *Waits for "I'm eating my breakfast Kate" comments*

    I don't get it


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  • #12
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    paralysed wrote: »
    Do I really have to re-phrase the thread title?!

    Yes please

    22/25



  • #13
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    eeguy wrote: »
    You first!
    I'm not entirely sure. It was in a bar though and lots of ppl saw, so I guess word got back.


  • #14
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    Depp wrote: »
    not being a scumbag and not cheating seems to be the best way of avoiding getting caught!
    But what if I want it all?


  • #15
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    clairewithani wrote: »
    I don't get it
    Lets jsut say some of my boards fans stalk me a bit!


  • #16
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    uch wrote: »
    Yes please
    only if RobertKK asks


  • #17
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    Ah now I got snared one time when I was a youngfella like yourself, I was 'Goin' out with this cracker of a girl, but this other one wanted me, but she had big diddies, and Both of them told me to fúk off cause I was a bollix, does that count

    22/25



  • #18
    D0NNELLY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭D0NNELLY


    Study.


  • #19
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,915 ✭✭✭worded


    Name the Extra lovers mobile number in your contacts as
    "missed call"

    If they call a few times or text, your phone will just say missed calls

    I caught an X out as she didnt do that :-)


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    *Waits for "I'm eating my breakfast Kate" comments*

    That's the only reason I bothered to click on this tbh


  • #21
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,915 ✭✭✭worded


    I heard women make better cheaters than men, are more cunning and get away with it easier.


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  • #22
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    riffmongous wrote: »
    That's the only reason I bothered to click on this tbh
    i guess they've grown up.


  • #23
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    uch wrote: »
    Ah now I got snared one time when I was a youngfella like yourself, I was 'Goin' out with this cracker of a girl, but this other one wanted me, but she had big diddies, and Both of them told me to fúk off cause I was a bollix, does that count

    Diddies??? Are you like hundred years old??


  • #24
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    worded wrote: »
    I heard women make better cheaters than men, are more cunning and get away with it easier.
    There - that's my justification!


  • #25
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    RobertKK wrote: »
    The easiest way not to get caught cheating, is to not cheat in the first place.
    But then I mightn't pass!


  • #26
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Diddies??? Are you like hundred years old??


    Nothing wrong with Diddies my friend

    22/25



  • #27
    Lyle Lanley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Lyle Lanley


    Do you move to the big city with your partner in order to cheat or move there alone and find someone to cheat on?


  • #28
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    Lyle Lanley wrote: »
    or move there alone and find someone to cheat on?
    did u mean to say 'cheat with'?


  • #29
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    uch wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with Diddies my friend

    Diddies? When I hear that I assume it some granny tripping up over her tits when she walks! Nothing appealing about diddies? Tits or baps man! I can eat them. Can't eat diddies


  • #30
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    paralysed wrote: »
    did u mean to say 'cheat with'?

    Anyway going back to your original question, I was caught rapid and had achoice of super Girl or Large Diddies, I took the Diddy option and it let me down

    22/25



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  • #31
    Vincent Vega
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Vincent Vega


    Just imaginarily write the answers down in the back of your mind and you can check them during the test with nobody seeing.
    You got this one OP.


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