How were you caught last time you cheated on your partner?

paralysed

Well I hope everyone (who's cheated) can share how they've gotten caught in the past. Come on, it's not like I'm asking how to blow up a building! With me, I can't say I've made any silly mistakes to get caught, but I did still end up getting caught. My own advice would be live in a big city where word doesn't get around so easily and yet where there's many options present.

I'm not quite the natural cheater myself... like most guys who'd have done it out of habit over the years, and then they meet some great girl and blow it, and think 'what the hell was I thinking?'. With me, I'm too kind - I'm getting better though!

Thank You,
Be Good

Shannon757

*Waits for "I'm eating my breakfast Kate" comments*

RobertKK

The easiest way not to get caught cheating, is to not cheat in the first place.

eeguy

paralysed wrote: »

Well I hope everyone (who's cheated) can share how they've gotten caught in the past. Come on, it's not like I'm asking how to blow up a building!

You first!

Depp

paralysed wrote: »

Well I hope everyone (who's cheated) can share how they've gotten caught in the past. Come on, it's not like I'm asking how to blow up a building!

not being a scumbag and not cheating seems to be the best way of avoiding getting caught!

racso1975

eeguy wrote: »

You first!

They got caught hence bthe username.......

paralysed

RobertKK wrote: »

The easiest way not to get caught cheating, is to not cheat in the first place.

Do I really have to re-phrase the thread title?!

clairewithani

Make sure not to put something back on inside out.........

The Backwards Man

I once wrote a book on how not to get caught stealing, but I'm not a robber and the book was shìte.

dodderangler

Don't start a thread on boards about it?!!!

clairewithani

Shannon757 wrote: »

*Waits for "I'm eating my breakfast Kate" comments*

I don't get it

uch

paralysed wrote: »

Do I really have to re-phrase the thread title?!

Yes please

paralysed

eeguy wrote: »

You first!

I'm not entirely sure. It was in a bar though and lots of ppl saw, so I guess word got back.

paralysed

Depp wrote: »

not being a scumbag and not cheating seems to be the best way of avoiding getting caught!

But what if I want it all?

paralysed

clairewithani wrote: »

I don't get it

Lets jsut say some of my boards fans stalk me a bit!

paralysed

uch wrote: »

Yes please

only if RobertKK asks

uch

Ah now I got snared one time when I was a youngfella like yourself, I was 'Goin' out with this cracker of a girl, but this other one wanted me, but she had big diddies, and Both of them told me to fúk off cause I was a bollix, does that count

D0NNELLY

Study.

worded

Name the Extra lovers mobile number in your contacts as
"missed call"

If they call a few times or text, your phone will just say missed calls

I caught an X out as she didnt do that :-)

riffmongous

Shannon757 wrote: »

*Waits for "I'm eating my breakfast Kate" comments*

That's the only reason I bothered to click on this tbh

worded

I heard women make better cheaters than men, are more cunning and get away with it easier.

paralysed

riffmongous wrote: »

That's the only reason I bothered to click on this tbh

i guess they've grown up.

dodderangler

uch wrote: »

Ah now I got snared one time when I was a youngfella like yourself, I was 'Goin' out with this cracker of a girl, but this other one wanted me, but she had big diddies, and Both of them told me to fúk off cause I was a bollix, does that count

Diddies??? Are you like hundred years old??

paralysed

worded wrote: »

I heard women make better cheaters than men, are more cunning and get away with it easier.

There - that's my justification!

paralysed

RobertKK wrote: »

The easiest way not to get caught cheating, is to not cheat in the first place.

But then I mightn't pass!

uch

dodderangler wrote: »

Diddies??? Are you like hundred years old??

Nothing wrong with Diddies my friend

Lyle Lanley

Do you move to the big city with your partner in order to cheat or move there alone and find someone to cheat on?

paralysed

Lyle Lanley wrote: »

or move there alone and find someone to cheat on?

did u mean to say 'cheat with'?

dodderangler

uch wrote: »

Nothing wrong with Diddies my friend

Diddies? When I hear that I assume it some granny tripping up over her tits when she walks! Nothing appealing about diddies? Tits or baps man! I can eat them. Can't eat diddies

uch

paralysed wrote: »

did u mean to say 'cheat with'?

Anyway going back to your original question, I was caught rapid and had achoice of super Girl or Large Diddies, I took the Diddy option and it let me down

Vincent Vega

Just imaginarily write the answers down in the back of your mind and you can check them during the test with nobody seeing.
You got this one OP.

worded

Lyle Lanley wrote: »

Do you move to the big city with your partner in order to cheat or move there alone and find someone to cheat on?

It's much easier to cheat in a city for sure, Lots more places to go and not be seen or less of a chance of getting caught

darkpagandeath

Kill and eat the people you have cheated with after the cheating took place.

paralysed

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Kill and eat the people you have cheated with after the cheating took place.

Does anyone here ahve life experience? I've gotten no good answers! I hope people have learned from their mistakes.

uch

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Kill and eat the people you have cheated with after the cheating took place.

Yea but if some of the people you're saying you should eat, you actually have eaten, where do we stand

paralysed

uch wrote: »

Yea but if some of the people you're saying you should eat, you actually have eaten, where do we stand

wha? that dont entertain me

paralysed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p39rRqim7lE great stuff elton!

darkpagandeath

uch wrote: »

Yea but if some of the people you're saying you should eat, you actually have eaten, where do we stand

K.Flyer

uch wrote: »

Nothing wrong with Diddies my friend

Lyle Lanley

paralysed wrote: »

did u mean to say 'cheat with'?

No I meant cheat on. I'm wondering if he's made a conscious decision to move to the city in order to be free to cheat on a partner he has yet to meet, or if he's taken his existing partner to the city in order to get away with it.

paralysed

Lyle Lanley wrote: »

No I meant cheat on. I'm wondering if he's made a conscious decision to move to the city in order to be free to cheat on a partner he has yet to meet, or if he's taken his existing partner to the city in order to get away with it.

That was me btw.

the objective is usually to find someone, as opposed totrying to find someone to cheat on! So neither, now that I've been dumped.

worded

Neither a cheater or cheatee be

Or don't get caught or find out ....

paralysed

Well Mark Owen certainly got caught. He's no inspiration!

Graces7

Maybe OP define "cheating"? Makes me think of exams somehow.

suicide_circus

Is eating cheating?

paralysed

Graces7 wrote: »

Maybe OP define "cheating"? Makes me think of exams somehow.

Right you are!

In my 20s, I thought cheating was terrible.
In my 30s, when I saw how many of my friends were at it, I became less judgemental, their decision, consenting adults etc. etc.
In my 40s, I'm find I am becoming judgemental again. It is their decision...but it is undeniably ugly.

Depp

suicide_circus wrote: »

Is eating cheating?

depends what you're eating!

BANNED

sbsquarepants

dodderangler wrote: »

Diddies? When I hear that I assume it some granny tripping up over her tits when she walks! Nothing appealing about diddies? Tits or baps man! I can eat them. Can't eat diddies

Can't eat them, but you can certainly have a good auld nibble.

All the cool kids say diddies:D

CB19Kevo

paralysed wrote: »

Well I hope everyone (who's cheated) can share how they've gotten caught in the past. Come on, it's not like I'm asking how to blow up a building! I can't say I've made any silly mistakes to get caught, but I did still end up getting caught. My own advice would be live in a big city where word doesn't around so easily and yet where there's many options present.

Thanks,
Be Good

I don't like the tone of your post,If you feel the need to cheat maybe how about leaving the relationship,Yes it can be complex if children,property,animals are involved.
However there is no excuse.

oppenheimer1

I got caught once. My fiancee was on her hen night and decided to leave early to come back to mine. She caught me mid stroke with a colleague... She broke it off immediately after that.

We used to work together as well, but she quit her job and had started out on her own. She's a lawyer and is operating out of the back of some cafe down there in the docks, doing alright for herself I believe.

As for me, I've tried to win her back but she's having none of it. I do miss her though