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Interview the person below you (Part 6) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

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  • #6842
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    People with Down syndrome....I don't care...I don't want a hug...I don't want a slobbery kiss....I don't want to ride you....,


    Will that get me banned ?

    I think you can do a lot better than that.

    Why don't you hijack some thread and call the OP a complete fcuking wanker who munches carpets?


  • #6843
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    gramar wrote: »
    I think you can do a lot better than that.

    Why don't you hijack some thread and call the OP a complete fcuking wanker who munches carpets?

    I think I tried that... Although it was me that munches carpets

    Oh yes...A question....Do knackers smell th.e same before and after their annual wash?


  • #6844
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    I think I tried that... Although it was me that munches carpets

    Oh yes...A question....Do knackers smell th.e same before and after their annual wash?

    That's much better. I don't know. Somewhat better after I'd imagine.

    Is the shampoo they use wash and go or go and wash?


  • #6845
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    gramar wrote: »
    That's much better. I don't know. Somewhat better after I'd imagine.

    Is the shampoo they use wash and go or go and wash?

    Who knows...Think their 13yo daughters use go and blow..

    Will ye miss me?


  • #6846
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Who knows...Think their 13yo daughters use go and blow..

    Will ye miss me?

    Yeah..sure...why not....

    What would you say to a member of our esteemed travelling community if they offered to tarmac your drive?


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  • #6847
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    gramar wrote: »
    Yeah..sure...why not....

    What would you say to a member of our esteemed travelling community if they offered to tarmac your drive?

    Firstly...One of my closet friends is a traveller

    Secondly...I'd offer to kick said tarmacer in the balls and post the video on my big fat gypsy beatings

    Oh yeah...Do you like marmalade....When licking pussy?


  • #6848
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Firstly...One of my closet friends is a traveller

    Secondly...I'd offer to kick said tarmacer in the balls and post the video on my big fat gypsy beatings

    Oh yeah...Do you like marmalade....When licking pussy?

    I've never combined the two.

    Would it make for a sticky mess?


  • #6849
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    gramar wrote: »
    I've never combined the two.

    Would it make for a sticky mess?

    Yes...A glorious stick mess!!

    Anyone got a pot of marmalade I can borrow?.
    ....And...er....A pussy?.


  • #6850
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Yes...A glorious stick mess!!

    Anyone got a pot of marmalade I can borrow?.
    ....And...er....A pussy?.

    A bit of carpet to chew is the best I can do. You'll love it...I got it off a traveller.

    Does your house have a 'good room'?


  • #6851
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    A bit of carpet to chew is the best I can do. You'll love it...I got it off a traveller.

    Does your house have a 'good room'?

    They're all good, especially the one I go to when I'm knackered or want to chew carpet.

    Ever had a gypsy curse put on you?


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  • #6852
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    They're all good, especially the one I go to when I'm knackered or want to chew carpet.

    Ever had a gypsy curse put on you?

    Not that I know of.

    Ever had your tarot cards read?


  • #6853
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Not that I know of.

    Ever had your tarot cards read?

    I have..

    Do you believe in them?


  • #6854
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Colser wrote: »
    I have..

    Do you believe in them?

    I do.....last reading was very accurate.

    Ever had a prediction come true?


  • #6855
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I do.....last reading was very accurate.

    Ever had a prediction come true?

    No but it amazes me that they can be so accurate about stuff that no-one else knows about you.

    Have you ever watched Dynamo?


  • #6856
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Colser wrote: »
    No but it amazes me that they can be so accurate about stuff that no-one else knows about you.

    Have you ever watched Dynamo?

    If it's that David Blaine fella then yeah....if not no.

    What hours do you work?


  • #6857
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    If it's that David Blaine fella then yeah....if not no.

    What hours do you work?

    Normal hours

    If you believe in tarot cards and psychics are you a bit...Well.... Silly?


  • #6858
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    If it's that David Blaine fella then yeah....if not no.

    What hours do you work?

    I'd usually have a few hrs farming per day, da regular 40 on top per week and I bring some work home as well most days, to total it would be hard, but I'd average 70 per week I'd say in all.

    Do you mostly enjoy what you do?


  • #6859
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Normal hours

    If you believe in tarot cards and psychics are you a bit...Well.... Silly?

    If you trying to get banned why don't ya .....you know .....just close your account?

    Attention seeking much?


  • #6860
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    If you trying to get banned why don't ya .....you know .....just close your account?

    Attention seeking much?

    Not me anyway.


    Why is flirting do difficult?


  • #6861
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I'd usually have a few hrs farming per day, da regular 40 on top per week and I bring some work home as well most days, to total it would be hard, but I'd average 70 per week I'd say in all.

    Do you mostly enjoy what you do?
    I do but don't tell my boss that..

    Are you stress free right now?


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  • #6862
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Colser wrote: »
    I do but don't tell my boss that..

    Are you stress free right now?

    Totally.
    @Shannon.......flirting is only attention without intention.....be yourself :)
    @eamonn I do most of the time

    What do you do to unwind?


  • #6863
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Totally.
    @Shannon.......flirting is only attention without intention.....be yourself :)
    @eamonn I do most of the time

    What do you do to unwind?

    Annoy twats

    And you ?


  • #6864
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Annoy twats

    And you ?

    Just relax with a cuppa mostly, I walk or cycle too, though with work it seems to be getting more infrequent.

    Is Felix Jones a myth?


  • #6865
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Just relax with a cuppa mostly, I walk or cycle too, though with work it seems to be getting more infrequent.

    Is Felix Jones a myth?

    I thought Felix Jones was God?


    Do you believe in God?


  • #6866
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I thought Felix Jones was God?


    Do you believe in God?

    Nah, it's all bullsh8t.
    I figure if you need a higher being in your life, well as Pearl Jam would say..It's a life wasted

    Beer is gone, whiskey is gone, is it time for the leaba ?


  • #6867
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Nah, it's all bullsh8t.
    I figure if you need a higher being in your life, well as Pearl Jam would say..It's a life wasted

    Beer is gone, whiskey is gone, is it time for the leaba ?

    It sure is..

    What time do you set on your alarm clock if you're working in the morning,?


  • #6868
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Colser wrote: »
    It sure is..

    What time do you set on your alarm clock if you're working in the morning,?

    Don't need one, haven't set a clock in over 10 years. Up at 6 most mornings... Sometime 5

    Am i an annoying little barsteward?


  • #6869
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Don't need one, haven't set a clock in over 10 years. Up at 6 most mornings... Sometime 5

    Am i an annoying little barsteward?

    Not at all, shure you're grand.

    How's the head today?


  • #6870
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Not at all, shure you're grand.

    How's the head today?

    Perfect, up and about for an age

    And hows your good self today?


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  • #6871
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Perfect, up and about for an age

    And hows your good self today?

    I'm good, having a bacon sandwich at present and suited up ready for work.

    Isn't it great when wifie is about to cook?


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