La.de.da wrote: » No a woman or a man would like my bedroom. Do you like stuff to colour coordinate?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » People with Down syndrome....I don't care...I don't want a hug...I don't want a slobbery kiss....I don't want to ride you...., Will that get me banned ?
gramar wrote: » I think you can do a lot better than that. Why don't you hijack some thread and call the OP a complete fcuking wanker who munches carpets?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » I think I tried that... Although it was me that munches carpets Oh yes...A question....Do knackers smell th.e same before and after their annual wash?
gramar wrote: » That's much better. I don't know. Somewhat better after I'd imagine. Is the shampoo they use wash and go or go and wash?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » Who knows...Think their 13yo daughters use go and blow.. Will ye miss me?
gramar wrote: » Yeah..sure...why not.... What would you say to a member of our esteemed travelling community if they offered to tarmac your drive?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » Firstly...One of my closet friends is a traveller Secondly...I'd offer to kick said tarmacer in the balls and post the video on my big fat gypsy beatings Oh yeah...Do you like marmalade....When licking pussy?
gramar wrote: » I've never combined the two. Would it make for a sticky mess?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » Yes...A glorious stick mess!! Anyone got a pot of marmalade I can borrow?. ....And...er....A pussy?.
gramar wrote: » A bit of carpet to chew is the best I can do. You'll love it...I got it off a traveller. Does your house have a 'good room'?
Eamondomc wrote: » They're all good, especially the one I go to when I'm knackered or want to chew carpet. Ever had a gypsy curse put on you?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » Not that I know of. Ever had your tarot cards read?
Colser wrote: » I have.. Do you believe in them?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » I do.....last reading was very accurate. Ever had a prediction come true?
Colser wrote: » No but it amazes me that they can be so accurate about stuff that no-one else knows about you. Have you ever watched Dynamo?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » If it's that David Blaine fella then yeah....if not no. What hours do you work?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » Normal hours If you believe in tarot cards and psychics are you a bit...Well.... Silly?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » If you trying to get banned why don't ya .....you know .....just close your account? Attention seeking much?
Eamondomc wrote: » I'd usually have a few hrs farming per day, da regular 40 on top per week and I bring some work home as well most days, to total it would be hard, but I'd average 70 per week I'd say in all. Do you mostly enjoy what you do?
Colser wrote: » I do but don't tell my boss that.. Are you stress free right now?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » Totally.@Shannon.......flirting is only attention without intention.....be yourself @eamonn I do most of the time What do you do to unwind?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » Annoy twats And you ?
Eamondomc wrote: » Just relax with a cuppa mostly, I walk or cycle too, though with work it seems to be getting more infrequent. Is Felix Jones a myth?
Shannon757 wrote: » I thought Felix Jones was God? Do you believe in God?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » Nah, it's all bullsh8t. I figure if you need a higher being in your life, well as Pearl Jam would say..It's a life wasted Beer is gone, whiskey is gone, is it time for the leaba ?
Colser wrote: » It sure is.. What time do you set on your alarm clock if you're working in the morning,?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » Don't need one, haven't set a clock in over 10 years. Up at 6 most mornings... Sometime 5 Am i an annoying little barsteward?
Eamondomc wrote: » Not at all, shure you're grand. How's the head today?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » Perfect, up and about for an age And hows your good self today?
