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Help!! I broke into a house and now i'm stuck in the attic.

  • 10-12-2016 11:47PM
    #1
    zzfh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭


    I heard movement downstairs and someone opened the hatch,but i didn't say anything because i didn't want to startle them.I don't want to be charged with breaking and entering either. what do??
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Comments

  • #2
    jamo2oo9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    This has to be the most idiotic trolling post I've seen.


  • #3
    Fighting Tao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,520 ✭✭✭Fighting Tao


    A troll getting a tribute thread. Boards is in a sad state :(
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057680735


  • #4
    SmartinMartin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,936 ✭✭✭SmartinMartin


    What the hell are you still doing there? They only got home from the christening at 3.30am!


  • #5
    Tom Mann Centuria
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,590 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    Troll threads have always had tribute threads in AH, nothing new, or any sadder than it ever was really.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • #6
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,199 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Silly season strikes again!


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  • #7
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    What, you've waited since 2012 for the opportunity to post something like this?


  • #8
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Tell us where you are and someone living locally might come and help. With the guards following closely behind of course.


  • #9
    marvin80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭marvin80


    Is this part of your new sole trader job?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=101322169


  • #10
    degsie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,831 ✭✭✭degsie


    Yer man is heading out for pints in about half an hour, hang tight.


  • #11
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Tell us where you are and someone living locally might come and help. With the guards following closely behind of course.
    We'll get the family out of the house and torch it!


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  • #12
    newacc2015
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭newacc2015


    You better get out before he changes the lock and gets phonewatch installed tomorrow

    How did you get into the house? The guy has witnesses that he locked the door and he has remembered us about 10 times he isnt trolling


  • #13
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Tell them you are Santa Claus doing a trial run. Or leave the thieving to us trained professionals.


  • #14
    alexonhisown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 668 ✭✭✭alexonhisown


    Very thoughtful burglar, doesnt want to startle the house owner, you must be bursting for a wizz by now


  • #15
    zzfh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭zzfh


    newacc2015 wrote: »
    You better get out before he changes the lock and gets phonewatch installed tomorrow

    How did you get into the house? The guy has witnesses that he locked the door and he has remembered us about 10 times he isnt trolling

    Door was open mate..and lights on downstairs.


  • #16
    TheIT
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭TheIT


    I'm speechless...


  • #17
    Kristopherus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,902 ✭✭✭✭Kristopherus


    zzfh wrote: »
    Door was open mate..and lights on downstairs.

    Troll, troll, troll:mad:


  • #18
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    How did you go from open front door to locked in the attic, you should subscribe to my ten tips of thievery newsletter my fee is 17% off the loot from every heist.


  • #19
    TheIT
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭TheIT


    OK, I'm going out for the night. The Jacko ( actually in the city) Won't be back tonight. Over and out.


  • #20
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Just go out....own it, walk down the stairs and out the door

    Confidence is key here


  • #21
    alexonhisown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 668 ✭✭✭alexonhisown


    TheIT wrote: »
    OK, I'm going out for the night. The Jacko ( actually in the city) Won't be back tonight. Over and out.

    He is gone out, its safe to come down now


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  • #22
    zzfh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭zzfh


    alexonhisown wrote: »
    He is gone out, its safe to come down now


    great,thought i heard the door shutting alright. k thanks for the help guys. i shall be on my way.

    anyone interested in a good 48'' samsung tv btw?


  • #23
    zzfh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭zzfh


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    How did you go from open front door to locked in the attic, you should subscribe to my ten tips of thievery newsletter my fee is 17% off the loot from every heist.

    12%?


  • #24
    clintondaly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭clintondaly


    Is Tommy Dillon there with you ?


  • #25
    weisses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,858 ✭✭✭weisses


    Santa ..????


  • #26
    coastwatch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 912 ✭✭✭coastwatch


    Just go down and tell him, with a bit of a tidy up, and a "lick of paint", he could easily get 500 a week for the attic, he'd be mad not to..............
    then leave


  • #27
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    We'll get the family out of the house and torch it!

    Have you got a can of petrol ready:eek::eek:


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