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Help!! I broke into a house and now i'm stuck in the attic.

zzfh

I heard movement downstairs and someone opened the hatch,but i didn't say anything because i didn't want to startle them.I don't want to be charged with breaking and entering either. what do??

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jamo2oo9

This has to be the most idiotic trolling post I've seen.

Fighting Tao

A troll getting a tribute thread. Boards is in a sad state

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057680735

SmartinMartin

What the hell are you still doing there? They only got home from the christening at 3.30am!

Tom Mann Centuria

Troll threads have always had tribute threads in AH, nothing new, or any sadder than it ever was really.

Spanish Eyes

Silly season strikes again!

The_Valeyard

What, you've waited since 2012 for the opportunity to post something like this?

Gael23

Tell us where you are and someone living locally might come and help. With the guards following closely behind of course.

marvin80

Is this part of your new sole trader job?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=101322169

degsie

Yer man is heading out for pints in about half an hour, hang tight.

foggy_lad

Gael23 wrote: »

Tell us where you are and someone living locally might come and help. With the guards following closely behind of course.

We'll get the family out of the house and torch it!

newacc2015

You better get out before he changes the lock and gets phonewatch installed tomorrow

How did you get into the house? The guy has witnesses that he locked the door and he has remembered us about 10 times he isnt trolling

RobbingBandit

Tell them you are Santa Claus doing a trial run. Or leave the thieving to us trained professionals.

alexonhisown

Very thoughtful burglar, doesnt want to startle the house owner, you must be bursting for a wizz by now

zzfh

newacc2015 wrote: »

You better get out before he changes the lock and gets phonewatch installed tomorrow

How did you get into the house? The guy has witnesses that he locked the door and he has remembered us about 10 times he isnt trolling

Door was open mate..and lights on downstairs.

TheIT

I'm speechless...

Kristopherus

zzfh wrote: »

Door was open mate..and lights on downstairs.

Troll, troll, troll:mad:

RobbingBandit

How did you go from open front door to locked in the attic, you should subscribe to my ten tips of thievery newsletter my fee is 17% off the loot from every heist.

TheIT

OK, I'm going out for the night. The Jacko ( actually in the city) Won't be back tonight. Over and out.

tomwaterford

Just go out....own it, walk down the stairs and out the door

Confidence is key here

alexonhisown

TheIT wrote: »

OK, I'm going out for the night. The Jacko ( actually in the city) Won't be back tonight. Over and out.

He is gone out, its safe to come down now

zzfh

alexonhisown wrote: »

He is gone out, its safe to come down now

great,thought i heard the door shutting alright. k thanks for the help guys. i shall be on my way.

anyone interested in a good 48'' samsung tv btw?

zzfh

RobbingBandit wrote: »

How did you go from open front door to locked in the attic, you should subscribe to my ten tips of thievery newsletter my fee is 17% off the loot from every heist.

12%?

clintondaly

Is Tommy Dillon there with you ?

weisses

Santa ..????

coastwatch

Just go down and tell him, with a bit of a tidy up, and a "lick of paint", he could easily get 500 a week for the attic, he'd be mad not to..............
then leave

Gael23

foggy_lad wrote: »

We'll get the family out of the house and torch it!

Have you got a can of petrol ready:eek::eek: