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  • #9782
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭mojesius


    My pumps, my pumps, my pumps, my pumps,
    My lovely lady lumps


  • #9783
    Oodoov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭Oodoov


    Civil servants don't live in the real world shocker.


  • #9784
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    does the caller want to breastfeed till their teens ?


  • #9785
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Fujitsu10 wrote: »
    What about the Bonus number?

    9 but you won't be needing that as it will raise suspicions on the use of the oul time machine for financial gain ;)


  • #9786
    Xrok12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭Xrok12


    Imagine working with this one


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  • #9787
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TWO YEARS ?? Jesus, 5 minutes on the tit and I'm all "enough already"


  • #9788
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    mooing:pac:


  • #9789
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,125 ✭✭✭✭neris


    If the women get a pump room joe will be wanting to bring in his mickey pump


  • #9790
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    So each business now needs to build a pumping room?


  • #9791
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    What about a peddling room for men?


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  • #9792
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "You know wha"


  • #9793
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,478 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    'He's very into women'!


  • #9794
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    ah turn off this rubbish and onto Pat Hickey !!


  • #9795
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Sounds like Joe has traded in the clamps for a couple of breast pumps.


  • #9796
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Jeez, Emma, take 5 would you?


  • #9797
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Am I listening to pornfm?


  • #9798
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    neris wrote: »
    If the women get a pump room joe will be wanting to bring in his mickey pump

    Thanks for that image.
    No, really.
    <reaches for mind bleach>


  • #9799
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    That Luke lad sounds like he is still being breastfed.

    Bittie


  • #9800
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    So if you want ' bitty ' make sure your Mammy is a civil servant ok .


  • #9801
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    neris wrote: »
    Joe doesnt even do a 13 hour week fortnight
    FYP. And it's true!


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  • #9802
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    How did Mrs Duffy manage the three twins?


  • #9803
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    18, 23, 24, 29, 32, 41.

    They're all close enough to each other to make it feasible that they'd be numbers that could win on a quick pick.


  • #9804
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭mojesius


    I'd say Emma's a right pain the arse to work with, serial moan, battles against every new change, talks about mother and baby crap non stop...

    Emma

    hqdefault.jpg


  • #9805
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    "Milk Me", whaaa?? :eek:


  • #9806
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    She does not half talk.


  • #9807
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Pumping in cars is what got you into this fix in the first place.


  • #9808
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    What company?


  • #9809
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    entitled


  • #9810
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,790 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Kick all new mums out of work. They're lazier after they come back from maternity, and expect the sun moon and stars. Give the job to a man looking to feed his young family instead. He'll work harder....because he has to


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  • #9811
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Jeez, Emma, take 5 would you?


    I worked in a major US Pharmaceutical Company for a few years. The HR Director (a woman) told me to "never hire women". I can understand her perspective now.......


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