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  • #5882
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Joe is going to have a Fearful Friday show?

    Preceded by Tearful Turrsday.


  • #5883
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,195 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    I wonder if you asked the banks for your old I.D. back when you are updating your new I.D.......would they even be able to find it?


  • #5884
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Morbid Monday
    Terribull Tuesday
    Woeful Wensday
    Tearful Turrsday
    Fearful/Funny Fryday


  • #5885
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Wait a minute - a box of ashes in your garden isn't a problem.


  • #5886
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    "I've become a crazy woman, Joe."
    Now, there's a novelty on LL.

    You have to admire her honesty. The regular callers are in denial.


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  • #5887
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Will it increase or decrease the house resale value?


  • #5888
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    if you no longer go to mass why would you care what the Pope says?


  • #5889
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    If I was the stonemason I'd be wearing a mask when dealing with the ashes.


  • #5890
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    You were operating within "de rules" at the time so you have an exemption so to speak.


  • #5891
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Tearful Turrsday

    Thrifty Thursay came first ! That day of the hilarious show when callers were talking about making a weeks worth soup out of cabbage leafs, and drying your clothes in your car.


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  • #5892
    Right2Write
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,356 ✭✭✭Right2Write


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    I had to confirm ID on all my accounts in the last 2 years that were opened up previously without proof of photo ID and address.

    I've had same sort of crap from bank that I've had a business account with for near enough 30 years. I just ignore them and carry on. They've plenty of staff there who can spend a few of their precious minutes verifying customers.


  • #5893
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Yes no need to worry about worms when you incinerate the body to ashes so to speak.


  • #5894
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    "Smoking his pipe".
    More ashes?


  • #5895
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Thrifty Thursay came first ! That day of the hilarious show when callers were talking about making a weeks worth soup out of cabbage leafs, and drying your clothes in your car.

    The show has taken a dark turn since those uplifting takes of cabbage boiling.


  • #5896
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    <phew> from Joe.

    He really does make some strange noises.

    Of course, this is a dream call for him.
    I don't want to think what the noises mean.


  • #5897
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Tears imminent.


  • #5898
    mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,353 ✭✭✭mountain


    Bad slip by Joe,
    he said "2028" he will be kicking himself that he didnt say "228"


  • #5899
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,323 ✭✭✭bigroad


    Joe wont let up till he gets the poor woman to cry.


  • #5900
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Joe doesn't approve of the lack of de religion from this lady.


  • #5901
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    bigroad wrote: »
    Joe wont let up till he gets the poor woman to cry.

    Here we go...


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  • #5902
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I will sell you a plot on the moon if your interested, €9,999 for an acre.


  • #5903
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    I will sell you a plot on the moon if your interested, €9,999 for an acre.

    Does it have road frontage?


  • #5904
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    DeadLine


  • #5905
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    What did she die of?

    ****



  • #5906
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Does it have road frontage?

    Yes and south facing back garden :pac:


  • #5907
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    I will sell you a plot on the moon if your interested, €9,999 for an acre.

    You bump into some strange craturs there.


  • #5908
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    None of these stories are getting Joe going so to speak.


  • #5909
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Theme from Titanic as your funeral song?

    I want this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU0Ypufo6BM


  • #5910
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    She got the young fella an x box 1 for 2028..


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  • #5911
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Joe just made a pun!

    "Dat affected you gravely!"


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