What body types do women/guys find most/least attractive?

Musketeer4 · 28-10-2016 02:14PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Nicely-upholstered. The sort of woman who's shoulders and arms I'd like. It's Yiddish for "juicy".

This shoulder fetish thing....briliant.

pumpkin4life · 28-10-2016 02:18PM

RWCNT wrote: »

Eight different male body types!? Is your name Mac and do you co-own a bar in Philadelphia by any chance?

Fat man! (AAAAWWWWWHAAAAAA) Fighter of the phag man!

Champion of the...gym!

You're a master of cake and deadlifts for everyone!

pilly · 28-10-2016 02:23PM

Colser wrote: »

Accountants stick around and have small feet ðŸ˜WTF

Now I think of it I do remember an old phrase my mother used to say "marry an ugly man and you'll never worry!". She never mentioned accountants or small feet though.

retro:electro · 28-10-2016 02:24PM

When guys say "curvy girls" what exactly are they taking about? I remember my male friend saying he loved curvy girls and then proceeded to say Emily Ratajowski fitted the profile of curvy. She's no more curvy than my little toe. To me curvy would be Holly Willoughby or Kardashian arse

DrPhilG · 28-10-2016 02:30PM

anna080 wrote: »

When guys say "curvy girls" what exactly are they taking about? I remember my male friend saying he loved curvy girls and then proceeded to say Emily Ratajowski fitted the profile of curvy. She's no more curvy than my little toe. To me curvy would be Holly Willoughby or Kardashian arse

Your friend really means big boobed. Emily certainly has that, but she is definitely not curvy as I would define it.

Holly Willoughbooby is the definition of curvy.

pilly · 28-10-2016 02:34PM

DrPhilG wrote: »

Your friend really means big boobed. Emily certainly has that, but she is definitely not curvy as I would define it.

Holly Willoughbooby is the definition of curvy.

Holly Willoughbooby is so gorgeous, as a female non-lesbian I could look at her all day.

jimgoose · 28-10-2016 02:34PM

pilly wrote: »

Holly Willoughbooby is so gorgeous, as a female non-lesbian I could look at her all day.

As a male non-lesbian, I heartily concur!

batistuta9 · 28-10-2016 02:35PM

anna080 wrote: »

When guys say "curvy girls" what exactly are they taking about? I remember my male friend saying he loved curvy girls and then proceeded to say Emily Ratajowski fitted the profile of curvy. She's no more curvy than my little toe. To me curvy would be Holly Willoughby or Kardashian arse

it'd usually mean the type you think but i suppose it depends on the person.

i wouldn't call emily rata.. curvy either but i know what he means, big tits & a alright ass on her are curves

pilly · 28-10-2016 02:40PM

jimgoose wrote: »

As a male non-lesbian, I heartily concur!

Ah that gave me a hearty laugh for a Friday afternoon. And I'm getting off work in half an hour too. Very happy now.

:D

armaghlad · 28-10-2016 02:47PM

anna080 wrote: »

When guys say "curvy girls" what exactly are they taking about? I remember my male friend saying he loved curvy girls and then proceeded to say Emily Ratajowski fitted the profile of curvy. She's no more curvy than my little toe. To me curvy would be Holly Willoughby or Kardashian arse

My definition of curvy is probably different to most people's. Curvy for me isn't big titeens and a big oul arse with a tiny waste.... it's more filled out, without being chubby, everything proportionate ie no big gut or bingo wings.

A girl I went on a date with last Friday, she's pure gorgeous in my eyes, she is not skinny but not in anyway fat or overweight, she has imo a great physic, what I'd describe as curvy (wish I could post a pic) and a nice bum! Also has the most gorgeous brown eyes and tanned skin!

id take her any day over a Kardashian!

Mr. FoggPatches · 28-10-2016 02:52PM

armaghlad wrote: »

A girl I went on a date with last Friday, she's pure gorgeous in my eyes, she is not skinny but not in anyway fat or overweight, she has imo a great physic, what I'd describe as curvy (wish I could post a pic) and a nice bum! Also has the most gorgeous brown eyes and tanned skin! id take her any day over a Kardashian!

I wouldn't care how good looking she is if she's into that sh*te tbh.

Colser · 28-10-2016 02:56PM

Why don't men fancy Cameron Diaz..I think she'd be my type of I was male but men don't ever seem to mention her?

jimgoose · 28-10-2016 02:57PM

Colser wrote: »

Why don't men fancy Cameron Diaz..I think she'd be my type of I was male but men don't ever seem to mention her?

I think she's gorgeous. I would have thought that was a given! :pac:

28-10-2016 02:58PM

wakka12 wrote: »

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2016/stylewatch/blog/160620/kim-kardashian-600x800.jpg

She is definitely at a healthy body fat level there. Look at her fairly slim waist and define jawline. She has extremely exaggerated bone structure and proportions, huge hips boobs shoulders and large frame overall which make her look quite chunky and curvy though

I think she has a fantastic body.

Musketeer4 · 28-10-2016 02:59PM

Cameron Diaz is noce but she's too thin and gangley for my likeing. I like long hair too, I don't find cropped hair attractive, even though it can be nice at the same time if you get me - like, she's good looking and attractive but not in that kinda way for me.

Colser · 28-10-2016 02:59PM

jimgoose wrote:

I think she's gorgeous. I would have thought that was a given!

But she never gets mentioned anywhere...what about Jamie Lee Curtis?She's very attractive imo..too old?

jimgoose · 28-10-2016 03:00PM

Colser wrote: »

But she never gets mentioned anywhere...what about Jamie Lee Curtis?She's very attractive imo..too old?

Quite tasty fifteen years ago or so, but she seems to be completely grey these days and it doesn't suit her.

Ush1 · 28-10-2016 03:00PM

Colser wrote: »

Why don't men fancy Cameron Diaz..I think she'd be my type of I was male but men don't ever seem to mention her?

Most men fancy women that look like Kim K/pornstars. Some don't admit it to women because it might seem creepy/sleazy.:)

Musketeer4 · 28-10-2016 03:06PM

I actually find the typical pornstar look repulsive. Its really trampy looking. Big ballooned breasts and lips like they've been stung by a bee. Eww. Usually combined with ridiculously voluminous hair and stilettos.
Fúck. Right. Off.
I'd call it the sex-doll physique.

I'd feel the same about, say, Angelina Jolie. I wouldn't find her attractive really.

Colser · 28-10-2016 03:07PM

Musketeer4 wrote:

I'd feel the same about, say, Angelina Jolie. I wouldn't find her attractive really.

Same here and I'd take Marty Morrisey over Brad.ðŸ˜

retro:electro · 28-10-2016 03:10PM

What about all those Geordie Shore type girls with the big inflated titties and clown make up. Sure they do have fellas hanging off them.
I love the look of say, Sienna Miller, natural make up and freckles showing through. Can't stand that caked on crap.
On a man I like the physique of Jamie Dornan.

jimgoose · 28-10-2016 03:10PM

Musketeer4 wrote: »

...I'd feel the same about, say, Angelina Jolie. I wouldn't find her attractive really.

Technically she's beautiful-looking, but she's way too thin.

BabyE · 28-10-2016 03:11PM

Face matters so much, body is irrelevant as long as you are thin(for males)

Ush1 · 28-10-2016 03:12PM

anna080 wrote: »

What about all those Geordie Shore type girls with the big inflated titties and clown make up. Sure they do have fellas hanging off them.
I love the look of say, Sienna Miller, natural make up and freckles showing through. Can't stand that caked on crap.
On a man I like the physique of Jamie Dornan.

That's what I mean when I'm on about Kim K/pornstar look. Whether people like to admit it or not a woman with big boobs, narrow waist and a big arse and makeup will get the most attention.

jimgoose · 28-10-2016 03:13PM

Ush1 wrote: »

That's what I mean when I'm on about Kim K/pornstar look. Whether people like to admit it or not a woman with big boobs, narrow waist and a big arse and makeup will get the most attention.

A lime-coloured Lamborghini Diablo with an orange interior will get plenty of attention too, but you wouldn't necessarily want to drive the thing for a week. :pac:

ohnonotgmail · 28-10-2016 03:14PM

Mr. FoggPatches wrote: »

I wouldn't care how good looking she is if she's into that sh*te tbh.

whats wrong with physics? It makes the world go round.

Ush1 · 28-10-2016 03:15PM

jimgoose wrote: »

A lime-coloured Lamborghini Diablo with an orange interior will get plenty of attention too, but you wouldn't necessarily want to drive the thing for a week. :pac:

Oh I agree, but evolution wise were not setup to be driving things for a week, if ya get my drift!:P

jimgoose · 28-10-2016 03:16PM

Ush1 wrote: »

Oh I agree, but evolution wise were not setup to be driving things for a week, if ya get my drift!:P

I am attempting to suggest that putting up with this Essex Tart dawnce around me 'andbag annat innit crap for any length of time would be somewhat akin to trying to commute in the rain in a €300,000 supercar - a great idea on paper, especially if you're fifteen years old, but something very else to actually do. :pac:

Ush1 · 28-10-2016 03:19PM

jimgoose wrote: »

I am attempting to suggest that putting up with this Essex Tart dawnce around me 'andbag annat innit crap for any length of time would be somewhat akin to trying to commute in the rain in a €300,000 supercar - a great idea on paper, especially if you're fifteen years old, but something very else to actually do. :pac:

I understand that, but this thread is about bodies! Not minds. There's a reason why that certain look is prevalent and testosterone increases when they see it!

Musketeer4 · 28-10-2016 03:19PM

In a girl I like a pleasant, pretty face. Probably more favouring soft features, large eyes, a nice smile and slightly rounded appearance. Not into the long or angular faces, a prominent chin is a turn off.

Prefer long straight hair as opposed to curly or short.

Like a girl whos a little smaller than me but not so small that giving a kiss requires bending my neck. 5'6 to 5'8 would be ideal.

Body wise I'm not into skinny. I'm into a bit of "upholsterey" but not chubby or with folds. Just healthy level of bodyfat. A nice butt but not big or scrawny.

I think waist hip ratio is very important in female attractiveness across the board. I know a girl who is very healthy and is fit and has lovely features and a great personality but her waist hip ratio is out of whack. she has a ratio of 1.0, ie straight hips like a fella which just looks incorrect on a woman. Ideal for a woman is like 0.6 or something.

What body types do women/guys find most/least attractive?

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