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FrKurtFahrt · 06-10-2016 02:28PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Can this Faith Healer cure piles?

I have no money, but my brother has piles

BPKS · 06-10-2016 02:28PM

He rubbishes faith healers but if some old wan came on saying she prayed to St Anthony or put holy water on herself or wore a Padre Pio badge and got better he'd be all about it.

What a hypocrite.

Atlantic Dawn · 06-10-2016 02:29PM

Can the faith healer cure aids?

ThisRegard · 06-10-2016 02:29PM

Joe actually sceptic about faith healers, but will pray for some of his callers that things will work out for them.

edit:snap BKPS.

cowboyBuilder · 06-10-2016 02:29PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Can this Faith Healer cure piles?

He can, but it's a bit too much of a hands on approach ..

somesoldiers · 06-10-2016 02:30PM

"I am allergic to tablets"

Dan Jaman · 06-10-2016 02:30PM

Oh, heaven forbid your golf game would be affected.

misslemon · 06-10-2016 02:30PM

Allergic to all tablets?

Roger_007 · 06-10-2016 02:30PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Can this Faith Healer cure piles?

Piles of what?

McDermotX · 06-10-2016 02:31PM

Good thing he's not allergic to copper.

constitutionus · 06-10-2016 02:31PM

im LOVING this faith healer thing.

its winding joe right up.

cowboyBuilder · 06-10-2016 02:31PM

Right so his ankle was swollen and would have gone down anyway ... ?? what am I missing ?

Atlantic Dawn · 06-10-2016 02:31PM

How much is the faith healers fee?

Roger_007 · 06-10-2016 02:31PM

"Savage" pain?
What would that be on the scale of 1 to 10?

BPKS · 06-10-2016 02:31PM

'He knew I was on the way'

That would be the CCTTTVV cameras he had at the entrance.

constitutionus · 06-10-2016 02:32PM

*mph !"

swelling hands.

cowboyBuilder · 06-10-2016 02:32PM

well so long as it was only his hands swelling as he was rubbing him up ...

Atlantic Dawn · 06-10-2016 02:32PM

"No money changes hands except a donation", wtf

Dan Jaman · 06-10-2016 02:32PM

Ah; copper bands.
That's why the travelling members are partial to the odd bit of plumbing - they make copper bands for passing hobblers.
Kind of like the old tinkers.

sligojoek · 06-10-2016 02:32PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

"Savage" pain?
What would that be on the scale of 1 to 10?

11

deathtocaptcha · 06-10-2016 02:32PM

"there's no money changes hands or anything like that... "

"but there's a donation if you can afford it so I gave him a donation..." :rolleyes:

06-10-2016 02:32PM

He sounds like a physio lol not a faith healer

constitutionus · 06-10-2016 02:33PM

BPKS wrote: »

He rubbishes faith healers but if some old wan came on saying she prayed to St Anthony or put holy water on herself or wore a Padre Pio badge and got better he'd be all about it.

What a hypocrite.

Ah but they be de offically santioned healers from de church !

not qwacks.

Fujitsu10 · 06-10-2016 02:33PM

Joe should have went to him with the bad leg. :rolleyes:

ThisRegard · 06-10-2016 02:34PM

"He found relief". There's Asian women who will also provide relief after you lay on a table and they move their hands around. At least you know upfront how much that will cost ya.

He said he didn't believe in medicine, why was he taking all those pain killers then?

BPKS · 06-10-2016 02:34PM

I 'googled it'

Well thats the whole thing proven so.

EDIT: Ah, a taxi driver.

somesoldiers · 06-10-2016 02:34PM

thought he was allergic to tablets

vicwatson · 06-10-2016 02:34PM

Get this hocus pocus off the radio

Dan Jaman · 06-10-2016 02:35PM

There will be a rash of taxi drivers and bank tellers on now, saying that with the reduction of copper coinage, they suffer from swollen ankles.

constitutionus · 06-10-2016 02:35PM

me ma goes mental for that voltrol ad on the telly.

says it does fuk all for her bad foot.

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