Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

pc7 · 30-09-2016 12:23PM

Her poor innocent husband......................

Sapphire · 30-09-2016 12:24PM

via4 wrote: »

These two women are in their forties they both have kids and even grandkids.

https://pics.onsizzle.com/waste-of-space-judedoesodd-13h-please-help-my-gran-and-2664504.png

HS3 · 30-09-2016 01:08PM

Scruffmong is flippin brilliant! !! :pac:

coolhull · 30-09-2016 04:05PM

fussyonion wrote: »

"he dosnt want to see your saggy t*ts or your wobbly ar*e or your hairy cake so keep your scummy body to yourself right

I know what saggy t*t and a saggy ar*se look like, and that's a matter of opinion, but is a 'hairy cake' what I think it is? And how would the original poster know whether someone's 'cake' needs trimming or not?

coolhull · 30-09-2016 04:05PM

fussyonion wrote: »

"he dosnt want to see your saggy t*ts or your wobbly ar*e or your hairy cake so keep your scummy body to yourself right

I know what saggy t*t and a saggy ar*se look like, and that's a matter of opinion, but is a 'hairy cake' what I think it is? And how would the original poster know whether someone's 'cake' needs trimming or not?

30-09-2016 04:06PM

coolhull wrote: »

I know what saggy t*t and a saggy ar*se look like, and that's a matter of opinion, but is a 'hairy cake' what I think it is? And how would the original poster know whether someone's 'cake' needs trimming or not?

Fr Hairy Cake lynam

kunst nugget · 30-09-2016 04:07PM

coolhull wrote: »

I know what saggy t*t and a saggy ar*se look like, and that's a matter of opinion, but is a 'hairy cake' what I think it is? And how would the original poster know whether someone's 'cake' needs trimming or not?

Kind of gives muffin top a whole new meaning…

Olishi4 · 30-09-2016 04:36PM

fussyonion wrote: »

"I never put up statuses about my relationship but To the abslute scruffmong who posted a picture of herself to my husband what the fk were u tinkin? he dosnt want to see your saggy t*ts or your wobbly ar*e or your hairy cake so keep your scummy body to yourself right or the next time I see u you will be eating hospital food cos i'll break every bone in your body. #saggy #getsomeselfrespect."

Comments:

"ARE U SERIOUS HUN? IS THAT (name withheld)? SHE'S A DIRTBIRD. SHE TRIED SADUCING (name withheld) A FEW MONTHS AGO IN (bar name) TIL I GAVE HER A DIG"

"Oh my god darlin thats shockin. gimmie her number and me and (name withheld) will sort her out."

This post reminds me of Denise Royle freaking out at Dave over the never seen infamous Beverley Macca from down The Feathers

Sittingpretty · 30-09-2016 10:12PM

I will be laughing at "scruffmong" until, at LEAST, Wednesday.

Fussy onion, NEVER leave this thread

30-09-2016 11:06PM

Widdershins wrote: »

DIRTBIRD. I like that

Are ya a ladyburd or a duuuuurtburd?

Lady Haywire · 01-10-2016 05:05PM

I have found the source and they are self aware!

http://i.imgur.com/3LBFvYt.png?2

Riesen_Meal · 01-10-2016 05:33PM

Lady Haywire wrote: »

I have found the source and they are self aware!

http://i.imgur.com/3LBFvYt.png?2

Memmeh and Granneh

What did I just read?

TitianGerm · 01-10-2016 05:41PM

Fieldog wrote: »

Memmeh and Granneh

What did I just read?

Must be mammy and granny

Lady Haywire · 01-10-2016 05:46PM

Fieldog wrote: »

Memmeh and Granneh

What did I just read?

It's a satirical Facebook group about how we all know of a typical Irish girl called Aishling who moved up from the country to the Big Schmoke. She goes home on weekends and has a steady boyfriend who loves GAA.

Riesen_Meal · 01-10-2016 05:50PM

emmetkenny wrote: »

Must be mammy and granny

I got that alright, sounds like 2 members of the travelling community talking, lol

Love to memmeh kiss the babeh

brandnewaward · 03-10-2016 11:52PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What is 'saducing' anyway? Damsel in distress flutters the eyelashes and yer man comes running to the rescue? or is it a dumbass that isnt smart enough to spell seduce? im guessing the latter.

Hairy cake ...... just as i'm eating cake

Jrop · 04-10-2016 09:00AM

Hairy Cake is the best name for a lady's privates I've ever heard

implausible · 04-10-2016 09:40AM

Jrop wrote:

Hairy Cake is the best name for a lady's privates I've ever heard

Agreed. It's no 'scruffmong' though!

kitten_k · 04-10-2016 11:16AM

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Jrop · 04-10-2016 11:23AM

The FB posts that drive me insane are the photos of very ill babies/children don't scroll past without typing Amen.
How is that going to help ?

Maximus Alexander · 04-10-2016 11:32AM

Amen

Guy:Incognito · 04-10-2016 12:01PM

Jrop wrote: »

The FB posts that drive me insane are the photos of very ill babies/children don't scroll past without typing Amen.
How is that going to help ?

God is playing x factor. he only helps the kids that get the most votes.

Jrop · 04-10-2016 12:22PM

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

God is playing x factor. he only helps the kids that get the most votes.

ROFTL

Potential Underachiever · 04-10-2016 01:22PM

Eamonn.

PaddyWilliams · 04-10-2016 02:43PM

Telpus.

kunst nugget · 04-10-2016 03:07PM

Can we have an embargo on 'telpis' and 'angles' posts. They're really not funny anymore… Although I'm acutely aware that I'm going obtuse, etc., etc...

rawn · 04-10-2016 03:07PM

kunst nugget wrote:

Can we have an embargo on 'telpis' and 'angles' posts. They're really not funny anymoreâ€¦ Although I'm acutely aware that I'm going obtuse, etc., etc...

Lyk if u crii evritym

Loughc · 04-10-2016 03:18PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Can we have an embargo on 'telpis' and 'angles' posts. They're really not funny anymore… Although I'm acutely aware that I'm going obtuse, etc., etc...

You ok Hun? X

kunst nugget · 04-10-2016 03:20PM

Loughc wrote: »

You ok Hun? X

Yippee, you found the reply even less funny than 'Telpis!'

Loughc · 04-10-2016 03:47PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Yippee, you found the reply even less funny than 'Telpis!'

feck the haterz hunz