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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,442 XxMCRxBabyxX
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    inforfun wrote: »
    That and the urge to go to elverys, buy a baseball bat and smash something to pieces.

    Please anyone, tell me it is a parody account by (tossed) salad couple

    100% real. I've met her though not him. Watched their whole damn "love story" played out through Facebook.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 dub_skav
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    He's taking about fcuking salad!

    #warriorfuel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 Jrop
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    100% real. I've met her though not him. Watched their whole damn "love story" played out through Facebook.

    where's the eye roll emoji ? Sweet Mickey of the lord that's freaking horrific.
    It's car crash posting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 aaronjumper
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    So they are making drones with dildos on them for whatever reason, top comment under the article was great.
    "So it's a flying fuck then?"
    :pac:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,442 XxMCRxBabyxX
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    Jrop wrote: »
    where's the eye roll emoji ? Sweet Mickey of the lord that's freaking horrific.
    It's car crash posting

    Daily. They post this kind of sh*t daily...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,508 JCX BXC
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    This one really got me when I read it. Who cares?

    1ak5w.jpg

    Edit: Image wont work, only link?

    "Been to work now in dumbarton with lenny and Dylan has need new school shoes now their eating kfc then to asda get few bits then home Paul and zoe going to Scotland game later and Leon out shopping with his girlfriend"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 RhubarbCrumble
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    Not a Facebook status, but along those lines so I thought it deserved a mention here.

    I was in the fitting rooms in Penneys earlier on today and could hear every word of conversation from the two in the next cubicle. 'Lady' no 1's main concern was that her "Thighs are a f***ing show, I've satellites all over em" 'Lady' number two was there to make her feel better though as she replied with "Ah f**k that, I've satellites all over my thighs and a**e too specially after having the last little f****r. A bitta mock tan'll cover all the satellites, that's what I does"

    I'd say Tasmin Archer would have something to say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,616 thesandeman
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    ^
    OK. For the men here, what's the proper word?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    I'm guessing it's cellulite?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 RhubarbCrumble
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    I'm guessing it's cellulite?

    Yup, that's what I took it to be.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 mansize
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    Has anyone else the taste of sick in their mouths?

    Salad Cream smells like puke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 coolhull
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    ''Sum f**kin budje dat was. five uro an hav 2 waite til Marsh for dat. tawt fine fall was sposed 2 be on r side, wate till dey nock on my dor luckin 4 r voats''


    ^^
    Translation Service available.....


  • Posts: 24,286 [Deleted User]
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    coolhull wrote: »
    ''Sum f**kin budje dat was. five uro an hav 2 waite til Marsh for dat. tawt fine fall was sposed 2 be on r side, wate till dey nock on my dor luckin 4 r voats''


    ^^
    Translation Service available.....

    Jeez twould take a sophisticated translation system to filter through that mess. One battle google definitely wont win


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 Toto Wolfcastle
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    coolhull wrote: »
    ''Sum f**kin budje dat was."

    I was certain they were talking about a budgie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,690 marcbrophy
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    You know, it actually takes intelligence, to write that fcuking stupidly! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 Ted_YNWA
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    coolhull wrote: »
    ''Sum f**kin budje dat was. five uro an hav 2 waite til Marsh for dat. tawt fine fall was sposed 2 be on r side, wate till dey nock on my dor luckin 4 r voats''


    ^^
    Translation Service available.....

    Some bad budget that was, €5 and I have to wait until March for it. Thought Fine Fail were supposed to be on our side, wait until they knock on my door looking for our votes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 bajer101
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    coolhull wrote: »
    ''Sum f**kin budje dat was. five uro an hav 2 waite til Marsh for dat. tawt fine fall was sposed 2 be on r side, wate till dey nock on my dor luckin 4 r voats''


    ^^
    Translation Service available.....

    I'd nearly be tempted to vote for Fianna Fail at the next election just to cancel out this idiot's vote.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,111 PARlance
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    I was certain they were talking about a budgie.

    O knee an eja wud tink dat ya mod ting


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,442 XxMCRxBabyxX
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    Some fun for our resident translators. Comments on a Journal.ie aeticle:
    do ppl actually earn dis amt muni?? 👊ðŸ¼ðŸ‘ŠðŸ¼ðŸ˜‚😂
    If u go int d artical it says it wnt affect dem at all coz dey clearly hav muni t wipe dere ass with on 100k a yr😂


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,111 PARlance
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    Some fun for our resident translators. Comments on a Journal.ie aeticle:

    Do people actually earn this much money?

    If you read the article it says that it won't effect them at all because they cleary have money to wipe their arses with, on 100k a year.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 inforfun
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    Too bad that complete illiterate spunkfaced knobhead gets more out of this "budje" than me who works 40 hours a week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 Samaris
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    Jeez twould take a sophisticated translation system to filter through that mess. One battle google definitely wont win

    Google Translate was able to identify it as English with Detect Language on, but that's about all it could do with it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 Samaris
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    coolhull wrote: »
    ''Sum f**kin budje dat was. five uro an hav 2 waite til Marsh for dat. tawt fine fall was sposed 2 be on r side, wate till dey nock on my dor luckin 4 r voats''

    Maths sexing budgerigar that was. Five bonsai techniques an Hepatitis A virus two [town in Maine] towards bog for that. Tension Fine Fall was supposed two be on letter side, WATE.com unsorted glacial sediment they hook on my Department of Revenue lucky for letter website.

    Makes total sense! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 razorblunt
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    Carnacalla wrote: »
    This one really got me when I read it. Who cares?

    1ak5w.jpg

    Edit: Image wont work, only link?

    "Been to work now in dumbarton with lenny and Dylan has need new school shoes now their eating kfc then to asda get few bits then home Paul and zoe going to Scotland game later and Leon out shopping with his girlfriend"


    Anytime one makes it back from Dumbarton alive is a cause for celebration.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 Jrop
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    Thanks for cheering me up. Came home last night to find a leak in the kitchen called out an emergency plumber to be told the leak is coming from the apartment upstairs. GRR


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    Jrop wrote: »
    Thanks for cheering me up. Came home last night to find a leak in the kitchen called out an emergency plumber to be told the leak is coming from the apartment upstairs. GRR

    That's a really shít facebook status. :mad: Up your game, son!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 mackeire
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    HI WE ARE (company name) WE TRY HELP GET RID OFF ALL YOUR OLD AND UNWANTED STUFF FOR FREE BUT WE DO CHARGE TO TAKE AWAY SOFAS AND BED AND MATTRESS, S SO IF YOUR THINKING OFF CLEARING OUT THE ATTIC OR GARAGE OR STUFF LAYING AROUND SURE GIVE US A MAIL TODAY WE ALSO PROVIDE DELIVERY,S FORM HOUSE TO HOUSE OR SHOP TO HOUSE IKEA RUNS AND ALOT MORE WE ALSO PROVIDE RUBBISH CLEAR OUTS ASWELL AS GARDENING HOUSEHOLD WORK AND A LOT MORE SO GIVE USE A MAIL TODAY TANKS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,870 loyatemu
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    coolhull wrote: »
    ''Sum f**kin budje dat was. five uro an hav 2 waite til Marsh for dat. tawt fine fall was sposed 2 be on r side, wate till dey nock on my dor luckin 4 r voats''

    I'm sure he'll have found a job by March Marsh...

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Boom_Bap
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    mackeire wrote: »
    HI WE ARE (company name) WE TRY HELP GET RID OFF ALL YOUR OLD AND UNWANTED STUFF FOR FREE BUT WE DO CHARGE TO TAKE AWAY SOFAS AND BED AND MATTRESS, S SO IF YOUR THINKING OFF CLEARING OUT THE ATTIC OR GARAGE OR STUFF LAYING AROUND SURE GIVE US A MAIL TODAY WE ALSO PROVIDE DELIVERY,S FORM HOUSE TO HOUSE OR SHOP TO HOUSE IKEA RUNS AND ALOT MORE WE ALSO PROVIDE RUBBISH CLEAR OUTS ASWELL AS GARDENING HOUSEHOLD WORK AND A LOT MORE SO GIVE USE A MAIL TODAY TANKS

    why are they shouting :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    why are they shouting :)

    Because they're trying to be heard over the Tanks. They clarified it at the end.


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