Your favorite Irish insult?

stampydmonkey · 03-10-2016 07:28AM

"ur only a nappybag ya"

Heard that off some young one at a stag in Kilkenny...hadn't heard it before.

Littlehorny · 03-10-2016 07:32AM

Your only a ****e in a bucket!

GalwayKiefer · 03-10-2016 07:32AM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Theres a smell of Benji off ye

I've heard that before but nobody could tell me who or what Benji was, any idea?

The flying mouse · 03-10-2016 07:33AM

Ya whores melt ya

Tzardine · 03-10-2016 07:33AM

You have a face like a burst couch.

Or my dad's old favorite "The weight looks good on you ".

The flying mouse · 03-10-2016 07:34AM

If ya had two brains ya be twice as stupid.

iLikeWaffles · 03-10-2016 07:48AM

GalwayKiefer wrote: »

I've heard that before but nobody could tell me who or what Benji was, any idea?

Refers to the bang ****e or BO off someone. farmyard aroma "Benjy".

Liam McPoyle · 03-10-2016 07:52AM

I'd call you a c*nt, but at at least a c*nt is good for something.

Badly Drunk Boy · 03-10-2016 08:02AM

Itheann tú sneachta buí!

Badly Drunk Boy · 03-10-2016 08:12AM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Theres a smell of Benji off ye

GalwayKiefer wrote: »

I've heard that before but nobody could tell me who or what Benji was, any idea?

iLikeWaffles wrote: »

Refers to the bang ****e or BO off someone. farmyard aroma "Benjy".

I'm sure it came from the character Benjy Riordan, from (almost) the first Irish soap, The Riordans. It was rural-based so that'd go along with the farmyard smell theory. The programme actually inspired Emmerdale (Farm).

failinis · 03-10-2016 08:15AM

Old translated ones from books are great:

"May your friends have a fine day to bury you."

"May you fall and not rise."

"May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat"

http://www.gaelicmatters.com/irish-curses.html

Ha I remember this - make your own Irish curse game:
http://www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/sengoidelc/donncha/maldacht/

iLikeWaffles · 03-10-2016 08:31AM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I'm sure it came from the character Benjy Riordan, from (almost) the first Irish soap, The Riordans. It was rural-based so that'd go along with the farmyard smell theory. The programme actually inspired Emmerdale (Farm).

Wasn't too sure if that's where it is from but yeah that came up in a search its probably the closest thing it can be associated with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw6r8WO6LbRco

Banjoxed · 03-10-2016 08:34AM

Easy.

"May the hairs on your arse turn to baseball bats and beat the bollix off of ye"

ectoraige · 03-10-2016 08:48AM

My son came home upset because his teacher called him a flute, hadn't heard that one in years.

irishfeen · 03-10-2016 09:12AM

Not really an insult but when someone asks you to do something .... "I will in my hole" .. how Irish is that

Matt_Trakker · 03-10-2016 09:23AM

Can't pick between my favourites, so I've put them into a sentence

You're a whore's abortion; a real (pronounced "rail") thundering cúntbag

Standard Toaster · 03-10-2016 10:16AM

Does anyone use 'Spa' anymore?

'Amadán' was another the Christian Brothers would use.

TerrorFirmer · 03-10-2016 10:21AM

I always love seeing people from outside Ireland try to process Traveller insults like 'Your fat head is swollen with the innocence'.

Olishi4 · 03-10-2016 10:31AM

Shuuuurup

03-10-2016 11:20AM

He has a neck like a jockys bollox

Musketeer4 · 03-10-2016 11:23AM

Geebag is such a scummy term. Hate it.

I think gabdaw is a good one. Or an ape.

jackinthemix94 · 03-10-2016 11:23AM

Geebag

Musketeer4 · 03-10-2016 11:24AM

Littlehorny wrote: »

Your only a ****e in a bucket!

Ya junkies bastard, ya!

not yet · 03-10-2016 11:31AM

Would ya ever tell your Ma to stop ringing me

Or..

Would you ever ask the butt end of me bollocks.

Boater123 · 03-10-2016 11:35AM

Ah, scratch me bollix!

Fcuk you AND the horse you rode in on!

jooksavage · 03-10-2016 11:38AM

"May the divil f*#k you"

A favourite of my 82 year old father.

Corvo · 03-10-2016 02:01PM

Ride me sideways was another one

Ask me bollix

Tunage · 03-10-2016 02:05PM

I hope you're next sh1te's a hedgehog! I particularly like that one... Can be used when some thundering cnut is acting like a fcukbag on the road! :-D I like this game!!

Boom_Bap · 03-10-2016 02:12PM

griffin100 wrote: »

Scarlett for yer Ma for havin ye!

But this one has a classic responce.

Scarlett for yer Da for riding yer Ma.

iLikeWaffles · 03-10-2016 03:21PM

Is your arse jealous of how much sh1te just came out of your mouth?

Your favorite Irish insult?

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