Your favorite Irish insult?

Sham.no2 · 02-10-2016 11:46PM #1

My top one would be sausage.

"Mick, did you put out the bins for collection?"

"No mam I forgot, soz"

"God your some sausage"

Or wally that's a good one too.

02-10-2016 11:46PM

Gob****e!!!

Brian? · 02-10-2016 11:48PM

You're an awful gee bag

Arghus · 02-10-2016 11:48PM

You're only a harmless.

Fluffy Cat 88 · 02-10-2016 11:49PM

You're some fcukin eejit.

Or -

If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave it's ar$e and make it walk backwards.

milehip · 02-10-2016 11:50PM

Sham.no2 wrote: »

My top one would be sausage.

"Mick, did you put out the bins for collection?"

"No mam I forgot, soz"

"God your some sausage"

Or wally that's a good one too.

Wouldn't really consider them Irish to be honest.....

You Luder!!!

Standard Toaster · 02-10-2016 11:52PM

"Good man yourself", said really, really sarcastically.

humberklog · 02-10-2016 11:53PM

I thought Sausage and wally were more English terms of very mild insults.

*geebag

RobbingBandit · 02-10-2016 11:56PM

Your man over there is a bleedin cabbage.

Alf Stewart. · 02-10-2016 11:58PM

What part of Scotland are ye from anyway?

Gremlinertia · 02-10-2016 11:58PM

The best part of that one ran down their mother's leg.

griffin100 · 02-10-2016 11:59PM

Scarlett for yer Ma for havin ye!

osarusan · 02-10-2016 11:59PM

It's not a specific word, but I like the 'I'll __________ you' line.

"The traffic was bad, ok!"

"I'll traffic you."

"Is there something wrong with your alarm clock?"

"I'll alarm clock you."

GeneralVanilla · 03-10-2016 12:07AM

Its hard to come back from a well timed gobsh1te.

nhunter100 · 03-10-2016 12:08AM

'You're a special kind of stupid aren't ya?'

ahlookit · 03-10-2016 12:11AM

The two ends of an eejit

jamesbere · 03-10-2016 12:52AM

Your some ******* **** **** **** *******

Eamondomc · 03-10-2016 12:57AM

I didn't know they could pile s**te as tall as you.

Your parents were grand what happened to you.

I see your mother left it too late to abort.

ejabrod · 03-10-2016 12:57AM

There's two types of stupid and you're both of them.

Ya geebag

03-10-2016 12:57AM

"He's nothing but two ends of a dog's bollocks!"

"You bastard's bastard!"

"I'll dance on your grave!"

"I'll beat you with a horse's cock!"

(to overweight person he was trying to manouvre around in small kitchen*) "you're like a fcuking articulated truck!"

A few funny ones in my family over the years, alright :P

*I was the overweight person.. still found it funny though!

BalcombeSt4 · 03-10-2016 12:58AM

Ya orange bastard.

It's a multi layered insult - to people who were to much fake tan, to members o the orange order or to people who drink tango.

maryishere · 03-10-2016 01:18AM

BalcombeSt4 wrote: »

Ya orange bastard.

It's a multi layered insult - to people who were to much fake tan, to members o the orange order or to people who drink tango.

That is usually meant as a sectarian insult, as bastards are not the sex that typically wears too much fake tan. A bit like "Ya fenian bastard".

A better example of an Irish insult would be an Irish mother shouting at her misbehaving child,who may have committed another foul deed " ye were always a ******* disappointment, ye were"

Brian2208 · 03-10-2016 01:22AM

Ya bleedin' thick, ya!

Insect Overlord · 03-10-2016 02:07AM

Translated from Irish:

"May the ****es turn sideways inside of you!"

"A pox of eternal crabs be upon your bollocks!"

and the fabulous, "May the cat eat you, and the Devil eat the cat!"