Your favorite Irish insult?

Sham.no2

My top one would be sausage.

"Mick, did you put out the bins for collection?"

"No mam I forgot, soz"

"God your some sausage"

Or wally that's a good one too.

Sleeper12

Gob****e!!!

Brian?

You're an awful gee bag

Arghus

You're only a harmless.

Fluffy Cat 88

You're some fcukin eejit.

Or -

If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave it's ar$e and make it walk backwards.

milehip

Sham.no2 wrote: »

My top one would be sausage.

"Mick, did you put out the bins for collection?"

"No mam I forgot, soz"

"God your some sausage"

Or wally that's a good one too.

Wouldn't really consider them Irish to be honest.....


You Luder!!!

Standard Toaster

"Good man yourself", said really, really sarcastically.

humberklog

I thought Sausage and wally were more English terms of very mild insults.




*geebag

RobbingBandit

Your man over there is a bleedin cabbage.

Alf Stewart.

What part of Scotland are ye from anyway?

Gremlinertia

The best part of that one ran down their mother's leg.

griffin100

Scarlett for yer Ma for havin ye!

osarusan

It's not a specific word, but I like the 'I'll __________ you' line.

"The traffic was bad, ok!"

"I'll traffic you."


"Is there something wrong with your alarm clock?"

"I'll alarm clock you."

GeneralVanilla

Its hard to come back from a well timed gobsh1te.

nhunter100

'You're a special kind of stupid aren't ya?'

ahlookit

The two ends of an eejit

jamesbere

Your some ******* **** **** **** *******

Eamondomc

I didn't know they could pile s**te as tall as you.

Your parents were grand what happened to you.

I see your mother left it too late to abort.

ejabrod

There's two types of stupid and you're both of them.


Ya geebag

"He's nothing but two ends of a dog's bollocks!"

"You bastard's bastard!"

"I'll dance on your grave!"

"I'll beat you with a horse's cock!"


(to overweight person he was trying to manouvre around in small kitchen*) "you're like a fcuking articulated truck!"

A few funny ones in my family over the years, alright :P




*I was the overweight person.. still found it funny though!

BalcombeSt4

Ya orange bastard.

It's a multi layered insult - to people who were to much fake tan, to members o the orange order or to people who drink tango.

maryishere

BalcombeSt4 wrote: »

Ya orange bastard.

It's a multi layered insult - to people who were to much fake tan, to members o the orange order or to people who drink tango.

That is usually meant as a sectarian insult, as bastards are not the sex that typically wears too much fake tan. A bit like "Ya fenian bastard".

A better example of an Irish insult would be an Irish mother shouting at her misbehaving child,who may have committed another foul deed " ye were always a ******* disappointment, ye were"

Brian2208

Ya bleedin' thick, ya!

Insect Overlord

Translated from Irish:

"May the ****es turn sideways inside of you!"

"A pox of eternal crabs be upon your bollocks!"

and the fabulous, "May the cat eat you, and the Devil eat the cat!"

Mena Mitty

''If you had a brain you'd be dangerous''

''He's too lazy to scratch himself''

zzfh

ya durty eejit cha

iLikeWaffles

I wouldn't ride you with his mickey

darkpagandeath

Waaaah ?

Ted_YNWA

Theres a smell of Benji off ye

Your Face

Poison dwarf.

Archeron

Sh*tehawk

stampydmonkey

"ur only a nappybag ya"

Heard that off some young one at a stag in Kilkenny...hadn't heard it before.

Littlehorny

Your only a ****e in a bucket!

GalwayKiefer

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Theres a smell of Benji off ye

I've heard that before but nobody could tell me who or what Benji was, any idea?

The flying mouse

Ya whores melt ya

Tzardine

You have a face like a burst couch.

Or my dad's old favorite "The weight looks good on you ".

The flying mouse

If ya had two brains ya be twice as stupid.

iLikeWaffles

GalwayKiefer wrote: »

I've heard that before but nobody could tell me who or what Benji was, any idea?

Refers to the bang ****e or BO off someone. farmyard aroma "Benjy".

Liam McPoyle

I'd call you a c*nt, but at at least a c*nt is good for something.

Badly Drunk Boy

Itheann tú sneachta buí!

Badly Drunk Boy

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Theres a smell of Benji off ye

GalwayKiefer wrote: »

I've heard that before but nobody could tell me who or what Benji was, any idea?

iLikeWaffles wrote: »

Refers to the bang ****e or BO off someone. farmyard aroma "Benjy".

I'm sure it came from the character Benjy Riordan, from (almost) the first Irish soap, The Riordans. It was rural-based so that'd go along with the farmyard smell theory. The programme actually inspired Emmerdale (Farm).

failinis

Old translated ones from books are great:

"May your friends have a fine day to bury you."

"May you fall and not rise."

"May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat"

http://www.gaelicmatters.com/irish-curses.html

Ha I remember this - make your own Irish curse game:
http://www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/sengoidelc/donncha/maldacht/

iLikeWaffles

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I'm sure it came from the character Benjy Riordan, from (almost) the first Irish soap, The Riordans. It was rural-based so that'd go along with the farmyard smell theory. The programme actually inspired Emmerdale (Farm).

Wasn't too sure if that's where it is from but yeah that came up in a search its probably the closest thing it can be associated with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw6r8WO6LbRco

Banjoxed

Easy.

"May the hairs on your arse turn to baseball bats and beat the bollix off of ye"

ectoraige

My son came home upset because his teacher called him a flute, hadn't heard that one in years.

irishfeen

Not really an insult but when someone asks you to do something .... "I will in my hole" .. how Irish is that

Matt_Trakker

Can't pick between my favourites, so I've put them into a sentence

You're a whore's abortion; a real (pronounced "rail") thundering cúntbag

Standard Toaster

Does anyone use 'Spa' anymore?

'Amadán' was another the Christian Brothers would use.

TerrorFirmer

I always love seeing people from outside Ireland try to process Traveller insults like 'Your fat head is swollen with the innocence'.

Olishi4

Shuuuurup

Sleeper12

He has a neck like a jockys bollox