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Lock, Stock and Chitchat a Seacht

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Dont think it was a story for the 9 o clock news, they made the mistake by not applying on time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭Odelay


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Dont think it was a story for the 9 o clock news, they made the mistake by not applying on time

    Seen that headline with the title "what's different about me?" Well what's different is your parents didn't apply on time, that is all. Same would happen to other kids that didn't apply on time. Jebus, in my time you had to do an entrance exam for the most basic of secondary schools, still remember doing it, the primary had us well prepared. Do they think they can rock up to the door on the first day of school and look to be let in?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭tractorporn


    Odelay wrote:
    Do they think they can rock up to the door on the first day of school and look to be let in?


    In a word yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭I said


    It's not my fault this happened it's Irish society's fault I didn't get into the school.

















    Fcuk off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Daughter is off to secondary school today. Time flies.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,398 ✭✭✭kollegeknight


    You would be surprised how they get around things. We had a lad arrive at our school in a new uniform one time and he was enrolled in the other school in the town. We had two families shared to avoid fighting. So he was sent up to the other school and had already a uniform got for the other one. The hopes we wouldn't notice him in the room.

    Best of luck to your daughter Whelan. It's an anxious time during change of schools.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,453 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    little lad starts school today


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭kowtow


    whelan2 wrote:
    Daughter is off to secondary school today. Time flies.

    The boy went back to his boarding place last night after a transition year in which he barely saw the place.

    He's busy firing texts off left right and centre to organise a third cut of bales. Hope he gets it done before they confiscate his phone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,237 ✭✭✭Username John


    Little one here is off to play school today...

    I am strangely surprised as to how she seemed to become 4 all of a sudden...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭pedigree 6


    My father got an invite to go to the world young horse showjumping championships in zangersheide, lanaken.
    He bred a horse who is jumping out there.

    Wouldn't you know we're only getting good at breeding showjumpers when we don't have any horses anymore.:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭kowtow


    pedigree 6 wrote: »
    My father got an invite to go to the world young horse showjumping championships in zangersheide, lanaken.
    He bred a horse who is jumping out there.

    Wouldn't you know we're only getting good at breeding showjumpers when we don't have any horses anymore.:D

    I can't remember which of the great German dressage meisters it was, many times a grand prix winner, but I recall a story that he lay on his death bed - at the age of about 86 - lamenting what a tragedy it was to be dying now, just as he reckoned he had begun to understand what dressage was all about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    pedigree 6 wrote: »
    My father got an invite to go to the world young horse showjumping championships in zangersheide, lanaken.
    He bred a horse who is jumping out there.

    Wouldn't you know we're only getting good at breeding showjumpers when we don't have any horses anymore.:D

    What's he off Pedigree?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,971 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    kowtow wrote: »
    I can't remember which of the great German dressage meisters it was, many times a grand prix winner, but I recall a story that he lay on his death bed - at the age of about 86 - lamenting what a tragedy it was to be dying now, just as he reckoned he had begun to understand what dressage was all about.

    Bit like the 90 year old who dropped dead when the supermarket buyer of his apples finally agreed he had produced perfect apples.

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    There's something really weird going on in this house, two night ago neither of the cats would come into the house, then when I finally coaxed them in they both got sick within an hour of each other. Then at 2am I was awoken by a huge bang, a lightbulb had exploded in the hallway :eek:
    Just now I was working here on the laptop and I heard the cable start to move on the ground. Thinking it was one of the cats swinging out of it I started to give out and looked down to see the bloody thing moving on its own (not the cable swinging which I could put down to a breeze but the large adapter thingy in the middle of the cable!!) and the cats are both asleep behind me.

    /leaves house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Parents left lights on in hallway the other night as they had visitors. One of the bulbs blew and landed on the carpet. My mother went out to investigate and there was smoke and burn marks on the carpet. Lucky she went out to check. Why do bulbs blow like that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Parents left lights on in hallway the other night as they had visitors. One of the bulbs blew and landed on the carpet. My mother went out to investigate and there was smoke and burn marks on the carpet. Lucky she went out to check. Why do bulbs blow like that?

    Very lucky! I don't now, we always leave this light on as it's one of those low wattage ones and it's left on all night, has been for the last 25 years or so, since we were kids. Never exploded like that before, shards actually landed over 3 metres away in the other rooms, normally they just pop when switched on and that's that, new bulb needed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭pedigree 6


    What's he off Pedigree?

    I'll be giving away who I am completely now.
    Ah don't matter neighbours know who I am anyway.

    It's a she (mare) by Manhattan out of a Grange Bouncer mare out of a Taldi out of a Kildalton King mare.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Very lucky! I don't now, we always leave this light on as it's one of those low wattage ones and it's left on all night, has been for the last 25 years or so, since we were kids. Never exploded like that before, shards actually landed over 3 metres away in the other rooms, normally they just pop when switched on and that's that, new bulb needed.
    Ye this was a candle type bulb, we leave a light on here in the bathroom at night, its a low energy one. Would make you think though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,688 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    There's something really weird going on in this house, two night ago neither of the cats would come into the house, then when I finally coaxed them in they both got sick within an hour of each other. Then at 2am I was awoken by a huge bang, a lightbulb had exploded in the hallway :eek:
    Just now I was working here on the laptop and I heard the cable start to move on the ground. Thinking it was one of the cats swinging out of it I started to give out and looked down to see the bloody thing moving on its own (not the cable swinging which I could put down to a breeze but the large adapter thingy in the middle of the cable!!) and the cats are both asleep behind me.

    /leaves house.

    Burn the house


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭farmersfriend


    Getting ready for back to school here too, youngest is 9, and says she doesn't need to go anymore!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,471 ✭✭✭naughto


    My lad is nearly 3 and he's off to playschool on Friday. He keeps asking to goo all week.its an outdoor play school so there outside as much as they can.
    He will love it cos he will be up to his eyes in sh1te


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    I found Cola Cao in Dublin and in the last two days I've had almost 3 litres of milk. Soon be a milk price rise in corroleation with my weight gain :pac::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Getting ready for back to school here too, youngest is 9, and says she doesn't need to go anymore!!
    All came back here happy anyway, makes a big difference when they actually like going to school


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    I found Cola Cao in Dublin and in the last two days I've had almost 3 litres of milk. Soon be a milk price rise in corroleation with my weight gain :pac::D
    Treated the eldest lad today, he chose a diner place and I said to order something for me while I was in another shop, He ordered a breakfast burger each -this has a burger, rasher,sausage,egg,tomato, onion and cheese on it- along with chips and onion rings and diet coke. I am never eating again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,688 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Treated the eldest lad today, he chose a diner place and I said to order something for me while I was in another shop, He ordered a breakfast burger each -this has a burger, rasher,sausage,egg,tomato, onion and cheese on it- along with chips and onion rings and diet coke. I am never eating again

    Everyone says that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,633 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    I suppose the diet coke with that feed was food for your conscience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Water John wrote: »
    I suppose the diet coke with that feed was food for your conscience.
    yup that was him, he is normally very good food wise. Think this was his last blow out before school . It's like ordering a big mac meal with diet coke , wont be letting him order again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,633 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    Remember, in a few years, you won't have any say in the matter, Whelan. I tell you it comes around quickly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,378 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Water John wrote: »
    Remember, in a few years, you won't have any say in the matter, Whelan. I tell you it comes around quickly.
    Then he say to me a minute on the lips forever on the hips :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit



    I am strangely surprised as to how she seemed to become 4 all of a sudden...

    You mustn't have been around a lot! :D:D


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