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  • #2552
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe explaining how "STOP/GO" signs work now.

    Joe: Was it difficult?


  • #2553
    honeybear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Lollipop coordinator


  • #2554
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Does he have a safe pass?


  • #2555
    honeybear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    He was knocked down!


  • #2556
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    no lisence driving a truck.

    :D


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  • #2557
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "When were you knocked down?"

    That fúcking came out of nowhere.


  • #2558
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Lollypop ladies.... Meeeen


  • #2559
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Who was he working being a glorified slave for a company or the council?


  • #2560
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Is this a spoof call?


  • #2561
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    broken leg !

    joe sympathies !


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  • #2562
    PathMatcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    Caller: "I broke my wrist and leg"

    Joe: "Did you break your wrist"

    Caller: "Yes"


  • #2563
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,331 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Where you taken to hospital? ffs Joe, no, his mother put the cast on him.


  • #2564
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "I broke my leg... like yours Joe... How is the leg by the way"


  • #2565
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Ask him, how;s the leg, Joe.


  • #2566
    honeybear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    A course to lift a sign


  • #2567
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    This is off the wall.


  • #2568
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    i'd laugh at a course to "lift a cone" but with this country i'd WELL belive it.

    :D:D:D


  • #2569
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,788 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Joe knows all about being run over


  • #2570
    honeybear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    This is ridiculous


  • #2571
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    That_Guy wrote: »
    CV writing 101 with Joe Duffy.

    Experience:
    Gaybo's Lackie
    Comedian
    Author
    Telephonist
    Detective
    Psychologist
    Psychiatrist
    Bully
    Lecturing de peeple
    Fluent in Dubalinese

    Hobbies:
    Writin de bukes and dat
    Coddle
    Champagne
    Misery
    Death
    Visting graves
    Counting me fees
    Inventin' de new words


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  • #2572
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Sounds to me like he is "entitled" to a massive claim from his "employer".


  • #2573
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    This is off the wall on the road.


    FYP


  • #2574
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,438 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Eddie and Joe set to represent Oir land at the Paralympics so to speak

    Joe has a sore leg and a hard neck competing in the shot put


  • #2575
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    I missed a bit, how did he get knocked down ? And is he looking for a payout now ?


  • #2576
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "I want to work"

    "I KNOW DAT"


  • #2577
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    constitutionus wrote: »
    i'd laugh at a course to "lift a cone" but with this country i'd WELL belive it.

    :D:D:D

    Got to watch the back, mind. Put your back out, sue the council for lack of training.

    COMPEN :eek:


  • #2578
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    honeybear wrote: »
    A course to lift TURN a sign


    Only in Oireland so to speak.


  • #2579
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,331 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Minimum wage, Joes like what's that.


  • #2580
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,331 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    That's well above the dole! 100 a day is good.


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  • #2581
    PathMatcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    I find it strange and slightly funny someone on the pig's back getting nearly half a million per year for 6 hours/week work pretending to understand the plight of jobseekers and people on these government schemes.


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