Liveline thread 12/08/16 to date

ButtersSuki

Joe explaining how "STOP/GO" signs work now.

Joe: Was it difficult?

honeybear

Lollipop coordinator

Atlantic Dawn

Does he have a safe pass?

honeybear

He was knocked down!

constitutionus

no lisence driving a truck.

That_Guy

"When were you knocked down?"

That fúcking came out of nowhere.

sligojoek

Lollypop ladies.... Meeeen

Atlantic Dawn

Who was he working being a glorified slave for a company or the council?

Atlantic Dawn

Is this a spoof call?

constitutionus

broken leg !

joe sympathies !

PathMatcher

Caller: "I broke my wrist and leg"

Joe: "Did you break your wrist"

Caller: "Yes"

pc7

Where you taken to hospital? ffs Joe, no, his mother put the cast on him.

That_Guy

"I broke my leg... like yours Joe... How is the leg by the way"

sligojoek

Ask him, how;s the leg, Joe.

honeybear

A course to lift a sign

Atlantic Dawn

This is off the wall.

constitutionus

i'd laugh at a course to "lift a cone" but with this country i'd WELL belive it.

Ally Dick

Joe knows all about being run over

honeybear

This is ridiculous

ButtersSuki

That_Guy wrote: »

CV writing 101 with Joe Duffy.

Experience:
Gaybo's Lackie
Comedian
Author
Telephonist
Detective
Psychologist
Psychiatrist
Bully
Lecturing de peeple
Fluent in Dubalinese

Hobbies:
Writin de bukes and dat
Coddle
Champagne
Misery
Death
Visting graves
Counting me fees
Inventin' de new words

Atlantic Dawn

Sounds to me like he is "entitled" to a massive claim from his "employer".

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

This is off the wall on the road.

FYP

dvcireland

Eddie and Joe set to represent Oir land at the Paralympics so to speak

Joe has a sore leg and a hard neck competing in the shot put

2smiggy

I missed a bit, how did he get knocked down ? And is he looking for a payout now ?

That_Guy

"I want to work"

"I KNOW DAT"

Dan Jaman

constitutionus wrote: »

i'd laugh at a course to "lift a cone" but with this country i'd WELL belive it.

Got to watch the back, mind. Put your back out, sue the council for lack of training.

COMPEN :eek:

ButtersSuki

honeybear wrote: »

A course to lift TURN a sign

Only in Oireland so to speak.

pc7

Minimum wage, Joes like what's that.

pc7

That's well above the dole! 100 a day is good.

PathMatcher

I find it strange and slightly funny someone on the pig's back getting nearly half a million per year for 6 hours/week work pretending to understand the plight of jobseekers and people on these government schemes.