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Ever fart while having sex ?

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  • 11-08-2016 1:55am
    #1
    Jim Bob Scratcher
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    Never happened to me yet, what about you ?
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    Arghus
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    It's the least that might happen.


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    #3
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?


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    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?

    It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.


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    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,377 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?

    Anus. Lol.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.

    It's really awful when you start a serious intellectual topic and morons come in and turn it to a laugh a minute.


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    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Almost exclusively.


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    #8
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,726 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    This thread is proper old school after hours.


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    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
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    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

    Are you 12?


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    Cutie 3.14
    Registered Users Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Cutie 3.14


    After anal. Morto. Just kind of pretended nothing happened and soldiered on!


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    #11
    Jim Bob Scratcher
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    The Honey Monster wrote: »
    Are you 12?

    I'm 69


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    Toots
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    Cutie 3.14 wrote: »
    After anal. Morto. Just kind of pretended nothing happened and soldiered on!

    In fairness, if a fart's the worst thing that's happened after anal, consider yourself lucky!


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    #13
    empacher
    Registered Users Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭empacher


    Anytime i do fart, i make sure to blame it on her quiffing. works everytime.


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    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Are we anally retentive?

    That was the question alright.


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    NikoTopps
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    I'm gay, my boyfriend is Greek and one night he was going 90 at me at all sorts of angles and air got up there and I farted. Maybe because we were so drunk but we laughed our heads off.

    It's no big deal really, ná bí buartha.


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    Antar Bolaeisk
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    Whenever I do I make sure to instantly blame someone else in the room.


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    Outlaw Pete
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    Nope. But I once had sex while I was farting.


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    Donald Trump
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    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

    Don't worry man. It'll happen to you sometime. You'll meet a nice girl and she'll let you.

    And then maybe even at another stage you'll fart while doing it.


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    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.
    Why is it a serious question if it never happened to you? Does this affect your life in some other way?


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    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    NikoTopps wrote: »
    I'm gay, my boyfriend is Greek and one night he was going 90 at me at all sorts of angles and air got up there and I farted. Maybe because we were so drunk but we laughed our heads off.

    It's no big deal really, ná bí buartha.

    The important thing is no follow through.


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    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Not unless she wants me to.


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    #22
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,118 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    I farted when someone else was having sex.

    I was in a wardrobe at the time.

    Let's just say it was 'awkward'.

    Have it all recorded.

    Not your ornery onager



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    keavebm
    Registered Users Posts: 185 ✭✭keavebm


    Esel wrote:
    I was in a wardrobe at the time.

    Esel wrote:
    I farted when someone else was having sex.

    Esel wrote:
    Let's just say it was 'awkward'.

    Esel wrote:
    Have it all recorded.


    😂


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    #24
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    I'm 69

    69.. by any chance did you get a fart to the face?


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    #25
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,118 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    keavebm wrote: »
    😂

    Yeah, it was like your weird Android/Apple smilie multi-quote laughing thing - this xðŸ˜

    We do simple emoticons here - no hyphens, like this:

    :) colon right bracket = smile

    :( colon left bracket= frown

    Lots more simple emoticons are available.

    Not your ornery onager



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    #26
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Esel wrote: »
    Lots more simple emoticons are available.

    Like 8====D~

    or

    ( • Y • )


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    #27
    MeatTwoVeg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 861 ✭✭✭MeatTwoVeg


    No, but I once sneezed when hanging the curtains.


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    #28
    failinis
    Registered Users Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    If you are forcing some air into any orifice or moving in such a way that stimulates your bowels its kinda an expected, yet unwanted reaction.

    Not happened to me yet but it probs will, has happened to partner - laugh it off, if you can't laugh with your partner during sex then its likely not very good!


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    #29
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Nope. Queefs yeah, but bottom burps no. Then again anal is about as appealing to me as the most unappealing thing ever so…

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #30
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Then again anal is about as appealing to me as the most unappealing thing ever so…

    http://i.imgur.com/CCwUw6K.jpg


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    #31
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    What about if you were to fart in sync with your thrusts, give a little boost.


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