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Ever fart while having sex ?

  • 11-08-2016 01:55AM
    #1
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭


    Never happened to me yet, what about you ?
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  • #2
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,106 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    It's the least that might happen.


  • #3
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?


  • #4
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,106 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?

    Anus. Lol.


  • #5
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?

    It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,464 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.

    It's really awful when you start a serious intellectual topic and morons come in and turn it to a laugh a minute.


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  • #7
    rawn
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    Almost exclusively.


  • #8
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,919 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    This thread is proper old school after hours.


  • #9
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

    Are you 12?


  • #10
    Cutie 3.14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Cutie 3.14


    After anal. Morto. Just kind of pretended nothing happened and soldiered on!


  • #11
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    The Honey Monster wrote: »
    Are you 12?

    I'm 69


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  • #12
    Toots
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    Cutie 3.14 wrote: »
    After anal. Morto. Just kind of pretended nothing happened and soldiered on!

    In fairness, if a fart's the worst thing that's happened after anal, consider yourself lucky!


  • #13
    empacher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭empacher


    Anytime i do fart, i make sure to blame it on her quiffing. works everytime.


  • #14
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Are we anally retentive?

    That was the question alright.


  • #15
    NikoTopps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭NikoTopps


    I'm gay, my boyfriend is Greek and one night he was going 90 at me at all sorts of angles and air got up there and I farted. Maybe because we were so drunk but we laughed our heads off.

    It's no big deal really, ná bí buartha.


  • #16
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Whenever I do I make sure to instantly blame someone else in the room.


  • #17
    Outlaw Pete
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    Nope. But I once had sex while I was farting.


  • #18
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

    Don't worry man. It'll happen to you sometime. You'll meet a nice girl and she'll let you.

    And then maybe even at another stage you'll fart while doing it.


  • #19
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,316 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.
    Why is it a serious question if it never happened to you? Does this affect your life in some other way?


  • #20
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    NikoTopps wrote: »
    I'm gay, my boyfriend is Greek and one night he was going 90 at me at all sorts of angles and air got up there and I farted. Maybe because we were so drunk but we laughed our heads off.

    It's no big deal really, ná bí buartha.

    The important thing is no follow through.


  • #21
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Not unless she wants me to.


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  • #22
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,759 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    I farted when someone else was having sex.

    I was in a wardrobe at the time.

    Let's just say it was 'awkward'.

    Have it all recorded.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #23
    keavebm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 185 ✭✭keavebm


    Esel wrote:
    I was in a wardrobe at the time.

    Esel wrote:
    I farted when someone else was having sex.

    Esel wrote:
    Let's just say it was 'awkward'.

    Esel wrote:
    Have it all recorded.


    😂


  • #24
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,971 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    I'm 69

    69.. by any chance did you get a fart to the face?


  • #25
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,759 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    keavebm wrote: »
    😂

    Yeah, it was like your weird Android/Apple smilie multi-quote laughing thing - this xðŸ˜

    We do simple emoticons here - no hyphens, like this:

    :) colon right bracket = smile

    :( colon left bracket= frown

    Lots more simple emoticons are available.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #26
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Esel wrote: »
    Lots more simple emoticons are available.

    Like 8====D~

    or

    ( • Y • )


  • #27
    MeatTwoVeg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 861 ✭✭✭MeatTwoVeg


    No, but I once sneezed when hanging the curtains.


  • #28
    failinis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    If you are forcing some air into any orifice or moving in such a way that stimulates your bowels its kinda an expected, yet unwanted reaction.

    Not happened to me yet but it probs will, has happened to partner - laugh it off, if you can't laugh with your partner during sex then its likely not very good!


  • #29
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Nope. Queefs yeah, but bottom burps no. Then again anal is about as appealing to me as the most unappealing thing ever so…

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #30
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Then again anal is about as appealing to me as the most unappealing thing ever so…

    http://i.imgur.com/CCwUw6K.jpg


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  • #31
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    What about if you were to fart in sync with your thrusts, give a little boost.


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