Ever fart while having sex ?

Jim Bob Scratcher

Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

Arghus

It's the least that might happen.

Fleawuss

Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?

Jim Bob Scratcher

Fleawuss wrote: »

Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?

It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.

Arghus

Fleawuss wrote: »

Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?

Anus. Lol.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.

It's really awful when you start a serious intellectual topic and morons come in and turn it to a laugh a minute.

rawn

Almost exclusively.

pappyodaniel

This thread is proper old school after hours.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

Are you 12?

Cutie 3.14

After anal. Morto. Just kind of pretended nothing happened and soldiered on!

Jim Bob Scratcher

The Honey Monster wrote: »

Are you 12?

I'm 69

Toots

Cutie 3.14 wrote: »

After anal. Morto. Just kind of pretended nothing happened and soldiered on!

In fairness, if a fart's the worst thing that's happened after anal, consider yourself lucky!

empacher

Anytime i do fart, i make sure to blame it on her quiffing. works everytime.

Canis Lupus

Fleawuss wrote: »

Are we anally retentive?

That was the question alright.

NikoTopps

I'm gay, my boyfriend is Greek and one night he was going 90 at me at all sorts of angles and air got up there and I farted. Maybe because we were so drunk but we laughed our heads off.

It's no big deal really, ná bí buartha.

Antar Bolaeisk

Whenever I do I make sure to instantly blame someone else in the room.

Outlaw Pete

Nope. But I once had sex while I was farting.

Donald Trump

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

Don't worry man. It'll happen to you sometime. You'll meet a nice girl and she'll let you.

And then maybe even at another stage you'll fart while doing it.

Badly Drunk Boy

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.

Why is it a serious question if it never happened to you? Does this affect your life in some other way?

Canis Lupus

NikoTopps wrote: »

I'm gay, my boyfriend is Greek and one night he was going 90 at me at all sorts of angles and air got up there and I farted. Maybe because we were so drunk but we laughed our heads off.

It's no big deal really, ná bí buartha.

The important thing is no follow through.

Your Face

Not unless she wants me to.

Esel

I farted when someone else was having sex.

I was in a wardrobe at the time.

Let's just say it was 'awkward'.

Have it all recorded.

keavebm

Esel wrote:

I was in a wardrobe at the time.

Esel wrote:

I farted when someone else was having sex.

Esel wrote:

Let's just say it was 'awkward'.

Esel wrote:

Have it all recorded.

😂

bear1

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

I'm 69

69.. by any chance did you get a fart to the face?

Esel

keavebm wrote: »

😂

Yeah, it was like your weird Android/Apple smilie multi-quote laughing thing - this xðŸ˜

We do simple emoticons here - no hyphens, like this:

colon right bracket = smile

colon left bracket= frown

Lots more simple emoticons are available.

smash

Esel wrote: »

Lots more simple emoticons are available.

Like 8====D~

or

( • Y • )

MeatTwoVeg

No, but I once sneezed when hanging the curtains.

failinis

If you are forcing some air into any orifice or moving in such a way that stimulates your bowels its kinda an expected, yet unwanted reaction.

Not happened to me yet but it probs will, has happened to partner - laugh it off, if you can't laugh with your partner during sex then its likely not very good!

Wibbs

Nope. Queefs yeah, but bottom burps no. Then again anal is about as appealing to me as the most unappealing thing ever so…

smash

Wibbs wrote: »

Then again anal is about as appealing to me as the most unappealing thing ever so…

http://i.imgur.com/CCwUw6K.jpg

Duggy747

What about if you were to fart in sync with your thrusts, give a little boost.

maudgonner

James Joyce was a big fan of it. So if it happens you should say it's Bloomsday and farting is your Joycean commemoration.


(If you haven't read Joyce's love letters to Nora Barnacle, you can find excerpts here, number 14 will enlighten you. NSFW.)

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Fleawuss wrote: »

Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?

More Anal expulsive I'd say.

Megahead

Anal destitution

pragmatic1

Nah just loads of queefs from my girlfriend. I honestly find it hot.

sligojoek

NSFW

Q. What's the difference between a fridge and a f***y?

A. A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

munster87

No but I had sex while farting

pragmatic1

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Nah just loads of queefs from my girlfriend. I honestly find it hot.

Port tunnel?

Saipanne

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

Yep. It was a giant rasper that belched out with every contraction.

I had my fun. And that's all that matters.

Lone Stone

i remember an x doing a fanny fart, she was mortified i just broke my **** laughing for ten minuets.

MarkR

Second time you've asked about this? Is it that much of a burning issue with you? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=100052209

Fleawuss

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.

Why do you think I'm cribbing? Isn't a crib a comment or are you looking for crib less comments?



Maybe I'm just taking the piss out of the anally obsessed? Just being upfront about it.


Geddit?

maudgonner

maudgonner wrote: »

James Joyce was a big fan of it. So if it happens you should say it's Bloomsday and farting is your Joycean commemoration.


(If you haven't read Joyce's love letters to Nora Barnacle, you can find excerpts here, number 14 will enlighten you. NSFW.)

Those letters never fail to crack me up.

Just as a side note, I've huge respect for Nora Barnacle. She was a woman well before her time, who grew up in poverty and worked as a maid, yet was a muse to one of the greatest writers in the history of mankind, who taught herself Italian, and was able to throw off the oppressive moral codes of her day (she gave Joyce a hand-job on their first date).

I wonder if her letters to Joyce will ever be found. I'd say they're even more lewd.

"Roger me arseways", she implores in one of them, according to Joyce.

Boardz Fiend

NikoTopps wrote: »

I'm gay, my boyfriend is Greek and one night he was going 90 at me at all sorts of angles and air got up there and I farted. Maybe because we were so drunk but we laughed our heads off.

It's no big deal really, ná bí buartha.

Hahah.. i was puzzled as to why you would mention your boyfriends nationality. How innocent/naive am I? (thank you Google)

maudgonner

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Those letters never fail to crack me up.

Just as a side note, I've huge respect for Nora Barnacle. She was a woman well before her time, who grew up in poverty and worked as a maid, yet was a muse to one of the greatest writers in the history of mankind, who taught herself Italian, and was able to throw off the oppressive moral codes of her day (she gave Joyce a hand-job on their first date).

I wonder if her letters to Joyce will ever be found. I'd say they're even more lewd.

"Roger me arseways", she implores in one of them, according to Joyce.

It's amazing, considering there was no sex in Ireland before the Late Late Show

You've inspired me to go visit her house in Galway now. I'll have a root around to see if I can find the letters.

NikoTopps

Boardz Fiend wrote: »

Hahah.. i was puzzled as to why you would mention your boyfriends nationality. How innocent/naive am I? (thank you Google)

Irish men are shıte in bed.

Winterlong

NikoTopps wrote: »

Irish men are shıte in bed.

We are.

kfallon

maudgonner wrote: »

You've inspired me to go visit her house in Galway now. I'll have a root around reading the letters.

:eek:

Boardz Fiend

NikoTopps wrote: »

Irish men are shıte in bed.

Was referring to the term "Greek". In my innocence I had to Google it to understand its context in this thread

El Horseboxo

NikoTopps wrote: »

Irish men are shıte in bed.

Ride them all?

NikoTopps

Boardz Fiend wrote: »

Was referring to the term "Greek". In my innocence I had to Google it to understand its context in this thread

I meant Greek as in he's from Greece, The Helenic Republic, Hellas, Gréigis, Ellada, whatever ye want to call the place :pac: