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Ever fart while having sex ?

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    #32
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    James Joyce was a big fan of it. So if it happens you should say it's Bloomsday and farting is your Joycean commemoration.


    (If you haven't read Joyce's love letters to Nora Barnacle, you can find excerpts here, number 14 will enlighten you. NSFW.)


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    #33
    Ronald Wilson Reagan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 282 ✭✭Ronald Wilson Reagan


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Is AH absolutely obsessed with toilets, sex and the anus? Is there an anal fixation here? Are we anally retentive?

    More Anal expulsive I'd say.


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    #34
    Megahead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭Megahead


    Anal destitution


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    #35
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Nah just loads of queefs from my girlfriend. I honestly find it hot.


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    #36
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    NSFW
    Q. What's the difference between a fridge and a f***y?

    A. A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.


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    #37
    munster87
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭munster87


    No but I had sex while farting


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    #38
    [Deleted User]
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    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Nah just loads of queefs from my girlfriend. I honestly find it hot.

    Port tunnel?


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    #39
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

    Yep. It was a giant rasper that belched out with every contraction.

    I had my fun. And that's all that matters.


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    #40
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,405 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    i remember an x doing a fanny fart, she was mortified i just broke my **** laughing for ten minuets.


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    #41
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,069 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Second time you've asked about this? Is it that much of a burning issue with you? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=100052209


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    #42
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    It's a serious question. Why bother commenting on this topic if you're just going to crib about it ? either contribute to the topic or don't post at all.

    Why do you think I'm cribbing? Isn't a crib a comment or are you looking for crib less comments?



    Maybe I'm just taking the piss out of the anally obsessed? Just being upfront about it.


    Geddit?


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    #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    maudgonner wrote: »
    James Joyce was a big fan of it. So if it happens you should say it's Bloomsday and farting is your Joycean commemoration.


    (If you haven't read Joyce's love letters to Nora Barnacle, you can find excerpts here, number 14 will enlighten you. NSFW.)
    Those letters never fail to crack me up.

    Just as a side note, I've huge respect for Nora Barnacle. She was a woman well before her time, who grew up in poverty and worked as a maid, yet was a muse to one of the greatest writers in the history of mankind, who taught herself Italian, and was able to throw off the oppressive moral codes of her day (she gave Joyce a hand-job on their first date).

    I wonder if her letters to Joyce will ever be found. I'd say they're even more lewd.

    "Roger me arseways", she implores in one of them, according to Joyce.


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    #44
    Boardz Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭Boardz Fiend


    NikoTopps wrote: »
    I'm gay, my boyfriend is Greek and one night he was going 90 at me at all sorts of angles and air got up there and I farted. Maybe because we were so drunk but we laughed our heads off.

    It's no big deal really, ná bí buartha.

    Hahah.. i was puzzled as to why you would mention your boyfriends nationality. How innocent/naive am I? (thank you Google)


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    #45
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    Those letters never fail to crack me up.

    Just as a side note, I've huge respect for Nora Barnacle. She was a woman well before her time, who grew up in poverty and worked as a maid, yet was a muse to one of the greatest writers in the history of mankind, who taught herself Italian, and was able to throw off the oppressive moral codes of her day (she gave Joyce a hand-job on their first date).

    I wonder if her letters to Joyce will ever be found. I'd say they're even more lewd.

    "Roger me arseways", she implores in one of them, according to Joyce.

    It's amazing, considering there was no sex in Ireland before the Late Late Show :)

    You've inspired me to go visit her house in Galway now. I'll have a root around to see if I can find the letters.


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    #46
    NikoTopps
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭NikoTopps


    Boardz Fiend wrote: »
    Hahah.. i was puzzled as to why you would mention your boyfriends nationality. How innocent/naive am I? (thank you Google)

    Irish men are shıte in bed.


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    #47
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    NikoTopps wrote: »
    Irish men are shıte in bed.

    We are. :(


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    #48
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    maudgonner wrote: »
    You've inspired me to go visit her house in Galway now. I'll have a root around reading the letters.

    :eek:


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    #49
    Boardz Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭Boardz Fiend


    NikoTopps wrote: »
    Irish men are shıte in bed.

    Was referring to the term "Greek". In my innocence I had to Google it to understand its context in this thread


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    #50
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,339 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    NikoTopps wrote: »
    Irish men are shıte in bed.

    Ride them all?


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    #51
    NikoTopps
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭NikoTopps


    Boardz Fiend wrote: »
    Was referring to the term "Greek". In my innocence I had to Google it to understand its context in this thread

    I meant Greek as in he's from Greece, The Helenic Republic, Hellas, Gréigis, Ellada, whatever ye want to call the place :pac:


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    #52
    NikoTopps
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭NikoTopps


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    Ride them all?

    My fair share, yep!


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    #53
    learn_more
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    Yes it's happened to me 30 odd times this year already. Thankfully it only happens around 10% of the time so I don't worry about it too much.


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    #54
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    I gave someone a brown shower once



















    boy did the council get it the next day.


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    #55
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,036 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Never happened to me yet, what about you ?

    Never mind that.

    Ever had sex?

    With yourself doesn't count btw...

    Not your ornery onager



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    #56
    foggy_lad
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    Nothing like a bit of extra propulsion to get it in that little bit further:D


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    #57
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Esel wrote: »
    Never mind that.

    Ever had sex?

    With yourself doesn't count btw...

    I've had sex with both. I prefer having sex with myself though, it's much cheaper.


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