Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

dub_skav · 26-07-2016 11:33AM

coolhull wrote: »

"Having a cup of coffee after a hard night"
Accompanied by, you guessed it, a photo of a cup of coffee.
Aahh, so that's what a cup of coffee looks like....

Was it a cup or a mug though #muggate

StripedBoxers · 26-07-2016 02:22PM

Saw this a while ago, comments on a status about Snapchat.

Person A **** wot app do I get to av them flowers put in me hair luv??...xxxx

Person B Snapchat **** x

Person A Ow do I get that luv??..X

Person B Go into your app store and write in Snapchat x

Person A Done it luv..xx

Another status, this time about men....

all boys are ***** all out for the same thing the little 2 incher pricks

This in reply

just had a great laugh so true,, so true most them cant even do that right selfish pricks

endacl · 26-07-2016 02:28PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

I simply cannot comprehend how someone could post this to Facebook, particularly when they utilise none of the privacy settings and it's for the world to see. I mean, why? What will it achieve? Particularly when you've been posting the exact same kind of stuff for over five years! None of her friends have any sympathy for her any more, and rightly so imo.

The on,y appropriate response would be "bummer". Please tell me somebody posted "bummer"?

2RockMountain · 26-07-2016 04:15PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that's just the sponsored posts and your friends don't actually "like" them. They just pull random names from your friends' list I guess.

I'm pretty sure your friends do like the page. But it doesn't mean that they liked the page today. They may have liked it last year as part of a competition, and the sponsored post flags this up to encourage you to do the same.

yerwanthere123 · 27-07-2016 01:24AM

endacl wrote: »

The on,y appropriate response would be "bummer". Please tell me somebody posted "bummer"?

No, but someone did suggest she play golf.

Depp · 27-07-2016 04:08AM

just spotted a gem

****in gards in dis country, spend all day on da sid da rode doin lads for speedin den wen ders real crimes goin on dey do nuttin, loada wasters da lot ov em

this was posted under a status by one of these neighbourhood watch pages about a recent spate of burglaries, posted by someone who recently did time for...burglary...

im just...im just done

kitten_k · 27-07-2016 04:27PM

Bucket list -
Please play along. Put a yes or no next to the ones you've done. Be honest!
💍Been married:no
💏 Fallen in love: Yes
👫 Gone on a blind date: yes
👥Skipped school: Yes
😵Watched someone die: unfortunately yes
🐌Been to France: yes
🚑Ridden in an ambulance: yes
🌇Been to America: yes
🛫Been to Europe: yes
Been to Blackpool: yes
💺Been to Liverpool: Yes
🚈Been to Newcastle: no
🚉Visited Disneyland Paris: yes
🏁Visited Legoland: no
🚧Seen the Grand Canyon: no
🚁Flown in a helicopter: no
🛳Been on a cruise: a booze cruise
🕴Served on a jury: No
☔️ Danced in the rain: yes
🚘 Been to Manchester: no
🚂Been to Edinburgh: no
🎼 Played in a band: no
🎤Sung karaoke: yes
📱Made prank phone calls: yes
😂 Laughed so much you cried: Yes
❄️Caught a snowflake on your tongue: yes
👶 Had children: no
🐶Had a pet: yes
🏔Been sledging on a big hill: yes
⛷Been downhill skiing: yes
🌊Been jet skiing: yes
🏍Ridden on a motorbike: no
🚌Travelled on a bus, train & coach: Yes
🛩Jumped out of a plane: No
🎞 Been to an outside movie: no
🐫Ridden a camel: yes
🐎Ridden a donkey: no
🎬 Been on TV: no
📰Been in the newspaper: yes
🛌Stayed in hospital: yes
💉 Donated blood: yes
🏼 Had a piercing: yes
🐾Had a tattoo: yes
🚙Driven over 100 mph: yes
🏽Been scuba diving:yes
🏠 Lived on your own: yes
🚓Ridden in the back of a police car: no
📝Had a speeding ticket: no
💊Broken a bone: no
📍Had stitches: yes
💺 Travelled Alone: no
Hold your finger down and select copy... Then paste into your status! Go on... 😊

Captain Flaps · 27-07-2016 04:30PM

I for one would definitely equate seeing the Grand Canyon with seeing Blackpool.

Having seen both, I can confirm that each is as majestic as the other.

dee_mc · 27-07-2016 05:29PM

Captain Flaps wrote: »

I for one would definitely equate seeing the Grand Canyon with seeing Blackpool.

Having seen both, I can confirm that each is as majestic as the other.

The Blackpool in Cork City? Totally agree. I got chills.

BattleCorp · 27-07-2016 07:08PM

Captain Flaps wrote: »

I for one would definitely equate seeing the Grand Canyon with seeing Blackpool.

Having seen both, I can confirm that each is as majestic as the other.

Isn't Blackpool the lesbian capital of the UK? Mmmmmmm lesbians. Yep, majestic.

PopePalpatine · 28-07-2016 12:54AM

Is that a

I see next to "Seen someone die"?

Grayson · 28-07-2016 12:59AM

kitten_k wrote: »

Bucket list -

etc..

&#55357;&#56972;Travelled on a bus, train & coach: Yes

That's a big achievement. I'm sure most people have it on their bucket list.

Bandana boy · 28-07-2016 08:49AM

Grayson wrote: »

��Travelled on a bus, train & coach: Yes

That's a big achievement. I'm sure most people have it on their bucket list.

You would be surprised at the amount of folks in the US that have never been on a bus or train

Paddy Cow · 28-07-2016 09:07PM

Grayson wrote: »

��Travelled on a bus, train & coach: Yes

That's a big achievement. I'm sure most people have it on their bucket list.

Is there a difference between a bus and a coach?

sullivlo · 29-07-2016 08:57AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Is there a difference between a bus and a coach?

I'd call a bus a bus and a coach a coach :pac:

To me, a bus is the public transport type thing. A coach is a private hire/specific destination/school tour bus.

inforfun · 29-07-2016 09:05AM

Bus
Coach

You can ride both, i suppose.

2RockMountain · 29-07-2016 12:29PM

sullivlo wrote: »

I'd call a bus a bus and a coach a coach :pac:

To me, a bus is the public transport type thing. A coach is a private hire/specific destination/school tour bus.

Seats in a coach are much higher up to allow for luggage areas underneath. Not so much a public / private thing, as Bus Eireann run coaches, and buses too in some cities.

Cerisepink · 30-07-2016 10:50AM

Girl I'm friends with is pregnant and went to the hospital for a scan to find out the sex of the baby, she posted after that she would have her hands full with two boys. Cue the congrats and are u sure it's a boy?

"Yeah defo a boy wasent shy yesterday and had his bits on show.... im delighted"

Haha had to laugh at the baby showing his "bits" his privacy is already gone!

Cerisepink · 30-07-2016 10:57AM

Cerisepink wrote: »

Girl I'm friends with is pregnant and went to the hospital for a scan to find out the sex of the baby, she posted after that she would have her hands full with two boys. Cue the congrats and are u sure it's a boy?

"Yeah defo a boy wasent shy yesterday and had his bits on show.... im delighted"

Haha had to laugh at the baby showing his "bits" his privacy is already gone!

Ha she's at it again, someone said she may have another and she replied "won't be happening getting the owl tubes tied"

Owl tubes

haha.

Kovu · 30-07-2016 12:59PM

X is feeling horny.

anyone wanna bate the ass off me

I know this person and it is most definitely not a frape

And another person, maybe you had your skirt tucked into your knickers luv.

It's lovely getting 'checked out' and all (Or is it?) Has anyone ever thought about the other side of it!? Yesterday two guys were looking at me and elbowing each other, trying to make eye contact with me at the till opposite to the one I was standing alone at. I could feel myself blush and shifting in my spot, I literally had nowhere to hide. I dunno, Maybe they got me on an off day but it was quite an intimidating experience. And yeah, yeah people will say take the compliment, bla bla, stop over thinking but should people feel victimised over how they look and how should we react? Do we smile at them? tell them to point their glances elsewhere? Or just stand there and let them eyeball us? I think it comes down to respect. Respecting people's personal space and not looking at someone -or making them feel- like a piece of meat. (Unless of course youre dating or whatever and its all good ) Be mindful, it's scarey for women out here these days specially when they're on their own.

Samaris · 30-07-2016 01:09PM

Mild sympathy for the second person, when you can't even be certain if it's "positive" attention or not, I'd be pretty uncomfortable (and wondering if my skirt was tucked into my knickers) if I was in that position!

kildare lad · 30-07-2016 01:38PM

A girl i used to work with used put up statuses all the time with the usual attention seeking pony " da nerve of sum people, i swear 2 god karma will get u sum day" blah blah blah. She gets all the usual comments" are u ok hun xx" " dont mind them ur an amazing" all that type of ****e, then someone writes " whats wrong with you this time", to which the my colleague writes " mind ur own buisness its private" to which the other person writes " then why are u goin on f/b lookin for attention then" ... i really did enjoy the public row the two of them had then..haha.

Or another one " only 53 days till i have my lil prince charming"

coolhull · 30-07-2016 02:18PM

"A millun tanx to my boifrend D.. for givin me my luvly new dawter, Jessyka. 4eva greateful #

Well, ok, but your boyfriend 's part in the process was fairly basic, and wouldn't have taken too much out of him. Now if you could only persuade him to show you the Spellchecker function on your computer, that would be something to be truly grateful for ....

razorblunt · 30-07-2016 02:29PM

Captain Flaps wrote: »

I for one would definitely equate seeing the Grand Canyon with seeing Blackpool.

Having seen both, I can confirm that each is as majestic as the other.

They're both uninhabitable with lots of orange things.

pc7 · 30-07-2016 02:31PM

Poor kid they haven't really spelled her name that way have they?

coolhull · 30-07-2016 03:21PM

pc7 wrote: »

Poor kid they haven't really spelled her name that way have they?

I doubt if the Births, Marriages and Deaths Dept would accept that, but that's presumably the way she thinks it's spelt.

Samaris · 30-07-2016 03:25PM

coolhull wrote: »

I doubt if the Births, Marriages and Deaths Dept would accept that, but that's presumably the way she thinks it's spelt.

I don't know if they'd raise a fuss about it anymore. We're fairly well out of the days where if your name was a nickname or (gasp) not a sainted name, you were out of look (like not being able to christen your child Katie, it had to be Katherine/Kathleen).

Really, "Jessica" doesn't mean anything. It's just a nice collection of letters. Jesyka is an appalling mangling of it but it's probably not objectively worse than Jessica - although the poor kid will be explaining the spelling to people for her entire life.

fussyonion · 30-07-2016 09:40PM

Facebook fight follows this pic!!:

http://tinypic.com/r/359fk88/9

http://tinypic.com/r/jkgmx1/9

And now some FB dialogue:

OP's friend: "Theres no way that any scan photos would be identical to each other.... what a sad thing to do... especially when you are friends with her"

OP's sister: "How was it a mistake?"

Accused: "I wanted to put up mine but I had uranium screens hots and posted it by mistake as I'd I would ever do that OP me phone has a mind of its one no need to make a show of me all over Facebook it's was a mistake do ye mind taking it down"

Accused: "I'm only after getting on in don't have to explain myself to a child"

OP's sister: "Clearly not a child! Why did ya screen shot someone else's scan that's a bit weird!!"

Accused: "I used to hang around with her I just want to see the size different styles and so I saved it obviously it's the sack same pick it's not hard to see if said sorry it was a mistake again"

OP's other friend: "Ahhhhh lads!"

Accused: "Keep ye noise out of it was a mistake ye nosey c*nt"

OP's other friend: "Hahahaha grow up would ya be able for ya scarla for u honestly"

Accused: "Get over it everyone makes mistake I hot of the wrong one me child's no were that size ye edit Gowanbank with ye self"

OP's other friend: "Keep it up getting smart with me yeah horrible c*nt.. you'll get smart with the wrong person made in warning yeah"

Accused: "Why (NAME WITHHELD) what would you do!"

OP's other friend: "I find it very funny ya always start with people when you "PREGNANT" We're all not sure bags like you that would touch a pregnant girl just remeber your pregnant for nine months not forever so count your blessings ya little runt"

OP: "Take my scan pic down how cud u mistake it (ACCUSED NAME) you have it up all day how wud u feel if I did that on u Der was no need for it and it wasn't a mistake its just sad"

Accused: "Think what ye want love me child's nowhere the size of ye child and looks nun like it always drama good luck cha"

OP's other friend: "How could ya mistake your scan for hers if your child is nowere the side of hers and then leave it up all day"

Accused: "I just said that and it is down and I only came on f*ck off ye tick nun to do with ye ya horrible yoke"

OP's sister: "Then why is the scan of (OP's) baby still up and not your own scan?"
Accused: "It's ducking not."

OP's cousin: "Wtf hun?"

OP: "Yeah hun she rob my scan photo I gave her all day to take it down And she didn't"

Cousin: "Did she take it down?"

OP: "Yeah only now when I put this up xx"

OP: "OK then why rob it of my page you new wah you were doing (ACCUSED) and wah (NAME WITHHELD) said."

Accused: "Get over it is didn't know"

OP: "No I want get over it (ACCUSED) how wud u feel if I did that on u"

OP's friend: "Cause she's and absolute weapon (NAME WITHHELD)"

Accused: "Weapon your one of a kind I'll say no more"

OP's friend: "Yeah horrible fat little flea keep it up yea keyboard warrior is all you are giving it large about everyone remeber this (ACCUSED) your pregnant for nine months and that's all your day will come after everything you've done on all the girls watch yea smelly fishy pissy b*stard"

Accused: "I'll check then yah the cheek to say anything about me ye dirt hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha"

Ted_YNWA · 30-07-2016 09:48PM

My head hurts trying to read that.

There is more scandal in your FB friends than a lifetime of soap storylines. Truth is surely stranger than fiction.

thesandeman · 30-07-2016 09:55PM

fussyonion wrote: »

And now some FB dialogue:

Accused: "I wanted to put up mine but I had uranium screens hots and posted it by mistake"

Accused: "obviously it's the sack same pick'

Those are my favourite bits ðŸ˜€

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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