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How to get laid

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  • #62
    Angel2016
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Angel2016


    crashadder wrote: »
    I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

    This thread or post has to be a piss take ?


  • #63
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    crashadder wrote: »
    I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?
    And you've never heard of coppers either. Did you just fly in to Dublin this morning?


  • #64
    crashadder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭crashadder


    smash wrote: »
    And you've never heard of coppers either. Did you just fly in to Dublin this morning?
    No its been 2 months. have been busy lately . Its not easy to make so much money you know. swh


  • #65
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    crashadder wrote: »
    I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

    Northside. They're afraid of water and don't trust bridges so will rarely be found on the Southside.


  • #66
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    crashadder wrote: »
    I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?
    No worries, just wait until you're desperate enough to date a guy.


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  • #67
    lawlolawl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    crashadder wrote: »
    I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

    Just go on the red line Luas.


  • #68
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Have you ever noticed that junkies, when they are not completely zonked, are always in a hurry?

    I nearly have a mind to follow them sometimes. Where do they be rushing to?


  • #69
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    Have you ever noticed that junkies, when they are not completely zonked, are always in a hurry?

    I nearly have a mind to follow them sometimes. Where do they be rushing to?
    To get the heroin.


  • #70
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    To get the heroin.
    Hmm, probably. I've never been quite sure if they were running somewhere, or from somewhere.

    Then there's the junkie telephone... just throw back your head as you walk up the road, and roar your mate's name repeatedly until he hears you.

    I wonder if that's what all cities sounded like before mobile phones.


  • #71
    mikeym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭mikeym


    I heard Magaluf is the place to be to get laid :cool:


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  • #72
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    crashadder wrote: »
    I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

    Have you ever seen a street hooker in dubiln? They be junkies.


  • #73
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Tinder, Coppers like clubs or bars, Plenty of Fish - don't be fussy and you can have a different shag every night of the week!


  • #74
    PaddyWilliams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭PaddyWilliams


    Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »
    Ring Lino Ritchie, +353 1 836 2900. He'll know.

    'Hello? Is it me you're looking for'?.


  • #75
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Tinder, Coppers like clubs or bars, Plenty of Fish - don't be fussy and you can have a different shag every night of the week!

    And save a fortune on rent, different bed every night.


  • #76
    blue note
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,908 ✭✭✭blue note


    I suspect this thread would be far longer if the OP had asked how not to get laid. Far more experts on the Internet for that!


  • #77
    Olishi4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    Op i wanna tell you a story
    Every man oughta know
    If you want a little lovin
    You gotta start real slow
    She's gonna love you tonight now
    If you just treat her right now
    Squeeze her real gentle
    Gotta make her feel good
    Tell her that you love her
    Like you know you should
    So if you don't treat her right
    She won't love you tonight


  • #78
    crashadder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭crashadder


    Olishi4 wrote: »
    Op i wanna tell you a story
    Every man oughta know
    If you want a little lovin
    You gotta start real slow
    She's gonna love you tonight now
    If you just treat her right now
    Squeeze her real gentle
    Gotta make her feel good
    Tell her that you love her
    Like you know you should
    So if you don't treat her right
    She won't love you tonight

    sounds like a lot of work to me


  • #79
    Shint0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Northside. They're afraid of water and don't trust bridges so will rarely be found on the Southside.
    Excuse me but I used to be in a relationship with a Northsider and he wasn't a female junkie.....but he was still a Northsider :pac:


  • #80
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Practice your sex noise OP , maybe make a few random calls to people.


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    crashadder wrote: »
    sounds like a lot of work to me

    Yep you are definitely in the needing to pay for it category.


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  • #82
    Shint0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yep you are definitely in the needing to pay for it category.
    :D
    For Okcupid, of course. We all know that's what you really meant not your €1K per night high class service.


  • #83
    Banjoxed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Banjoxed


    Boast about posting in Commuting and Transport. A lot. They'll be gagging for it, etc, ad nauseum


  • #84
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shint0 wrote: »
    :D
    For Okcupid, of course. We all know that's what you really meant not your €1K per night high class service.

    That or the likes of some poor wan knocking around Constitution Hill :p


  • #85
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yep you are definitely in the needing to pay for it category.

    They might give him a freebie. A mercy shag.


  • #86
    GT_TDI_150
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    No one has bother to point out what seems obvious


    .... OP .... 'graduate' from primary school, try get to 15/16yr old without major trauma. Then the girls might notice ya ....


  • #87
    Shint0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Winterlong wrote: »
    They might give him a freebie. A mercy shag.
    You could show some mercy and save some young one a fortune on rent. Everything would have to be above board, of course, rent book and all recorded as number of shags per month. I'm sure the PRTB would love it.


  • #88
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,401 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Be yourself.

    If that doesn't work:

    Pretend to be someone else.


  • #89
    Shint0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Arghus wrote: »
    Be yourself.

    If that doesn't work:

    Pretend to be someone else.
    That's exactly it!
    Just like Paul Kelly. Don't you know all of us women go weak at the knees for doctors, pilots and even some for priests.


  • #90
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Shint0 wrote: »
    You could show some mercy and save some young one a fortune on rent. Everything would have to be above board, of course, rent book and all recorded as number of shags per month. I'm sure the PRTB would love it.

    Doubt the wife would go for that.


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  • #91
    Shint0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    gctest50 wrote: »
    www.wedding_planner.ie


    even have arrangements for termination of contract
    That link wouldn't open. Was that for the PRTB or how to draw up a prenup?


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