How to get laid

Have you ever noticed that junkies, when they are not completely zonked, are always in a hurry?

I nearly have a mind to follow them sometimes. Where do they be rushing to?

pragmatic1

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Have you ever noticed that junkies, when they are not completely zonked, are always in a hurry?

I nearly have a mind to follow them sometimes. Where do they be rushing to?

To get the heroin.

pragmatic1 wrote: »

To get the heroin.

Hmm, probably. I've never been quite sure if they were running somewhere, or from somewhere.

Then there's the junkie telephone... just throw back your head as you walk up the road, and roar your mate's name repeatedly until he hears you.

I wonder if that's what all cities sounded like before mobile phones.

mikeym

I heard Magaluf is the place to be to get laid :cool:

crashadder wrote: »

I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

Have you ever seen a street hooker in dubiln? They be junkies.

Lux23

Tinder, Coppers like clubs or bars, Plenty of Fish - don't be fussy and you can have a different shag every night of the week!

PaddyWilliams

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Ring Lino Ritchie, +353 1 836 2900. He'll know.

'Hello? Is it me you're looking for'?.

Lux23 wrote: »

Tinder, Coppers like clubs or bars, Plenty of Fish - don't be fussy and you can have a different shag every night of the week!

And save a fortune on rent, different bed every night.

blue note

I suspect this thread would be far longer if the OP had asked how not to get laid. Far more experts on the Internet for that!

Olishi4

Op i wanna tell you a story
Every man oughta know
If you want a little lovin
You gotta start real slow
She's gonna love you tonight now
If you just treat her right now
Squeeze her real gentle
Gotta make her feel good
Tell her that you love her
Like you know you should
So if you don't treat her right
She won't love you tonight

crashadder

Olishi4 wrote: »

Op i wanna tell you a story
Every man oughta know
If you want a little lovin
You gotta start real slow
She's gonna love you tonight now
If you just treat her right now
Squeeze her real gentle
Gotta make her feel good
Tell her that you love her
Like you know you should
So if you don't treat her right
She won't love you tonight

sounds like a lot of work to me

Dravokivich wrote: »

Northside. They're afraid of water and don't trust bridges so will rarely be found on the Southside.

Excuse me but I used to be in a relationship with a Northsider and he wasn't a female junkie.....but he was still a Northsider :pac:

corner of hells

Practice your sex noise OP , maybe make a few random calls to people.

crashadder wrote: »

sounds like a lot of work to me

Yep you are definitely in the needing to pay for it category.

Deleted User wrote: »

Yep you are definitely in the needing to pay for it category.

For Okcupid, of course. We all know that's what you really meant not your €1K per night high class service.

Banjoxed

Boast about posting in Commuting and Transport. A lot. They'll be gagging for it, etc, ad nauseum

Shint0 wrote: »

For Okcupid, of course. We all know that's what you really meant not your €1K per night high class service.

That or the likes of some poor wan knocking around Constitution Hill

Deleted User wrote: »

Yep you are definitely in the needing to pay for it category.

They might give him a freebie. A mercy shag.

GT_TDI_150

No one has bother to point out what seems obvious

.... OP .... 'graduate' from primary school, try get to 15/16yr old without major trauma. Then the girls might notice ya ....

Winterlong wrote: »

They might give him a freebie. A mercy shag.

You could show some mercy and save some young one a fortune on rent. Everything would have to be above board, of course, rent book and all recorded as number of shags per month. I'm sure the PRTB would love it.

Arghus

Be yourself.

If that doesn't work:

Pretend to be someone else.

Arghus wrote: »

Be yourself.

If that doesn't work:

Pretend to be someone else.

That's exactly it!
Just like Paul Kelly. Don't you know all of us women go weak at the knees for doctors, pilots and even some for priests.

Shint0 wrote: »

You could show some mercy and save some young one a fortune on rent. Everything would have to be above board, of course, rent book and all recorded as number of shags per month. I'm sure the PRTB would love it.

Doubt the wife would go for that.