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Elephant Jokes

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 947 ✭✭✭Enright


    Whats the biggest drawback in the jungle?


    An elephants 4skin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Probably already been done, but n ot arsed reading through thread:

    How do you know an Elephant is in your room?

    Your face is squashed against the ceiling.



    What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Kangaroo?

    Great big holes in the landscape.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Q: Where do elephants with skincare problems go?
    A: Pachydermatologists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,779 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Q: Where do elephants with skincare problems go?
    A: Pachydermatologists.

    :pac:


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