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Elephant Jokes

Capt'n Midnight · 2003-05-16 19:51:47

anything you like ! he won't hear you

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#182 24-04-2009 10:05AM

Enright

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Whats the biggest drawback in the jungle?

An elephants 4skin

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#183 24-04-2009 10:06AM

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Probably already been done, but n ot arsed reading through thread:

How do you know an Elephant is in your room?

Your face is squashed against the ceiling.

What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Kangaroo?

Great big holes in the landscape.

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#184 07-02-2012 02:01PM

Capt'n Midnight

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Q: Where do elephants with skincare problems go?
A: Pachydermatologists.

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#185 08-02-2012 12:45AM

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Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Q: Where do elephants with skincare problems go?
A: Pachydermatologists.

:pac:

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