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Elephant Jokes

  • 16-05-2003 7:51pm
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
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    anything you like !
    he won't hear you


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  • #2
    ykt0di9url7bc3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,155 ✭✭✭ykt0di9url7bc3


    I want my 45 seconds back biatch


  • #3
    DriftingRain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    SearrarD,
    hahahahahahaha
    I still thought it was funneh!


  • #4
    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    I want my 45 seconds back biatch


    it took you 45 secs to read that ??????

    anyhow riased a smile


  • #5
    ykt0di9url7bc3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,155 ✭✭✭ykt0di9url7bc3


    Timer

    Click

    Load

    Read

    Cringe

    Click

    Bitch

    Post


  • #6
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    You just wasted another 45 seconds posting your explanation, he now owe's you a minute and a half :rolleyes:


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  • #7
    Capt'n Midnight
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    'cos they've two left feet.


  • #8
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Make the bad man stop.... please

    :(


  • #9
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    *cringe* oh my............


  • #10
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    jokes (like that) make baby jesus cry! :(


  • #11
    Tusky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,080 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    haha i thought it was funny ! and reading posts is optional biatch !


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  • #12
    Catsmokinpot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    roflmao


  • #13
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    a dead elephant.

    [original joke edited out :p ]


  • #14
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    i ..... dont get it


  • #15
    Fabritzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭Fabritzo


    Good, you haven't been polluted then.


  • #16
    phaxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭phaxx


    It took an hour, but it finally clicked. Ugh.


  • #17
    Big Chief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    whats with you and these crappy elephant jokes recently? :(


  • #18
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    WTF....Me's lost totally lost!!!


  • #19
    Hobart
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    :rolleyes:


  • #20
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    die a slow and very painfull death.....:D

    Where can you find a dog with no legs?

    Right where you left him(unless on a hill were he will have rolled away)!!!:p


  • #21
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    What is with all the elephant joke's although that one was one of the better one's!!!


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  • #22
    Sposs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Click Here :rolleyes:


  • #23
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Elephants don't usually fall off the end of your fork.

    Note: a single strand is called a - spagetto :P


  • #24
    Big Chief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    make it stop !!!!!!!!


  • #25
    Tellox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    bad jokes make baby tellox cry


  • #26
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Ban him please, at least for a year or two.


  • #27
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    WHY DO YOU TORMENT US....What have we done to deserve this torture????


  • #28
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    What have we done in a past life? :(


  • #29
    Imposter
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    I think someone must have got a new book:
    "The worst elephant jokes ever... Volume 2"


  • #30
    PacO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭PacO


    funniest joke I've ever heard... now, where did I put my medication.


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  • #31
    Big Chief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    Originally posted by de5p0i1er
    Ban him please, at least for a year or two.

    agreed, two atleast for making us all go through this! :)


  • #32
    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
    Note: a single strand is called a - spagetto :P [/B]

    lool:D


  • #33
    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    what has the humour board ever done to you?ww)


  • #34
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Make the bad man stop.


  • #35
    Catsmokinpot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    i dont get it


  • #36
    Catsmokinpot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    oh wait now i get it!

    it wasnt funny though


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  • #37
    ozt9vdujny3srf
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    very good :P

    Give that man a poat on the back


  • #38
    swalsh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭swalsh


    my dear god. can he get banned for posting such a s*** joke


  • #39
    pyure
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭pyure


    these are ****in hilarious :-)
    ive been telling em to pretty much everyone i know hehe

    keep em coming !


  • #40
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    There is a bicycle outside the door. :)

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  • #41
    Catsmokinpot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    omg my eyes are bleading please make it stop


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  • #42
    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    riiiight


  • #43
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    How do you know if there are TWO elephants in your house ?


    The bicycle has a bent crossbar.


  • #44
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    If someone ever knocks on your door with a double barrel shotgun pointed at you, that will probably be me, dont forget to say hello before I recolour your wallpaper with your innards.


  • #45
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Originally posted by Pugsley
    If someone ever knocks on your door with a double barrel shotgun pointed at you, that will probably be me, dont forget to say hello before I recolour your wallpaper with your innards.

    Lol i think he's serious C'n M..:D


  • #46
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Long enough to reach the ground...


  • #47
    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    ok Capt'n Midnight, put down the elephant joke book and slowly make you're way te teh back entrance....hey!. . . hands where we can see them!:ninja:


  • #48
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Have you ever tried ironing one ?


  • #49
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    :mad:
    nuff said.ur second thread with ridiculous joke...gotta admire ur spirit though:)


  • #50
    MrNuked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    It's better than that Irish optimism one that people thought was funny but wasn't.


  • #51
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Would you cut out those elephant jokes there not funny, they belong in all things retro not humor. :mad: :mad:


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