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Elephant Jokes

  • 16-05-2003 08:51PM
    #1
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,922 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    anything you like !
    he won't hear you


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,155 ✭✭✭ykt0di9url7bc3


    I want my 45 seconds back biatch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    SearrarD,
    hahahahahahaha
    I still thought it was funneh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    I want my 45 seconds back biatch


    it took you 45 secs to read that ??????

    anyhow riased a smile


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,155 ✭✭✭ykt0di9url7bc3


    Timer

    Click

    Load

    Read

    Cringe

    Click

    Bitch

    Post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    You just wasted another 45 seconds posting your explanation, he now owe's you a minute and a half :rolleyes:


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,922 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    'cos they've two left feet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Make the bad man stop.... please

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    *cringe* oh my............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    jokes (like that) make baby jesus cry! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,097 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    haha i thought it was funny ! and reading posts is optional biatch !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    roflmao


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,922 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    a dead elephant.

    [original joke edited out :p ]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    i ..... dont get it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,500 ✭✭✭Fabritzo


    Good, you haven't been polluted then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭phaxx


    It took an hour, but it finally clicked. Ugh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    whats with you and these crappy elephant jokes recently? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    WTF....Me's lost totally lost!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    die a slow and very painfull death.....:D

    Where can you find a dog with no legs?

    Right where you left him(unless on a hill were he will have rolled away)!!!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    What is with all the elephant joke's although that one was one of the better one's!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Click Here :rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,922 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Elephants don't usually fall off the end of your fork.

    Note: a single strand is called a - spagetto :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    make it stop !!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    bad jokes make baby tellox cry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Ban him please, at least for a year or two.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    WHY DO YOU TORMENT US....What have we done to deserve this torture????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    What have we done in a past life? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,666 ✭✭✭Imposter


    I think someone must have got a new book:
    "The worst elephant jokes ever... Volume 2"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 PacO


    funniest joke I've ever heard... now, where did I put my medication.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    Originally posted by de5p0i1er
    Ban him please, at least for a year or two.

    agreed, two atleast for making us all go through this! :)


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