Elephant Jokes

[Iramus] · 20-05-2003 07:46PM

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
Note: a single strand is called a - spagetto :P [/B]

lool:D

[Iramus] · 20-05-2003 07:49PM

what has the humour board ever done to you?ww)

de5p0i1er · 21-05-2003 01:23AM

Make the bad man stop.

Catsmokinpot · 21-05-2003 02:50AM

i dont get it

Catsmokinpot · 21-05-2003 02:52AM

oh wait now i get it!

it wasnt funny though

ozt9vdujny3srf · 21-05-2003 03:24AM

very good :P

Give that man a poat on the back

swalsh · 21-05-2003 01:41PM

my dear god. can he get banned for posting such a s*** joke

pyure · 21-05-2003 02:15PM

these are ****in hilarious :-)
ive been telling em to pretty much everyone i know hehe

keep em coming !

Capt'n Midnight · 21-05-2003 06:35PM

There is a bicycle outside the door.

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Catsmokinpot · 21-05-2003 06:45PM

omg my eyes are bleading please make it stop

[Iramus] · 21-05-2003 07:03PM

riiiight

Capt'n Midnight · 21-05-2003 08:50PM

How do you know if there are TWO elephants in your house ?

The bicycle has a bent crossbar.

Pugsley · 21-05-2003 08:59PM

If someone ever knocks on your door with a double barrel shotgun pointed at you, that will probably be me, dont forget to say hello before I recolour your wallpaper with your innards.

hells angels · 22-05-2003 11:23AM

Originally posted by Pugsley
If someone ever knocks on your door with a double barrel shotgun pointed at you, that will probably be me, dont forget to say hello before I recolour your wallpaper with your innards.

Lol i think he's serious C'n M..:D

Capt'n Midnight · 22-05-2003 06:07PM

Long enough to reach the ground...

[Iramus] · 22-05-2003 08:34PM

ok Capt'n Midnight, put down the elephant joke book and slowly make you're way te teh back entrance....hey!. . . hands where we can see them!:ninja:

Capt'n Midnight · 23-05-2003 04:02PM

Have you ever tried ironing one ?

Sauron · 23-05-2003 08:13PM

:mad:
nuff said.ur second thread with ridiculous joke...gotta admire ur spirit though:)

MrNuked · 24-05-2003 12:23AM

It's better than that Irish optimism one that people thought was funny but wasn't.

de5p0i1er · 24-05-2003 06:54AM

Would you cut out those elephant jokes there not funny, they belong in all things retro not humor. :mad: :mad:

de5p0i1er · 24-05-2003 07:08AM

You should be banned for making all those bad jokes in a row.

MrNuked · 24-05-2003 12:26PM

I saw the suject and I thought "It's either going to say 'deaf' or 'nothing, he can't hear you'". Some strange desire to validate my pessimistic view of the world caused me to open it anyway.
I want my 45 seconds back too. And the 30 seconds it took me to type this. We're all going to die you know.

MrNuked · 24-05-2003 12:38PM

sigh
I thought "He's going to say 'A dead elephant' isn't he"
Then I thought "Ah it could be something new. Something like 'a table'.You never know"
sigh

MrNuked · 24-05-2003 12:44PM

You know that form of torture where they tie you up and leave a tap dripping on your head?

Pigman II · 24-05-2003 12:56PM

*tumbleweed*

David Robinson · 24-05-2003 12:58PM

Half a spider?

[Iramus] · 24-05-2003 04:01PM

Originally posted by MrNuked
It's better than that Irish optimism one that people thought was funny but wasn't.

hey! best joke i heard in ages

El Marco · 24-05-2003 06:27PM

What do you say to an elephant with no ears?

Anything you want, he can't hear you

Capt'n Midnight · 25-05-2003 12:57AM

Find a phone box - make a trunk call and reverse the charge..

oeNeo · 25-05-2003 07:52PM

Mark you mong, that's the joke at the start of this thread.

Cool jokes btw

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