Treat 'em Mean & Keep 'em Keen!

PatLam

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Its not that the love vanished. It was never there for that "month"

The blokes just got bored fuking the same piece of meat.

That's possible...But it's also due to the fact that people often notice that no one is perfect. And split because of a stupid detail, some unimportant stuff, a different point of view...

And by the way, Mercury_Tilt, there are some "pieces of meat" that manage not to bore their lovers...

The Corinthian

Originally posted by PatLam
And by the way, Mercury_Tilt, there are some "pieces of meat" that manage not to bore their lovers...

Nah, they do... but if a guy loves the woman in question, he won't mind too much. Or he'll look elsewhere for a diversion - that works too.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by The Corinthian
Nah, they do... but if a guy loves the woman in question, he won't mind too much. Or he'll look elsewhere for a diversion - that works too.

if its a good relationship, he might ask her to put on a buffy the vampire slayer face mask

Typedef

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
if its a good relationship, he might ask her to put on a buffy the vampire slayer face mask

Or he might ask her to let him call her "Alice"... his first girlfriend... during "the act".

Sign of a healthy relationship is that.

bug

The blokes just got bored fuking the same piece of meat

In your case if you keep making comments like that a plate of warm liver is all you'll be f**king in the future I suspect.

patch

Originally posted by bug
In your case if you keep making comments like that a plate of warm liver is all you'll be f**king in the future I suspect.

Tsk...You have to put the warm liver in a jam jar. :rolleyes:

The Corinthian

Originally posted by bug
In your case if you keep making comments like that a plate of warm liver is all you'll be f**king in the future I suspect.

Actually I like liver.

To eat, that is.

Having said that, a plate of liver won't look to be cuddled afterwords either.

Sorry. Too many images. Not good.

bug

Tsk...You have to put the warm liver in a jam jar.

How do you heat it? I mean..if you overcook it........?

Gordon

/considering moving thread to Food & Drink...

Mercury_Tilt

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The Corinthian

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
microwaving some beatroot is as close as Ive come to that tbh.

Not unlike sex with a Swede, I suppose...

Mercury_Tilt

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The Corinthian

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Only Swedes cool off quicker.

Those frosty Scandinavians...

Mercury_Tilt

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patch

Originally posted by bug
How do you heat it? I mean..if you overcook it........?

The beauty of a microwave is that it heats from the inside out.
I would reccomend placing the COLD liver into jar, then heating in microwave for no longer than 45 secs.

Mercury_Tilt

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WhiteWashMan

but we digress.....

Gordon

Ehh, stick to the topic guys or I'm handing out bannings. Thanks.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Gordon
/considering moving thread to Food & Drink...

here gordie, are you going to ban yourself first?

Gordon

Just to clarify, I'll say this one more time.

Keep on topic, or I'll be handing out bannings.

Thanks.

Memnoch

"Its not that the love vanished. It was never there for that "month"

The blokes just got bored fuking the same piece of meat."

this is the true guide to everlasting love and happiness peeps, pls take note
/end sarcasm

Nevyn

bloody hell it takes two to tango and two to keep it intresting and diverting,
why expect them to keep you entrained, it works both ways.

and well if she's getting lax make sure she does her excerises

Mercury_Tilt

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fisty

Use their own witchcraft right back at them.

Mind-games in the early stages of a relationship have to be played by both parties.

The women invented this type of **** and look how successful its been on men in creating infatuation.

My advice is embrace this type of behaviour and turn it back on them.

Let em wait for phonecalls, seem distracted, switch from hot to cold etc...

They'll be eating out of your hand in no time.

Wolf

Originally posted by Thaed
and well if she's getting lax make sure she does her excerises

Exercises? Does this mean girls can do stuff to keep themslevs.... errr... un .... you know tight?

Wolf

Originally posted by Zascar
OK, why is this so true when it comes to women? The one thing that I am constantly told when I talking to female friends about my approach to women is that I am "Too Nice"! WHAT! All women talk about is how they "want to meet a nice guy..." I'm the nicest guy your gonna meet, and believe me its not true...

A lot of guys I know treat women like shiit and have little or no respect form them, and they get loads of women. I think the majority of women are Stupid! They go for exactly what they know they should not have. Ask 100 women to tell you about what they look for in a man, and then look at their past boyfriends, and I'm sure the results will be very different.

If I like a woman I can only be a gentleman and treat her with the utmost respect. I simply can't treat a woman 'badly' - apart from friendly slagging etc - but i'm fighting a loosing battle. Apparantly I cross the 'friendship line' far too quickly, and I have gained a lot of great female friends this way. Now I have enough friends - I want a girlfriend!

I would like to know what you guys (and girls) think about this... Why are (most) women like this, and how can I get around it?

This is very true as I have treaded both lines but allways come back to been the nice guy at the end of the day. I get all kinds of ****, "like your too nice" and "Id only end up hurting you". The only thing I can say to you is stick with it.

I have found as I have gotten older, women have begun to like the nice guy more and more. I have stayed (more or less) true to my nice guy beginning and while between the ages of 16 to 21ish I did have a lot of success I often have plentty of success now (well actually LOADS of success please dont slag me). Also, alot of the girls I used to like when I was younger and they all went out with dickheads are all running after me now.

So my point is respect women and allways treat them with dignity and you will get what you deserve in the end.

Nevyn

Originally posted by Wolf
Exercises? Does this mean girls can do stuff to keep themslevs.... errr... un .... you know tight?

Yes






http://www.kegel-exercise.com/vaginal_tightening.html

Zascar

Originally posted by Wolf
This is very true as I have treaded both lines but allways come back to been the nice guy at the end of the day.

I have found as I have gotten older, women have begun to like the nice guy more and more. I have stayed (more or less) true to my nice guy beginning and while between the ages of 16 to 21ish I did have a lot of success I often have plentty of success now (well actually LOADS of success please dont slag me). Also, alot of the girls I used to like when I was younger and they all went out with dickheads are all running after me now.

So my point is respect women and allways treat them with dignity and you will get what you deserve in the end.

Ahh, how nice.... cheers babe

smiles

See, like I posted in a link in the what do women want in men thread, lots of guys tend to blame themselves not getting a girl on being a nice guy, whereas the problem is actually the fact that they're idiots. Treating girls mean doesn't get them in general.

Then again, the things with nice guys is that there're all pricks at the end of the day.

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Wolf

^^ thats bollox. I never treated any girl badly

Well once and as a result I never treated another one badly. I hope