First Line

Gangsta

Ok guys n' gals, lets here the best line u can come up with when meeting a new guy or gal.

Blitzkrieger

Hello?

Duffman

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick!"


"Do you live in a wood? Because you are a FOX!"



The list goes on............ I'll stop there....:)


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smiles

:rolleyes: Come back when you have a personal issue greater than loving to see your name in print.

/me bumps this over to Monty

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DeadBankClerk

A/S/L?

Rnger

"Ya look pregnent, are ya?

Riamfada

Did it hurt when you fell out of the ugly tree and landed in my dreams?

Karl Hungus

Chat-up lines are such fickle things...

Last girl I was with just started shouting abuse at me from down the road, and it went from there...

But for the sake of dumbass chat up lines, how about 'Do you use Mr. Sheen on your pants? Because I can see my face in them!'

azezil

"hey you sleep with me"

seems to work cause i is pretty

Gordon

A/D/S/L?

Big Chief

personally think chat up lines are pretty cheesy and never really work..

but anyway for the sake of the thread..

'is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven'

QBall

"You'll do"

(May need added drunken leering)

Seaneh

"That dress will look great on my bedroom floor"

"How about a shag and a pizza" *(smack in face)* "What, you don't like pizza?"


"So do you want your egg sunny side up?"






p.s. I never use chat up lines!

Irish_Ranger_IR

Fancy a shag ?

no!

well.... would you lie down so I can have one !!!

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Here's 20 cents, call your mother you've pulled.

Hi there !! ( To Babe)

hi ( to u)

Any chance I can shoot my monkey custard on your face ???

the fnj

I may not be the best looking guy in this bar but I'm the only one talking to you. (my personal favourite)



Guy talking to a girl.

Guy- If I saw you naked I'd probably die happy.

Gal- If I saw you naked I'd probably die laughing.

Guy- Well as long as your body is warm when I **** you.

bug

A bloke said to me that he had spent all day cleaning his bedroom and wanted me to see it, when I laughed and said thanks but I'm not really interested-
he told me he had actually spent all day cleaning his room because his mother had threathened to throw him out of the house.... funny guy.

Wolf

"Fucck me if im wrong but is your name Gretchin?"


Although, honestly I always find its not what you say its how you say it. It can be the cheesyist line in the world but if they believe you it come to popa

edit

I just remember another great one
"lets play army......Ill lie down and you blow my brains out "

the Guru

Never mind chat up lines

Go Fat Early to beat the Rush at the end of the night

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

lol, a great philosophy in life guru

Irish_Ranger_IR

Originally posted by the Guru
Never mind chat up lines

Go Fat Early to beat the Rush at the end of the night

Deadly !!!!!

Wolf

Originally posted by Gangsta
Ok guys n' gals, lets here the best line u can come up with when meeting a new guy or gal.

Iv just noticed that no ladies have repied to this thread......hmm.

Probably due to the fact that there lines are things like "I'm drunk" and things like " Id love a shag tonite".

Irish_Ranger_IR

Well maybe the Girls who these lines would work on, may not be the the type that frequent here !!

MAYBE :cool:



If you are the type PM me !!!!!;)

bug

I'm a girl!!!

I'm thinking of putting that up as my sig.

Why does everyone think I'm a boy.

Space Coyote

I never use chat-up lines. I usually just evil-stare at a chick til she cries then jump on her face to shut her up

but heres some guaranteed to get you a slap

Are those real?
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Excuse me. I'm about to masturbate and need a name to put to the face!
Wow, you're beautiful! Hang on though...can you cook?
Hey baby, can I wrap your legs around my head and use you as a feed-bag?
Could you do me a favour? Get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut!

:eek:

po0k

Originally posted by QBall
"You'll do"

(May need added drunken leering)

Excellent

Mad_Patrick

I used this once and it actually worked:
"Nice ass, can I use it as a hat?"
But the most popular one is:
"You wanna make out?"
I don't use chat up lines any more but maybe I should start again, good for a laugh even if you don't get the chick.

Wolf

Originally posted by bug
I'm a girl!!!

I'm thinking of putting that up as my sig.

Why does everyone think I'm a boy.

Ah bugs a girl boy that sure explains alot

would this one work on you

with tacky type pose "Give me some suger baby!" :ninja:

Space Coyote

Has anyone ever tried Joey's classic line from Friends ?

Hey, how you doin' ?... (said in Italian-American accent)

I'd say it's guaranteed to work

Amz

Guy to Girl:"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

patch

Sid the sexist from years ago: Do ya like fruit love? cos mines a Fvckin' peach!!!

CuLT

Originally posted by Amz
Guy to Girl:"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

That how Mr. J got you? .

Amz

No comment....

Tusky

if you were a snot id pick you first

Space Coyote

thats a bit sick tusky...how about this one

Guy to Girl: Hi, I was talking to your friend over there and she said that you were desperate and easy

Jebus that would cause quite a fracas

Duffman

"Wanna go halves on a bastard?" teehee

Wolf

"Wow, your legs are good, like words and I want to spead the good word"

Ninja :ninja:

Crucifix

"I'm lost, can you take me home"

"Wanna ****, or should I apologise?"

monument

Originally posted by bug
I'm a girl!!!

I'm thinking of putting that up as my sig.

Why does everyone think I'm a boy.

After all on the last page you did say "A bloke said to me..."

Just for fun I must start using chat up lines. About the only time I’ve used them before is when I was talking to this girl and started making fun of someone who was chatting up her friend with a chat up line.

smiles

Em i've had "wanna play army? i sit on you then you blow me away...."


actually last.... sunday morning a fella turns to me and says "so why on earth did you give up modelling to be here?" i'm looking at him blankly before my mate turns and says: "you know thats one of the worst chap up lines i;ve ever heard." and all of a sudden i realised it was meant to be a chat up line, didnt work tho, was already on my way to a house party.

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Gordon

I told someone she looked like Liv Tyler (she really did) and she had heard it all before. I then told her twin sister "hey y'know who you look like?"
"Yea Liv Tyler?"
"No Ronnie Barker."

It didn't work, but I think that is because they were leaving anyway.. *ahem*.

bug

with tacky type pose "Give me some suger baby!"

I take things quite literally so I'd probably just give you some of the packets of the mouldy sugar I carry around with me in my bag....hate when you get a cuppa in a cafe and theres no sugar...

DMT

Originally posted by smiles
Em i've had "wanna play army? i sit on you then you blow me away...."

That sounds better like this:
"Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me."

Then there's:

"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

Lump

Its all fun and games when I get hammered in England..... I've got the accent..... all I need to do is talk and its a sure thing..... but Ooooooohhhhhhhhh Nooooooooo I've used them all....


"You're like a beautiful flower" said in a dodgy greek accent.
"Hey how you doin" ala Joey
"If you were a Mc' Donalds meal, you'd be a Mc' Nice Ass (Mc' Beautiful, Mc' Fine chick etc)"
"Did you hear about the Ten tonne Polar bear, you didnt? Oh will at least it broke the ice!" Most people dont get that one.


There are more, I can't remember them now, but god knows when I'm drunk they all just jump out of my brain and flash in huge letter across my face.....

Oh I have also sung at the top of my voice to a barmaid in a packed bar trying to swoon her........ it kinda worked....


John

TomTom

Originally posted by Tusky
if you were a snot id pick you first

I'm still laughing at that one, seriousley i am. I remember once in the palace in dublin I went up to the bar (pissed) beside a girl and asked the bar man for my round and a drink for the lady. She turned around thanked me and we started chatting. I paid for the drinks and she said goodbye. Bitch, If your listning I want my money back i'm a bloody student.

I scored an easier way that night, looked around at all the groups of women and looked for the girl in the group that was getting hit on the lease (not the ugly one) and then proceeded to try and chat to herand bump into her as often as I could. It worked.

anyway on with the topic.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night.
Does you mother do a good fry in the morning?
Your clothers would go well with my floor.
Get your coat, your pulled.

Wolf

Go up to a girl (the unamorus one) and say "hey you want Dance?"

Girl (begin Unamorus) say " Yeah sure"

You say "well **** off then and dance I want to score your mate."

Wolf

Originally posted by bug
I take things quite literally so I'd probably just give you some of the packets of the mouldy sugar I carry around with me in my bag....hate when you get a cuppa in a cafe and theres no sugar...

Why you sweet enuf as it is.

lyonsy

guy: "you wanna dance??"

girl: "huh, not with you, sunshine"

guy: "you must have misheard me i said: you look fat in those pants!!"

Dustaz

"I bet your daddy was a drug dealer cos you so dope"

ba-dum tch.


Convoluted lines like that are usually ****ing ****e tbh, i look to jackie brown for inspiration..

Guy: "hey jackie, how you doing"

Girl: "Im fine"

Guy: *pause* "yes, you are"

thats pretty smooth

Doodee

Originally posted by [-UK-]Wolf
Ah bugs a girl boy that sure explains alot

would this one work on you

with tacky type pose "Give me some suger baby!" :ninja:

I've done that, but with actual sugar packets in my pocket

No, one of my favourites is
Guy: "20 Ton Penguin"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "Well, how else was i supposed to break the ice"


tbh, she should never reveal your sekrits


OOO another one!


Guy: Are You Irish?
Girl: No
Guy: Would you like some irish in ya

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Guy: Your eyes are like wrenches
Girl: Why
Guy: Cause everytime i look into them my nuts tighten

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And going on what Aw said
Guy: Is that a mirror in your pocket or do i just see myself in your pants?

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dunno if this was already said
Guy walks up to a girl
"Hey, your not the Prettiest girl in the pub, but im the only one talking to ya"


then again, u could just give em the wink and the gun.

The Corinthian

“Would you object if I attempted to seduce you? Oh... and can I buy you a drink while you think on that?”

Kai

U : wanna dance ?
Her : No !
U : wanna bale of hay ?
Her : no ???
U : well your the first cow in here ive seen refuse a bale of hay.


Not exactly a chat up line but it makes ya feel better when ya get turned down

for all u dubs
hay = something cows eat