First Line

Amz · 24-04-2003 05:25PM

No comment....

Tusky · 24-04-2003 05:44PM

if you were a snot id pick you first

Space Coyote · 24-04-2003 06:00PM

thats a bit sick tusky...how about this one

Guy to Girl: Hi, I was talking to your friend over there and she said that you were desperate and easy

Jebus that would cause quite a fracas

Duffman · 24-04-2003 06:01PM

"Wanna go halves on a bastard?" teehee

Wolf · 24-04-2003 06:03PM

"Wow, your legs are good, like words and I want to spead the good word"

Ninja :ninja:

Crucifix · 24-04-2003 07:46PM

"I'm lost, can you take me home"

"Wanna ****, or should I apologise?"

monument · 24-04-2003 08:31PM

Originally posted by bug
I'm a girl!!!

I'm thinking of putting that up as my sig.

Why does everyone think I'm a boy.

After all on the last page you did say "A bloke said to me..."

Just for fun I must start using chat up lines. About the only time I’ve used them before is when I was talking to this girl and started making fun of someone who was chatting up her friend with a chat up line.

smiles · 24-04-2003 09:19PM

Em i've had "wanna play army? i sit on you then you blow me away...."

actually last.... sunday morning a fella turns to me and says "so why on earth did you give up modelling to be here?" i'm looking at him blankly before my mate turns and says: "you know thats one of the worst chap up lines i;ve ever heard." and all of a sudden i realised it was meant to be a chat up line, didnt work tho, was already on my way to a house party.

<< Fio >>

Gordon · 24-04-2003 09:48PM

I told someone she looked like Liv Tyler (she really did) and she had heard it all before. I then told her twin sister "hey y'know who you look like?"
"Yea Liv Tyler?"
"No Ronnie Barker."

It didn't work, but I think that is because they were leaving anyway.. *ahem*.

bug · 24-04-2003 11:48PM

with tacky type pose "Give me some suger baby!"

I take things quite literally so I'd probably just give you some of the packets of the mouldy sugar I carry around with me in my bag....hate when you get a cuppa in a cafe and theres no sugar...

DMT · 25-04-2003 12:14AM

Originally posted by smiles
Em i've had "wanna play army? i sit on you then you blow me away...."

That sounds better like this:
"Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me."

Then there's:

"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

Lump · 25-04-2003 12:22AM

Its all fun and games when I get hammered in England..... I've got the accent..... all I need to do is talk and its a sure thing..... but Ooooooohhhhhhhhh Nooooooooo I've used them all....

"You're like a beautiful flower" said in a dodgy greek accent.
"Hey how you doin" ala Joey
"If you were a Mc' Donalds meal, you'd be a Mc' Nice Ass (Mc' Beautiful, Mc' Fine chick etc)"
"Did you hear about the Ten tonne Polar bear, you didnt? Oh will at least it broke the ice!" Most people dont get that one.

There are more, I can't remember them now, but god knows when I'm drunk they all just jump out of my brain and flash in huge letter across my face.....

Oh I have also sung at the top of my voice to a barmaid in a packed bar trying to swoon her........ it kinda worked....

John

TomTom · 25-04-2003 02:10AM

Originally posted by Tusky
if you were a snot id pick you first

I'm still laughing at that one, seriousley i am. I remember once in the palace in dublin I went up to the bar (pissed) beside a girl and asked the bar man for my round and a drink for the lady. She turned around thanked me and we started chatting. I paid for the drinks and she said goodbye. Bitch, If your listning I want my money back i'm a bloody student.

I scored an easier way that night, looked around at all the groups of women and looked for the girl in the group that was getting hit on the lease (not the ugly one) and then proceeded to try and chat to herand bump into her as often as I could. It worked.

anyway on with the topic.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night.
Does you mother do a good fry in the morning?
Your clothers would go well with my floor.
Get your coat, your pulled.

Wolf · 25-04-2003 11:33AM

Go up to a girl (the unamorus one) and say "hey you want Dance?"

Girl (begin Unamorus) say " Yeah sure"

You say "well **** off then and dance I want to score your mate."

Wolf · 25-04-2003 01:18PM

Originally posted by bug
I take things quite literally so I'd probably just give you some of the packets of the mouldy sugar I carry around with me in my bag....hate when you get a cuppa in a cafe and theres no sugar...

Why you sweet enuf as it is.

lyonsy · 26-04-2003 11:19AM

guy: "you wanna dance??"

girl: "huh, not with you, sunshine"

guy: "you must have misheard me i said: you look fat in those pants!!"

Dustaz · 26-04-2003 11:28AM

"I bet your daddy was a drug dealer cos you so dope"

ba-dum tch.

Convoluted lines like that are usually ****ing ****e tbh, i look to jackie brown for inspiration..

Guy: "hey jackie, how you doing"

Girl: "Im fine"

Guy: *pause* "yes, you are"

thats pretty smooth

Doodee · 26-04-2003 11:41AM

Originally posted by [-UK-]Wolf
Ah bugs a girl boy that sure explains alot

would this one work on you

with tacky type pose "Give me some suger baby!" :ninja:

I've done that, but with actual sugar packets in my pocket

No, one of my favourites is
Guy: "20 Ton Penguin"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "Well, how else was i supposed to break the ice"

tbh, she should never reveal your sekrits

OOO another one!

Guy: Are You Irish?
Girl: No
Guy: Would you like some irish in ya

Guy: Your eyes are like wrenches
Girl: Why
Guy: Cause everytime i look into them my nuts tighten

And going on what Aw said
Guy: Is that a mirror in your pocket or do i just see myself in your pants?

dunno if this was already said
Guy walks up to a girl
"Hey, your not the Prettiest girl in the pub, but im the only one talking to ya"

then again, u could just give em the wink and the gun.

The Corinthian · 26-04-2003 03:55PM

“Would you object if I attempted to seduce you? Oh... and can I buy you a drink while you think on that?”

Kai · 26-04-2003 04:27PM

U : wanna dance ?
Her : No !
U : wanna bale of hay ?
Her : no ???
U : well your the first cow in here ive seen refuse a bale of hay.

Not exactly a chat up line but it makes ya feel better when ya get turned down

for all u dubs
hay = something cows eat

Blitzkrieger · 27-04-2003 01:12AM

On a related note.....

I remember the host on the Live Floor Show (Colin something) talking about how women flirt :

"We know all women's little flirting tricks. The flick of the hair, the flash of a smile, the eyes meeting accross a crowded room. While a man flirts by standing beside her looking at his shoes all night before going home and **** furiously."

The Gopher · 27-04-2003 01:29AM

LOL Blitzkreiger:D
Here is one I like
"You`re so beautiful you should be in porno films"
Gesture your finger to a girl in order to make her walk over to you.When she asks what you want say
"I wondered how long Id have to use my finger before you would come"
Hyooooooo!
To be used when drunk
"Fancy a shag?"
"No"
"So wha,your fcukin ugly anyway"
I once had said to me
"Are you wearing spacepants cos your ass is out of this world"
I personally wouldnt use it.Though it worked for her:D
"I aint Fred Flintstone but i can sure make the bedrock!"
If you drive a truck......
"Do you know of anywhere round here where I can deposit my load?"
Wear a T Shirt that says Smile If You Find Me Attractive.Then proceed to harass the girls all night who laughed in spite of the fact they dont want to shag you.
"You might as well shag me as Ive told everybody we already have"
"I lost my phone number-can I have yours?"
Or maybe
"Ive lost my virginity,can I take yours?"

honeymonster · 27-04-2003 12:04PM

Wot about "How much?"

That might work although u'd have to be fairly drunk or brave to try it.

ps, wear a cup

lyonsy · 28-04-2003 09:11AM

" are you the bakers daughter, cos you've a nice pair of buns"

"lets fist again like we did last summer"

[Iramus] · 28-04-2003 07:23PM

LOL Blitzkreiger
lamest ones ever, my mate uses for the laugh and to be a sad lame reject of sorts:

"you like...stuff?" (ralph from simpsons)

another one: This is just for a laugh

"you want me, i can tell"
*slaps him!*
"......so my place or yours"

:ninja:
(i know he should've be taken out back and shot a long time ago)

Mercury_Tilt · 28-04-2003 08:35PM

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Sarky · 28-04-2003 09:11PM

A friend has had the experience of saying, while in a conversation over lunch, "Incidentally, I find you incredibly attractive and cannot see you any other way besides naked. You want another scone, or shall we hit the doughnuts?"

Or something very close to that. I believe he did NOT get a smack for his troubles.

monument · 28-04-2003 09:43PM

Mer...

You’re a legend! I'm going to try that this weekend.

Irish_Ranger_IR · 29-04-2003 09:20AM

Man to Bird.....

Bloke - Hi..Can I ask you a question?
Bird - Yea!
Bloke - would you sleep with me for a million quid?
Bird - I would....
Bloke - Then would you sleep with me for 5 quid?
Bird - What do you take me for?
Bloke - Well we have already established what you are! We are now negotiating a price.

Winston Churchill.

hells angels · 29-04-2003 09:51AM

Guy- See my friend over there he was wondering would you be with me!!

I have got so many chicks with that one...so dont phuck it up on me!

And one for if you get blown out......

Guy- Your pretty...
Girl-Fúck off..
Guy-Dont interupt....your pretty ugly ya fat bítch..

He He

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