First Line

Gangsta · 24-04-2003 01:40AM #1

Ok guys n' gals, lets here the best line u can come up with when meeting a new guy or gal.

Blitzkrieger · 24-04-2003 01:54AM

Hello?

Duffman · 24-04-2003 01:54AM

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick!"

"Do you live in a wood? Because you are a FOX!"

The list goes on............ I'll stop there....:)

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smiles · 24-04-2003 02:03AM

:rolleyes: Come back when you have a personal issue greater than loving to see your name in print.

/me bumps this over to Monty

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DeadBankClerk · 24-04-2003 02:13AM

A/S/L?

Rnger · 24-04-2003 03:34AM

"Ya look pregnent, are ya?

Riamfada · 24-04-2003 03:41AM

Did it hurt when you fell out of the ugly tree and landed in my dreams?

Karl Hungus · 24-04-2003 04:32AM

Chat-up lines are such fickle things...

Last girl I was with just started shouting abuse at me from down the road, and it went from there...

But for the sake of dumbass chat up lines, how about 'Do you use Mr. Sheen on your pants? Because I can see my face in them!'

azezil · 24-04-2003 10:57AM

"hey you sleep with me"

seems to work cause i is pretty

Gordon · 24-04-2003 11:25AM

A/D/S/L?

Big Chief · 24-04-2003 11:29AM

personally think chat up lines are pretty cheesy and never really work..

but anyway for the sake of the thread..

'is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven'

QBall · 24-04-2003 11:55AM

"You'll do"

(May need added drunken leering)

Seaneh · 24-04-2003 12:11PM

"That dress will look great on my bedroom floor"

"How about a shag and a pizza" *(smack in face)* "What, you don't like pizza?"

"So do you want your egg sunny side up?"

p.s. I never use chat up lines!

Irish_Ranger_IR · 24-04-2003 12:44PM

Fancy a shag ?

no!

well.... would you lie down so I can have one !!!

--

Here's 20 cents, call your mother you've pulled.

Hi there !! ( To Babe)

hi ( to u)

Any chance I can shoot my monkey custard on your face ???

the fnj · 24-04-2003 01:04PM

I may not be the best looking guy in this bar but I'm the only one talking to you. (my personal favourite)

Guy talking to a girl.

Guy- If I saw you naked I'd probably die happy.

Gal- If I saw you naked I'd probably die laughing.

Guy- Well as long as your body is warm when I **** you.

bug · 24-04-2003 01:11PM

A bloke said to me that he had spent all day cleaning his bedroom and wanted me to see it, when I laughed and said thanks but I'm not really interested-
he told me he had actually spent all day cleaning his room because his mother had threathened to throw him out of the house.... funny guy.

Wolf · 24-04-2003 01:16PM

"Fucck me if im wrong but is your name Gretchin?"

Although, honestly I always find its not what you say its how you say it. It can be the cheesyist line in the world but if they believe you it come to popa

edit

I just remember another great one
"lets play army......Ill lie down and you blow my brains out

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the Guru · 24-04-2003 01:29PM

Never mind chat up lines

Go Fat Early to beat the Rush at the end of the night

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 24-04-2003 01:33PM

lol, a great philosophy in life guru

Irish_Ranger_IR · 24-04-2003 02:11PM

Originally posted by the Guru
Never mind chat up lines

Go Fat Early to beat the Rush at the end of the night

Deadly !!!!!

Wolf · 24-04-2003 02:17PM

Originally posted by Gangsta
Ok guys n' gals, lets here the best line u can come up with when meeting a new guy or gal.

Iv just noticed that no ladies have repied to this thread......hmm.

Probably due to the fact that there lines are things like "I'm drunk" and things like " Id love a shag tonite".

Irish_Ranger_IR · 24-04-2003 02:30PM

Well maybe the Girls who these lines would work on, may not be the the type that frequent here !!

MAYBE :cool:

If you are the type PM me !!!!!;)

bug · 24-04-2003 02:44PM

I'm a girl!!!

I'm thinking of putting that up as my sig.

Why does everyone think I'm a boy.

Space Coyote · 24-04-2003 02:51PM

I never use chat-up lines. I usually just evil-stare at a chick til she cries then jump on her face to shut her up

but heres some guaranteed to get you a slap

Are those real?
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Excuse me. I'm about to masturbate and need a name to put to the face!
Wow, you're beautiful! Hang on though...can you cook?
Hey baby, can I wrap your legs around my head and use you as a feed-bag?
Could you do me a favour? Get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut!

:eek:

po0k · 24-04-2003 03:16PM

Originally posted by QBall
"You'll do"

(May need added drunken leering)

Excellent

Mad_Patrick · 24-04-2003 04:06PM

I used this once and it actually worked:
"Nice ass, can I use it as a hat?"
But the most popular one is:
"You wanna make out?"
I don't use chat up lines any more but maybe I should start again, good for a laugh even if you don't get the chick.

Wolf · 24-04-2003 04:11PM

Originally posted by bug
I'm a girl!!!

I'm thinking of putting that up as my sig.

Why does everyone think I'm a boy.

Ah bugs a girl

boy that sure explains alot

would this one work on you

with tacky type pose "Give me some suger baby!"

:ninja:

Space Coyote · 24-04-2003 04:21PM

Has anyone ever tried Joey's classic line from Friends ?

Hey, how you doin' ?... (said in Italian-American accent)

I'd say it's guaranteed to work

Amz · 24-04-2003 04:40PM

Guy to Girl:"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

patch · 24-04-2003 04:52PM

Sid the sexist from years ago: Do ya like fruit love? cos mines a Fvckin' peach!!!

CuLT · 24-04-2003 05:20PM

Originally posted by Amz
Guy to Girl:"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

That how Mr. J got you?

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