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Ever wanted to be a ninja?

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    #362
    Weebo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Weebo


    Thats more like it!!!!


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    #363
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    ninjas do not use navy mp5

    shame


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    #364
    DMT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    Originally posted by GoneShootin
    ninjas do not use navy mp5

    shame
    Indeed.
    Any self-respecting Ninja would never use a firearm.
    If you want to be part of the NinjaLeague™ you must not look like an arab terrorist.

    :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:


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    #365
    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    I got in...


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    #366
    Barry Aldwell
    Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Originally posted by GoneShootin
    ninjas do not use navy mp5

    shame
    Indeed, we do not abhor any firearm that will not penetrate body armour at 100 feet.


    I'll see myself out


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    #367
    RopeDrink
    Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,599 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    After A Wild Night Bulmah'ing!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/AlcoNinja1.jpg

    Same reason!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/AlcoNinja2.jpg

    Managed to capture a law mangling Ninja - BuckFast is NOT allowed!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/buckfastNinja.jpg

    Dodgy Ninja, BlindSide Ninja and Some other Ninja - The Buddy Brigade!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/BuddyNinja.jpg

    BuckFast Ninja managed to escape - Yet with the help of Eircom Ninja, we managed to re-capture him!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/CaptureNinja.jpg

    We couldn't get rid of him! Even swords and knives didn't work on drunk Bucky Ninja!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/DisectNinja.jpg

    Bucky Ninja Changed his ways eventually, becoming the fearless Denim Granny Ninja!!!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/GrannyNinja.jpg

    Law Bringer Justice NINJAS!!!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/GroupNinja.jpg

    A picture caught of one of our previous ninja's job descriptions!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/GuitarNinja.jpg

    Another of his perverted hobbies - The Poor Spider...
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/InsectKillahNinja.jpg

    Job Done!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/ninja2.jpg

    The Amazing Sideways Ninja's!!!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/SidewayNinja.jpg

    The other amazing MegaSideway WindowSill Ninja!!!
    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/WindowSillNinja.jpg


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    #368
    DRakE
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    Christ, did you actually rig up a nunchuk like piece of wood with 2 harp cans on either end?


    Hardcore. :D


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    #369
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    Ropedrink,I tip my ninja star towards you.
    And Weebo, for shame. for , shame.
    Arm yourself with a smoke grenade, a numchuck, a ninja star or possibly another ninja weapon, and we will consider your entry into the ninja-league™


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    #370
    RopeDrink
    Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,599 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    Thank you my esteemed friend - It took many a drink, button press and moment of pure agonising pose before the way of the ninja slowly phased in and became au natural...

    I mean, one the way of the ninja was aquired, we deftly captured BuckFast ninja practically STRAIGHT after his bottle smashing escape... He's one mean mother... Literally... I mean, Granny Ninja ffs...

    Anyhow, great fun - I bow to you all.


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    #371
    BoobeR
    Registered Users Posts: 760 ✭✭✭BoobeR


    we have a katana and a ninja star at home, so i hid behind a couch in our house and jumped out at my mate , grabbed him from behind and pretended to cut his throat, tbh could have killed him but still mad laugh! :D i r clearly :ninja: :D funniest thing ever


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    #372
    Ry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,020 ✭✭✭Ry


    No Webcam but Ive got these links you'd prolly like. For laughs try the first and for more laughs theres stuff in the second, not to mention a clothing Line!! :)

    REAL ULTIMATE NINJA POWAR!1112

    Enter The Ninja


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    #373
    Panda
    Registered Users Posts: 2,615 ✭✭✭Panda


    Ropedrink, it appears that one of those "ninjas" has man boobs.

    http://members.boards.ie/ropedrink/DisectNinja.jpg

    that picture is more than a little disturbing........
    personally i blame that foul buckfast!


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    #374
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    damn the corrupting powers of buckfast!!!!


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    #375
    Señor Juárez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭Señor Juárez


    how can a ninja stalk with mam boobs?


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    #376
    BoobeR
    Registered Users Posts: 760 ✭✭✭BoobeR


    wonderbra


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    #377
    Vlad_Tepes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Vlad_Tepes


    why not?


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    #378
    passive
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    i wish to join the ninja league
    ....are there trials? or is simply being a ninja all that is required


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    #379
    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Tellox or Drake'll add you soon. Being a ninja (and not associated with KittenCake) is the only written requirement for membership.

    Then again, who am I to question the ways of the Ninja Mods? <DUN DUN DUN>


    ... I am sleepy. Why am I posting?


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    #380
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    thats a mighty fine Ninja Dildo Enforcer you have there passive


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    #381
    suppafly
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭suppafly


    and nice wallpaper too:D :D:D


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    #382
    passive
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    thats a mighty fine Ninja Dildo Enforcer you have there passive

    well...i was aiming for ninja sword

    but i can live with that *sheaths his dildo enforcer and goes off to stalk his foes...then...yeah...you see where this is going*


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    #383
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    Ninja Porn


    sweet


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    #384
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    There's money to be made out of this....
    *runs off to register www.ninjaporn.com *


    ...Now this I dont beleive,its already registered!!

    "
    Ned
    The
    NINJA
    The
    MOVIE
    Seventeen minutes of ninjary!
    "

    ...This should be fantastic.
    *starts downloading*


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    #385
    Deadwing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,918 ✭✭✭Deadwing


    Originally posted by passive
    well...i was aiming for ninja sword

    but i can live with that *sheaths his dildo enforcer and goes off to stalk his foes...then...yeah...you see where this is going*
    Tell the truth "passive" if that is in fact your real name which i know it isnt!!
    Its a ninja dildo, for ninja ****!!


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    #386
    Ry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,020 ✭✭✭Ry


    I only have a Mobile Phone Camera how do I get it onto the Intarweb???? I don't have a connection to my pc with it yet but is there another way?? Must get my ninja pics up and all that.

    Ry


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    #387
    neoB
    Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭neoB


    jaysus that looked fun i had to take a pic :D hiiiyaaaa *ahem* anyways....
    btw RopeDrink, well done.


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    #388
    urban Ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭urban Ninja


    Man,

    you ripped that from shaggy 2 dope in ICP. He shows all that stuff on the shaggy show on www.insaneclownposse.com

    Check out their song - Ninja


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    #389
    suppafly
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭suppafly


    Originally posted by neoB
    jaysus that looked fun i had to take a pic :D hiiiyaaaa *ahem* anyways....
    btw RopeDrink, well done.

    looks like u got some deadly ninja weapons there with them razor nails!!


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    #390
    shadow Ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭shadow Ninja


    Damn you ninjaleague!!

    You turned your backs on Urban Ninja just because he was from the ghetto and stood up to the bullies DeVore and ecksor.

    You are not ninja's but bitches with tee-shirts on your heads.

    Remember:

    Live by Honour. Kill by stealth!!


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    #391
    frood4t2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭frood4t2


    I couldn't resist any longer...

    Ninja Greg

    Fear teh X-Acto Knife!

    (I'd rather have just put the link to the picture up, but Geocities won't let me? Well whatever.)


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