Ever wanted to be a ninja?

smoke

I'm just postin about Angel Roms.com

It is the worst discussion Board eva and they dont like ninjas either!!!

I used to post there but have asked to be banned!

Check this out:

http://www.angelroms.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1779

Just look at El Wiseguys signature:
http://www.angelroms.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1632&perpage=15&pagenumber=4
And if you're not bothered looking for yourself, here it is:"I am better than Ninjas."

[Iramus]

Anyone remember this gem? Shadow warrior!



Lo wang was a fuppin hillarious ninja
heres some of his quotes for any ninja fans out there
(need sound)
lo wang quotes





LOL:ninja:

Panda

ninja is angered to have been caught on camera!
ninja even more angered that the picture has red-eye defect!
grrrr...

DriftingRain

Okay guys and gals. I got my new digital Camera so here I am...:ninja:

Tellox

Welcome to the ninja league.
and a quick side note, while searching for user "panda" in the mod panel, It turns out that "sexual harrassment panda" is a registered nick..

GoneShootin

Drifting Rain

I do not doubt that those nail could be classed as an elite NinjaWeapon.

If you saw OZ on TG4 last week youd know what I was on about

Señor Juárez

Originally posted by Tellox
Welcome to the ninja league.
and a quick side note, while searching for user "panda" in the mod panel, It turns out that "sexual harrassment panda" is a registered nick..

yeah, i was nearly going to reg with that nick at the beginning...
its from south park btw

DriftingRain

I do not doubt that those nail could be classed as an elite NinjaWeapon.

Just remember I have them if your bad I'll not stop at using them!!!:ninja: :ninja:

Don1

Just like that feisty chick in X2!!!!!

Sketch

The funniest (yet most cunning & evil) :ninja: in the world..
Lame i know... i know...

DriftingRain

If that came at me with those beaty little eyes I think I would be scared. Lame hat or not! He still looks scary:)

Tellox

GoneShootin

New Offical NinjaLeague Anthem

Don1

LOL Class tune! hehe

nesthead

u might not make it out, but im in my Ninjutsu suit, making me teh real N1NJ4!!1!

give_and_take

lol'y

i had to put my picture but i did it a long time ago. PHEER ME KNIFEE!!1

give_and_take

haha! theres a ninja smile :ninja: :ninja: what does ww) ww) mean? soemone with big eyelashes

DeVore

Originally posted by give_and_take
lol'y

i had to put my picture but i did it a long time ago. PHEER ME KNIFEE!!1

Its like some kinda cross between Sho Kusugi and Ali G....


DeV.

give_and_take

HAHA i like alig but I dont know sho kusugi! i will need to find out who my llookylike is! lol

suppafly

Ninja suppafly!

GoneShootin

aaaahhh !! its NinjaEmboss Attack....run aweh

Squall

Fear my ninja ehhhh wave type thing

(need to work on me karate chop)

suppafly

....and heres my fellow ninja buddy Ninja Piers! Pheer his flying kung fu kicks!!

Caesar_Bojangle

Ninja Caesar using the sacred art of ninja solarising only held by he

50Cent

this is the most stupid thing ive ever seen in my life...sad bastards!!!

No its not that i dont have a sense of humour...its just this is really un funny and a incredible waste of time.

woolymammoth

ya, we're happy for ya! nobody asked you to read the thread or
for your opinion so bugger off and waste your own precious time
somewhere else. knob.

lordsippa

12 click that bitch. He was causing trouble in the Games forum a week or two back and he's still at it. He's a troll and not even an amusing one at that.

... that or send his personal details <address, phone number, etc> to every ninja :ninja: ... ah go on Dev... pretty please?

LoBo

I think you ninjits might appreciate this : :ninja:

Pompey Magnus

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

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How To Hide Your Ninja Lifestyle From Your Co-Workers.

Recent negative portrayals in the American media have led to an unprecedented backlash in this country against your average, everyday, 9-to-5 ninja. As a result, many of us hardworking ninjas have been forced to go underground, hiding our heritage, our training and our very ways of life. If you find yourself in this position, here are a few helpful tips that will aid you in hiding the fact that you are a master of the black arts from your co-workers.


Step One: Solve Problems With Your Mind Instead Of Your Nunchakus
While nunchakus are a time-honoured tradition of dispute settlement among the ninja, their use is usually discouraged in the typical American office. The next time someone steals your stapler or eats your lunch from the office refrigerator, try saying a few friendly, but firm, words to them instead of smashing their skull with your nunchakus.


Step Two: Try Using Office Items For Their Intended Purposes
As you are well aware, one of the greatest skills of the ninja is the ability to turn any ordinary item into a lethal weapon. However, years of doing so can cause the practitioner to forget the uses that said items were created for in the first place. For instance, did you know that, as well as making a delightful eye stabbing and handcuff-unlocking tool, a paperclip can be used to hold groups of paper together? Were you aware that pens might be used to write messages on paper, as well as for projectile weapons?


Step Three: Cut Down On The Target Practice
While throwing shuriken (throwing stars for non-ninjas) at every moving object that happens by your desk is a highly esteemed tradition in most Shoaling office environments, the practice is considered rude in America. Work on your target practice in the privacy of your own home. Not only will your true identity remain concealed, you might even make more friends at your company!


Step Four: Instead Of A Smoke Bomb, Try Saying Goodbye
I know it's a hard habit to break, but it really isn't necessary to disappear every time you leave for the day or go to the bathroom. Instead, try saying "Goodbye" or one of the popular variations, like "See you later," before walking out the door. It's not as dramatic, but these are tough times for the American ninja, and we all must make sacrifices.


Step Five: Walk Through The Office
While using your ninja claws, foot spikes and grappling hooks to move throughout your office is surely the most graceful and efficient mode of transportation, it also happens to be a sure-fire way to alert your co-workers that you are a ninja. Try walking around on the floor, like everyone else. Remember that you needn't to sneak around either; watch how your co-workers walk and follow suit.


Step Six: When In America, Dress Like An American
While you would definitely feel more comfortable in a jet-black ninja jutte and two-toed Tabi boots, most ninjas find they are better able to blend into the typical American workplace when they wear shirts and ties. You won't be able to sneak up on your prey as easily, but then again, that is exactly the kind of behaviour you might be better off without.


Step Seven: Ritual Suicide Is A Big No-No
As a practitioner of the ancient art of ninjitsu, this one is going to be the toughest. The next time someone shames you by walking into the stall when you are having a bowel movement, or a rival company betters your boss in business, you must not commit ritual suicide. Though it goes against every instinct in your body, try simply getting drunk or being loud and irritable like most other Americans do.


Congratulations! If you have fully utilised all of these helpful tips, your co-workers probably have no idea that you are a ninja.
:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

Weebo

No...I got stuck on step 2.