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1. Who are you? Bubbles the boy wonder
2. What is your favourite you? Naked bubbles
3. How much do you love cheese? Alot
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Red Chedder
5. Do you have a foreskin? I also have a forehead
6. What is your favourite foreskin? Devores
7. What's your favourite number? 5
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? Pine
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Internet – cos there porn on it
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? black
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? Errrr birds are nice
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? Abducted by aliens, broght to their homeworld – lived there for 50 years, traveled back in time and came home
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? Kym Valantine
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? DeVore
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? Bedroom one
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? It involved a chicken, a hamster and some valaline
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? Egg
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? Hmmm noone makes Spam like Heinz
20. What's your favourite Python? The dead one
21. What's your favourite snake? Grass snake
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? dog
23. What's your favourite Martian? Typical Grey head yokes
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Whos he ?
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? III
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Bill
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? Who are you ?
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? Zip drive
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? I have so many its impossibe to choose
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hmmmmmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. And then god created bubbles
34. What's your favourite cult? Cult of the dead donkey
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? Fire, burn baby burn !
36. What's your favourite chant? Om nyom
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? Big pink flowers
38. What's your favourite cloud? CLOUD WARRIOR - OH MAN U WANA SEE HIS BUTT, TOTALLY W@NKABLE I TELLS YAH errr BRB - 10 mins later......... ohh i needed that
39. What's your favourite book of all time? War of the Worlds
40. What's your favourite isp? Esat !
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? The chicken and Egg of course
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? Pay bubbles money and u’ll go to heaven
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? Life = ?
44. What's your favourite mushroom? The one in super mario
45. WYFA? YMCA ?
46. What's your favourite favourite? The worlds real top 50 xxx passwords page
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? Good question.
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? Penis tru the heart
49. What's your favourite breakfast? Kellogs Start
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? Whats that ?
51. What's your favourite password? bubblesisasexgod
52. What's your favourite pin number? 4545
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? Paying taxes
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) B&H
55. What's your favourite stimulant? DeVores hot naked body
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) Vodka
57. What's your favourite jackeen? Taran
58. What's your favourite country? Ireland
59. What's your favourite county? Dublin
60. What's your favourite count? 1 2 3 etc
61. What's your favourite (unt? Demon
62. What's your favourite con? Save the bubbles foundation
63. What's your favourite co.? eircom :P
64. What's your favourite c? C
65. Where's Wally? Dunno where your wally is, but I’m holding mine right now.
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? 3 sexy virgins shaggin bubbles
67. What's your favourite car? My dads
68. What's your favourite band? Metallica
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Doggy
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? Tear gas
71. What's your favourite error message? Installation of Windows Complete.
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? hmmmm
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. /me sits still
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? the first one
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
76. What's your favourite girl band? Spice girls !
77. What's your favourite boy band? Metallica
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? 2nd July 1986
79. What's your favourite muppet? Hobbes
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? Ahhh yah know her, the one with the hair
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? Yellow submarine
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! Have none
83. What's your favourite lan? VexLan IV
84. What's your favourite network protocol? Execute c:\virus.exe
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? Clap on Clap off
86. What's your favourite operating system? Dos
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? !
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? Making ppl say “ I love you bubbles”
90. What's your favourite TD? hmmm
91. What's your favourite VD? hmmm
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? Dail ? wha, politics ? wha ? lower taxes wha ?
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? Re: Ali G and indigo i.p
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? My speeling is perfect
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? Telcordia
95. What's your favourite communist? Shinji – sexy body
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Nuke fallout
97. What's your favourite porn star? Am I expected to learn all their names now ?
98. Pervert.
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? Vanilla
100. Who's your Daddy? I’ve been asking my mother that for years - I'm sure she'd like to find out too.
101. What's your favourite form of torture? Making someone read this reply.
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1. Who are you? im aoife aka Ri0t
2. What is your favourite you? The happy me....the me that i always am
3. How much do you love cheese? depends on whos it is
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Smoked Gouda
5. Do you have a foreskin? I should hope not
6. What is your favourite foreskin? A mans
7. What's your favourite number? 8
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? Big ones
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Rythm...theres something nice about it
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Pink
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?Dunno
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? Traffic
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? A man
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? Anna
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? my wardrobe
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? 2 weeks ago...;) it was just mind blowing...and lasted the whole nite...
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? i did
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? spam
20. What's your favourite Python? Monty
21. What's your favourite snake? Python
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Amoeba
23. What's your favourite Martian? A green one
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? who?
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? 2
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Ted
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? Favourite colour
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? My webcam
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? I bet u dont even have one
32. What's your favourite humming noise? lalala
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. Sanctus Dominus
34. What's your favourite cult? Opus Dei
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? Dont have one
36. What's your favourite chant? Agnus Dei
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? Stars
38. What's your favourite cloud? that white one
39. What's your favourite book of all time? Anne and Barry
40. What's your favourite isp? Eircom Hi Speed
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? Give it
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? Its too short
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? how did we get here?
44. What's your favourite mushroom? Magic
45. WYFA? ?
46. What's your favourite favourite? www.google.com
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? ?
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? my teeth
49. What's your favourite breakfast? Toast
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? ??
51. What's your favourite password? password
52. What's your favourite pin number? 22682
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? My brother
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) Benson and Hedges
55. What's your favourite stimulant?
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) A cocktail
57. What's your favourite jackeen? ??
58. What's your favourite country?Itlay
59. What's your favourite county? Wicklow
60. What's your favourite count? Dracula
61. What's your favourite (unt? Mine
62. What's your favourite con? dont have one
63. What's your favourite co.? dont have one
64. What's your favourite c? citrus
65. Where's Wally? in the book
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? Plucking my eyebrows
67. What's your favourite car? Audi a4
68. What's your favourite band? Steps
69. What's your favourite sexual position? From behind?!
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? handcuffed
71. What's your favourite error message? ILLEGAL PROCEDURE
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Cos there all related
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. Im doind a slow dance
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? 24
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
76. What's your favourite girl band? Atomic Kitten
77. What's your favourite boy band? Five
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?Just now
79. What's your favourite muppet? U
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? lol..Sophie Macreau
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? Kylie...
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! Daughter
83. What's your favourite lan? ??? Lan or Ian?
84. What's your favourite network protocol?
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? Solus
86. What's your favourite operating system? Windows Pro.
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? ;
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? bringing my morror EVERYWHERE
90. What's your favourite TD? bertie
91. What's your favourite VD? ?????
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? mINE
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? Wondering y people got stars....
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? ftor
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? Every little helps
95. What's your favourite communist? Dont have one
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? None
97. What's your favourite porn star? Myself
98. Pervert.
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? Chocolate
100. Who's your Daddy? Dont know him
101. What's your favourite form of torture? This post
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1. Who are you? I’M David
2. What is your favourite you? The drunk one
3. How much do you love cheese? I don’t
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Mozzarella
5. Do you have a foreskin? There have been some rumours to that affect
6. What is your favourite foreskin? I couldn’t possibly kiss and tell
7. What's your favourite number? 3
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? pine
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Umbridge/gruntled (look it up in a dictionary)
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? blue
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? fast
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? It’s my first day
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? Anna
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? Me
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? I’m more of a cupboard kinda guy
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? I’d have to refer u to Q.6
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? The chicken
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? I prefer roast potatoes
20. What's your favourite Python? The Holy Grail
21. What's your favourite snake? I don’t have 1
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Amoeba
23. What's your favourite Martian? The one from Bugs Bunny(His name escapes me atm)
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? I know the name but I don’t know any films
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? 1
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? The Grim Reaper
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? This one
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? Sub Woofer
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? Screw you Hippy or Stick it and Swivel(got dat 1 of some1 else)
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. Sorry I can’t
34. What's your favourite cult? America(Every1’s mind is wrapped there)
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? I’m actually not that fond of suicide
36. What's your favourite chant? The 1 the Harry Chrisna’s(I know its not spelt right) do
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? I Prefer paint
38. What's your favourite cloud? There was this one time when I was about 7. I remember the cloud clearly. It was shaped like a crocodile. It was cool! It was one of the first images I ever saw in a cloud and 12 years later I still remember it
39. What's your favourite book of all time? Come back to me in about 2/3 weeks
40. What's your favourite isp? I hate them all(stupid 56k)
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? Give in
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? Life is for the living
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? What are you getting out of your life?(makes you think)
44. What's your favourite mushroom? I don’t like mushrooms
45. WYFA? Huh?
46. What's your favourite favourite? 38
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? Cause you weren’t thinking about her until now
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? fire
49. What's your favourite breakfast? Rice Crispies
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? I’ll take a guess. Is it in the pacific somewhere?
51. What's your favourite password? gotohell
52. What's your favourite pin number? 1234567
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? I haven’t been dat stupid yet
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) Smoking is for stupid ppl who want to shorten their life by 20-40 years
55. What's your favourite stimulant? Alcohol
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) Flaming Lamborghini(mmmmmmmmmmmmm)
57. What's your favourite jackeen? I have no idea
58. What's your favourite country? Ireland(I’m a patriotic bastard what can I say)
59. What's your favourite county? Dublin
60. What's your favourite count? Dracul
61. What's your favourite (unt? I think that would be Q.6
62. What's your favourite con? Huh?
63. What's your favourite co.? I really am not that loyal to companies
64. What's your favourite c? cow
65. Where's Wally? Where you left him
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? I don’t have one but my favourite pagan event is Christmas
67. What's your favourite car? Audi TT(Without a doubt)
68. What's your favourite band? I haven’t been able to answer dat one in 8 years(my taste varies too much)
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Girl on Top
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? By a female stripper pretending to be a gaurd
71. What's your favourite error message? Error!
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Why not?
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. Epileptic Fit
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? I’ve never listened to one
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! Can you not read!?
76. What's your favourite girl band? The one where they are all naked.
77. What's your favourite boy band? The Delerento. They’re a rock group but all male
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? I havent
79. What's your favourite muppet? animal
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? Ur one
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? The song red_ice posted up on the CS boards(worth a listen
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! daughter
83. What's your favourite lan? Planet LAN
84. What's your favourite network protocol? I haven’t the faintest idea
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? Solus
86. What's your favourite operating system? Anything bar Windows
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? I has the be “”
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? If you get to know me you’ll find out dat im not smug. Im hut by dat comment
90. What's your favourite TD? The dead one
91. What's your favourite VD? Gah?
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? There is so many that I just cant choose
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? Yours! You’re constantly saying “what’s” instead of “who”
93. What's your favoutire mispelling?
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
95. What's your favourite communist? Marx
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? The world exploding from the inside out
97. What's your favourite porn star? I couldn’t pick just one
98. Pervert.
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? One of those Ben&Jerry’s
100. Who's your Daddy? He’s a guy that lives in the same house as me and about 20 odd years ago had sex with my mother. 10 months later I was born so because of this act he’s called daddy
101. What's your favourite form of torture? The form when im inflicting it!
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1. Who are you? Bard the Evil Boards mod ... a.k.a. Niall O'Keeffe the (currently unemployed) web designer
2. What is your favourite you? working me
3. How much do you love cheese? Lots
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Calvita! (definite "om-nyom" status there)
5. Do you have a foreskin? as opposed to after-skin?
6. What is your favourite foreskin? mine
7. What's your favourite number? Used to be i (the sqr. root of -1) but that's just sad. It's 2.
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? the one that stood next to the one that fell... and laughed at it.
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. It seems to be "pants" at the moment. Which is a bit sad. Can't explain it, sorry.
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Green.
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? 36,000 karraboops per second.
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? "I was involved in a traffic accident" - I've used that one 3 times.
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? can't say...
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? No contest... my brother.
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? the one in Jennifer Love-Hewitt's private chambers
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? ... describe it? lol- don't think so!
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? ... nobody... it was tantra, baby.
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? spam, surprisingly.
20. What's your favourite Python? John.
21. What's your favourite snake? Cobra.
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Gladiator.
23. What's your favourite Martian? it's a TV show.
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? "One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest".
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? The first one.
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? The one that's not Keanu.
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? no. 24.
28. What's your favourite smiley? erm.... this one will do:
HAVE ANOTHER BEER...
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? nice sound card. it makes nice sounds.
30. Man! You're such a nerd! "pfft!
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31. What's your favourite term of slagging? "you complete sack of monkey spunk covered horse shit" jumps to mind...
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hmm hmm hmm hmmmmm hmmmmm (O Flower of Scotland)
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. The End / Fin(?)
34. What's your favourite cult? Radical Liberals... Storm the houses of parliament, kick the doors in, rough up the MP's and then say... "look, er, ... we'll pay for the damage..." (Eddie Izzard)
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? shagging.... SHAGGING to death! yeah!
36. What's your favourite chant? "We hate the English more than you!" ... "No you don't!" ... "Yes we do!" (etc.) (the crowds at Ireland V Scotland in rugby/soccer/anything)
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? No paper. Black paint.
38. What's your favourite cloud? That one over there that looks like a giant pair of breasts. *giggle*
39. What's your favourite book of all time? The Complete Works of William Shakespeare / Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy
40. What's your favourite isp? none
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? I give in. Then I wake up.
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? 42.
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? "What is the meaning of life?"
44. What's your favourite mushroom? The ones on Apache Pizzas' ... er... pizzas
45. WYFA? you're a bit of a bible freak, aren't you?
46. What's your favourite favourite? Metallica
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? You just turned on the telly?
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? sticking that stuck up smarmy laughing tree through its heart.
49. What's your favourite breakfast? rasher sandwiches.
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? in ... her house?... presumably...
51. What's your favourite password? y0uMu5tB3B133d1nJ0k1Ng
52. What's your favourite pin number? 1234
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? y'know the one that involves the person defrauding me ending up being horribly mutilated by an ill-tempered mutated sea-bass?... that one.
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) Marlboro Lights.
55. What's your favourite stimulant? "the excitement!
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) aftershock/tequila
57. What's your favourite jackeen? Dunno.
58. What's your favourite country? Ireland
59. What's your favourite county? Co. Clare
60. What's your favourite count? the count down from 10 to 1.
61. What's your favourite (unt? Dunno again.
62. What's your favourite con? Oh--... that movie with "The Entertainer" as it's theme tune.
63. What's your favourite co.? Does Boards.ie Ltd. count ?
64. What's your favourite c? car
65. Where's Wally? behind the couch.
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? Dunno about satanic rituals, but I quite like the idea of the pagan handfasting ritual.
67. What's your favourite car? I'm actually happy enough with a Fiat Punto at the moment.
68. What's your favourite band? Metallica / Radiohead.
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Her on top.
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? I'd have to go with the female stripper pretending to be a garda as well...
71. What's your favourite error message? "ERROR! An unknown error has occurred!"
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Their actual names are Patrick (English), Paudie (Scottish), Pfatricllffrbbo (Welsh) and Paddy (Irish).
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. That exercise thing that Lt. Worf off of Star Trek: TNG does.
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? Don't have a favourite.
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! Actually I own about 15 of them (used to do a bit of DJ'ing) and about 200 other (GOOD) CD's.
76. What's your favourite girl band? Destiny's Child. Om-nyom.
77. What's your favourite boy band? Do Metallica count?
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? I suppose I've yet to realise that...
79. What's your favourite muppet? Swedish Chef.
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? Michelle Yeoh I suppose.
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? "DJ Otzi - Hey Baby (Uhh Ahh)" ... of course.
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! As me when I have kids.
83. What's your favourite lan? never been to those events.
84. What's your favourite network protocol? SOAP
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? dunno
86. What's your favourite operating system? Windows 2000 ... OS/X looks nice tho'.
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! So are you
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? I seem to use "..." a lot
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? pfft! :rolleyes:
90. What's your favourite TD? none
91. What's your favourite VD? none
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? Too many to pick just one.
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? most things said by the answer to #22.
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? n/a
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
This one (20th Century Fox)
95. What's your favourite communist? My cousin
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? A Disaster Area concert... that'd be cool. (h2g2 reference)
97. What's your favourite porn star? dunno... so many to choose from again!
98. Pervert. Aww... geee... thanks
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? '99 with a flake.
100. Who's your Daddy? The man who married my Mom, 8 1/2 months before I showed up.
101. What's your favourite form of torture? Let's just say it involves a well sharpened pencil...
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Kinda wish it was me tho. There's something kinky about having my 500th post coincide with Amp's 500th post. I know he'd see it that way.
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1. Who are you? smak a.k.a. ciaran (student in tipp inst)
2. What is your favourite you?all of them
3. How much do you love cheese?this much (holds hands far apart)
4. Which is your favourite cheese?64 slices of american cheese
5. Do you have a foreskin?probably
6. What is your favourite foreskin?mine
7. What's your favourite number? 0.1
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? no. my favourite tree only exists in my mind
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. "bottom", trés l33t!
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? blue
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? i dont know.... gah!!
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? sorry, im late.
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? all of them.
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? me
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? the hotpress
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? SPAM!
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? the egg.
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? spam
20. What's your favourite Python? John
21. What's your favourite snake? the one that i never get to see
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Euglena, a single-cell pondwater animal (protozoan)
23. What's your favourite Martian? the green kind
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Back To The Future trilogy
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? part I
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Bill
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? the one about my favourite me.
28. What's your favourite smiley? :-R
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? the on switch
30. Man! You're such a nerd! !!
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? your a total, total, goit! and a total one at that!
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hm hmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. never read the whole thing.
34. What's your favourite cult? moonies, cos i always thought thay had a funny name.
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? pillow fights to the death
36. What's your favourite chant? ommmmm... ommmmm.... ommmmm....
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? the squary type of kind
38. What's your favourite cloud? nimbus stratus
39. What's your favourite book of all time? "Animal Farm" by George Orwell
40. What's your favourite isp? N/A
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? give in.
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? "it's all a load of bollox really."
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? "but, what does it all mean??"
44. What's your favourite mushroom? the white one's
45. WYFA? quite.
46. What's your favourite favourite? me
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? you were building up suspense??
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? sunlight. cue: "im melting.... melting........
49. What's your favourite breakfast? the morning kind.
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? Channel Islands
51. What's your favourite password? qwerty
52. What's your favourite pin number? 5678
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? the one where they get cought.
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) dont smoke.
55. What's your favourite stimulant? alcohol
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)any.
57. What's your favourite jackeen? the sugar kind.
58. What's your favourite country? ireland!
59. What's your favourite county? tipperary!
60. What's your favourite count? duckula
61. What's your favourite (unt? any??
62. What's your favourite con? the in prison kind.
63. What's your favourite co.? dunno.
64. What's your favourite c? the lowercase kind.
65. Where's Wally? hiding.
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? the one that involves those big bonfires out on the moors.
67. What's your favourite car? delorean
68. What's your favourite band? the rubber kind
69. What's your favourite sexual position? any.
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? the one where some fat bitch give the full body cavity search.
71. What's your favourite error message? blue screen of death.
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? it's a common name??
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. what?
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? dont have a favourite. dont own one.
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! see above.
76. What's your favourite girl band? lol.
77. What's your favourite boy band? lol.
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? just now.
79. What's your favourite muppet? beaker
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? cant remember name.
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? oneway or another.... im gonna get ya, get ya, get ya....
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! Patrick
83. What's your favourite lan? Planet / DNC
84. What's your favourite network protocol? TCP/IP
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? dont know.
86. What's your favourite operating system? Win2k professional.
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! and...
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? :
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? "your wrong"
90. What's your favourite TD? Seamus Heany. (only one i know / voted for)
91. What's your favourite VD? N/A
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? as leader of the birthday party, i must insist that the deaputy be removed from the dail, for eating the giant pinapple.
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? where someone gives out a spelling mistake and makes a speling mistake in the post giving out about the spelling mistake.
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? "speling"
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? homer simpsons "hi" logo
95. What's your favourite communist? Fidel!
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? the one where i survive with about 100 lovley ladies and have to repopulate the earth.
97. What's your favourite porn star? any.
98. Pervert. !!
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? 99 cone.
100. Who's your Daddy? the person whos married to my mother.
101. What's your favourite form of torture? the rack.0 -
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1. Who are you?
easy first question. i know this one. ummm, i'll come back to it
2. What is your favourite you?
not too sure about that. not my boards one anyway
3. How much do you love cheese?
i likes cheese lots
4. Which is your favourite cheese?
probably brie
5. Do you have a foreskin?
yes
6. What is your favourite foreskin?
chicks with dic, er forget what i just said
7. What's your favourite number?
3
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite?
chiken. I feel like chiken tonight, chicken tonight!
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree?
did it kill any mime artists? if so then it was my favourite one
10. What is your favourite word? Explain.
pedantic/pedent. THATS the why.....
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour?
yellow, no, green, yahhhhhhhhhh!
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?
was it carring a coconut?
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago?
what do you mean late? ive been up to my elbows in servers for the last hour! my, late, unpossible
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex?
your ma
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex?
erm, your da?
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of?
hanson sock cupboard
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)?
in a bathroom with all mirrored walls in an expensive 5 star hotel in london
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first?
i did
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite?
spam with spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam with a fried egg on top with a side order of spam. i know a song about it too
20. What's your favourite Python?
holy grail. no go away or i shall taunt you a second time.
21. What's your favourite snake?
one eyed trouser verity
22. What's your favourite single celled animal?
animals arent single celled
23. What's your favourite Martian?
the one will bill bixby from about 35 years ago. used to watch it in australia
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in?
ohh so many so many.adamms family
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film?
III
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite?
what a totally bogus question dude.....
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far?
none, ive read the question and my favourite is coming up
28. What's your favourite smiley?
WW), but cloud has taken away my whitewashman smiley
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC?
my new soundblaster thats about to go in
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
well, id like to be termed a pc 'enthusiast'
31. What's your favourite term of slagging?
f*ckwit, t0sser or w@nker. any will suffice. put f*cking before if real muppetry has ensued
32. What's your favourite humming noise?
hmm?
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.
carpe diem baby. from the bible of metallica.
34. What's your favourite cult?
blue oyster
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide?
ones that i look upon from afar. mind you, the league of nike who burned themselves when haleyys comet was about was kinda far out.
36. What's your favourite chant?
um guru, guru um
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern?
preferably one that matches and wasnt hung by sone cowboy
38. What's your favourite cloud?
cumulus
39. What's your favourite book of all time?
too many. i cant even begin to remember a tenth of what ive read.
40. What's your favourite isp?
BT adsl when im not paying for it.
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg?
im loyal. however, i would cook her a meal of peking chicken with fried egg rice jsut before we make love without a guilty concience
42. What's your favourite meaning of life?
people do stuff. TM of amp and wwman.
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life?
whats it all about then?
44. What's your favourite mushroom?
atomic clouds. so beautiful and yet so awful
45. WYFA?
get a grip......
46. What's your favourite favourite?
whats your favourite method of automotive mass production
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy?
coz, like, you dont like, like buffy. on the other hand i do, like
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire?
by getting buffy to do it and then i will tend to any wounds she may have with gentle caressing kisses
49. What's your favourite breakfast?
scrambled eggs with a hint of cinnamon and a rasher sandwich
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio?
L.A. at least thats where i alwys used to find here. ohh the memories. how retro
51. What's your favourite password?
***********
52. What's your favourite pin number?
0000
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded?
by being charged 20 quid a quarter for the privilage of using AIB to store my hard earned money
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!)
marly lights
55. What's your favourite stimulant?
adrenaline
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)
malibu
57. What's your favourite jackeen?
amp
58. What's your favourite country?
ireland
59. What's your favourite county?
dublin
60. What's your favourite count?
down. i'll have a good shag please carol. phoooaw!
61. What's your favourite (unt?
we dont use the c word thanks. but the one i get to do lots of nice things to
62. What's your favourite con?
traceptive? durex featherlite
63. What's your favourite co.?
ntinuity? your lack there of?
64. What's your favourite c?
the one in the russian alphabet. dead sexy it is.
65. Where's Wally?
just behind the elephant on the other page. right there! cmonn, are you blind? see hius walking stick. there you go, next page now.
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual?
moderating boards.ie
67. What's your favourite car?
peugeot 206 convertable. and i will have one for a mear 16000 sterling
but i will settle for an mx-5 in 4 months time!
68. What's your favourite band?
metallica
69. What's your favourite sexual position?
from behind
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested?
in a case of mistaken identity
71. What's your favourite error message?
abort, retry, fail.
its a bit like sex after too many pints
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies?
they arent. dont be stupid.
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.
/me dances. there you go
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"?
the first one. its the only one i ever bought. i was a quick learner
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
counciling works wonders.....
76. What's your favourite girl band?
spice girls
77. What's your favourite boy band?
5ive
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?
about the same time you bleached your hair and we both realised we had no taste in anything.
79. What's your favourite muppet?
pigs in space
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?
guy pierce in precilla quenn of the desert
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head?
na na na, nanananana, na na na, nanananana by kylie
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!!
my first born, but alas, i must give him up to the gods of boards.ie
83. What's your favourite lan?
the one i have set up at the moment which allows me free adsl
84. What's your favourite network protocol?
tcp/ip. yeah, i know, microsft sellout
85. What's your favourite brand of switch?
a good supply bamboo one. 10 of the best of those really gets my juices flowing
86. What's your favourite operating system?
win2k
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
/me shrugs
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)?
whats a shift key for again?
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism?
raising one eybrow
90. What's your favourite TD?
dunno? whos in charge these days anyway?
91. What's your favourite VD?
never had one, so i guess all the ones i never had
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
one on the deforestation of county wicklow.
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post?
acting the bollox by taking the opposite view of everyone else. actually, thats a lot of my posts isnt it?
93. What's your favoutire mispelling?
tehy instead of tehy. bugger, i mean they.
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
'Gordan Freeman Must Die' on the walls in half life.
95. What's your favourite communist?
snowball in animal farm
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction?
world party 2002, dance the world apart
97. What's your favourite porn star?
delihala the donkey. star of most of my donkey pr0n collection
98. Pervert.
ummm, lets just say its a different slant. you watch guys who are hung like a donkey. i just watch the donkey
99. What's your favourite ice-cream?
hagen daas strawberry
100. Who's your Daddy?
id rather not remember if you dont mind. w@nker
101. What's your favourite form of torture?
reading the drival thats is posted on the humanities forum. or work
hold on, these are my least favourite!
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1. Who are you? Nekkid Bible Man, aka Naked Bible Reading Man, aka Nakey, aka zeeWalroos
2. What is your favourite you? Nakey
3. How much do you love cheese? lots
4. Which is your favourite cheese? red chedder
5. Do you have a foreskin? jeje
6. What is your favourite foreskin? Shinji's
7. What's your favourite number? 7
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? no, my favourite tree is outside my house.
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Penis - pretty self explanatory
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Green
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? heheheh
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? I had to eat my dessert with a tea spoon.
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? My mum
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? Shinji
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? The one that leads to Narnia
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? Me + my hand = room that looks like a fire extinguisher exploded
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? Chicken
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? number 3
20. What's your favourite Python? Monty
21. What's your favourite snake? Snake II
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Plankton?
23. What's your favourite Martian? Marvin
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? The one with yer man - Christopher something
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? back To The Future 2
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Ted
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? #12
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? I love them all equally
30. Man! You're such a nerd! Negatory
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? ****eye
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hummmmmmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. "homofacies" - its latin, dunno about the whole bible part though.
34. What's your favourite cult? The Catholic Church
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? Death By Stereo
36. What's your favourite chant? The referee's a wanker?
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? Monster Trucks
38. What's your favourite cloud? Cumulonimbus
39. What's your favourite book of all time? HitchHikers Guide To Europe (or The Galaxy)
40. What's your favourite isp? Eircom *smile*
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? I think they can all be involved
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? 42
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? What is the meaning of life?
44. What's your favourite mushroom? Magical
45. WYFA? That's what I thought
46. What's your favourite favourite? Shoe Size
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? Good question, are joo fafg?
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? See answer #35
49. What's your favourite breakfast? mars Bar
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? Under my desk
51. What's your favourite password? flyhead
52. What's your favourite pin number? 1701
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? Credit Card
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) John Player Blue
55. What's your favourite stimulant? Shinji
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)? Vodka
57. What's your favourite jackeen? My mum
58. What's your favourite country? Japan
59. What's your favourite county? Dublin
60. What's your favourite count? Duckula
61. What's your favourite (unt? YORE MA
62. What's your favourite con? Amp
63. What's your favourite co.? .uk
64. What's your favourite c? ++
65. Where's Wally? Under my desk
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? Sacrificing a virgin on the heath
67. What's your favourite car? Nissan Skyline
68. What's your favourite band? Pixies
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Under my desk
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? Under my desk
71. What's your favourite error message? Error.
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Act of God
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. No
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? Volume 44268
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! I know, and dirty too.
76. What's your favourite girl band? Atomic Death Monkey
77. What's your favourite boy band? N^SINK*
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? Just now
79. What's your favourite muppet? Gonzo
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? our one in that film
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? Five - Lets Dance
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! Jake
83. What's your favourite lan? I don't have a favourite lan, my favourite Ian is Ian Fallon though.
84. What's your favourite network protocol? I hate them all equally
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? who knows?
86. What's your favourite operating system? win 95
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! Negatory
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? !!!!!!!!!1111111
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? I try to use all forms
90. What's your favourite TD? !?!?!!?
91. What's your favourite VD? The one that I don't have
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? too many, commas.
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? jsut.
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? St Bernards
95. What's your favourite communist? Stalin
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Death By Stereo
97. What's your favourite porn star? Tia Kobe
98. Pervert. I won't deny it.
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? "Get Down And Boogie!"
100. Who's your Daddy? The postman
Amp = too much time on his hands
101. What's your favourite form of torture?0 -
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1. Who are you?
You should know, I wrote the question.
2. What is your favourite you?
The one replying as opposed to the one who wrote this daft questionaire thing. Well it
was a piss take at the time because that's all After Hours seemed to be: What's your favourite _____?
3. How much do you love cheese?
Not so much these days, I think I ate too much.
4. Which is your favourite cheese?
Cheddar, but occasionally have that one with the holes.
5. Do you have a foreskin?
I'm touching it right now... heh
6. What is your favourite foreskin?
Well, I'm not really.
7. What's your favourite number?
19 for reasons which I forget.
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite?
I had a baggette today with chicken and egg. It was incestuously yum.
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree?
Yes
10. What is your favourite word? Explain.
Antidisestablishmentarianism. Because I can say it.
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour?
At the moment black but have enjoyed biege and red on occasion
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?
Swallows taste like chicken.
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago?
I'm never late. The world is merely out of synch with amp time.
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex?
None at the mo. ANY CHIKS WANNA CYBUR WITH MEH??!
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex?
MEH!
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of?
The Bat-Closet!
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)?
This really is a hard question, no wonder nobodies answered it. I once had phone
sex with a Canadian girl after I'd drunk an entire bottle of Jack Daniels and
a bottle of Chardaney. It gave me a happy smile until I got the phone bill. JAYSUS!!
I'd've got better value down Lesson Street!
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first?
I always come last.
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite?
SPAM! LOVERLY SPAM!
20. What's your favourite Python?
John Cleese, he was always the funniest. Bonus points for Fawlty Towers.
21. What's your favourite snake?
Amazed and saddened at the amount of people that answered this "one eyed trouser snake"
22. What's your favourite single celled animal?
Yes there are! Amoeba, cos they have sex with themselves *giggle*
23. What's your favourite Martian?
The ones on the War Of the Worlds album.
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in?
Great Scott! Lloyd starred in My Favourite Martian AND Back to the Future!
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film?
2 cos is was teh FUTUR!
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite?
Can't for the life of me remember why I asked this. Bill
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far?
17.
28. What's your favourite smiley?
The cool one.
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC?
The case itself, cos I've bodged loads of fans in it and it wails like a banshee!
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
Yeah, but I'm happy and that's the important thing.
31. What's your favourite term of slagging?
Has to be "Fúckwit", it's evil.
32. What's your favourite humming noise?
hughnnnnnnnnnnnnn
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.
The one that they chant in the Holy Grail before hitting themselves
in the head.
34. What's your favourite cult?
Cults are stupid.
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide?
Stupid question
36. What's your favourite chant?
See 33
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern?
Wallpaper sucks, I'm never going to have wallpaper, unless it's
that wallpaper out of Willy Wonka, in which case that's my favourite.
38. What's your favourite cloud?
Boards.ie's very own
39. What's your favourite book of all time?
The Dictionary
40. What's your favourite isp?
Oceanfree, cos it's easy to dial in and supports ISDN.
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg?
Should of made this a unisex question. But I like saying chik.
42. What's your favourite meaning of life?
42
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life?
What's 6 x 9?
44. What's your favourite mushroom?
Magic ones.
45. WYFA?
Don't think anyones got this so far.
46. What's your favourite favourite?
This one.
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy?
Buffy's stupid.
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire?
hmmm so many ways, so little interest.
49. What's your favourite breakfast?
Big GREASY fry up!
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio?
Probably in some dusty old games collection somewhere.
51. What's your favourite password?
Same as wwmans
52. What's your favourite pin number?
****
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded?
Canadian phone sex
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!)
Marlboro lights, but have recently discovered Lucky Strike Lights which are
similar but have a cooler packet.
55. What's your favourite stimulant?
PEPSI MAX!!PEPSI MAX!!PEPSI MAX!!PEPSI MAX!!PEPSI MAX!!
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)
JD
57. What's your favourite jackeen?
Meh
58. What's your favourite country?
This one.
59. What's your favourite county?
Dublin.
60. What's your favourite count?
Monte Christo (just to be different)
61. What's your favourite (unt?
Well you see I had a thing going on here and the nearest 4 letter
word was that one.
62. What's your favourite con?
See above
63. What's your favourite co.?
Pepsi
64. What's your favourite c?
Cola
65. Where's Wally?
Under Nekidbiblemans desk
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual?
Installing Exchange Server 5.5 on W2k server configured for isdn dial out.
67. What's your favourite car?
Jaguar XJ6
68. What's your favourite band?
U2 (A MOLE! DIGGIN IN MEH SOUL!)
69. What's your favourite sexual position?
One where I get to see boobies.
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested?
Looking at boobies I'm not susposed to
71. What's your favourite error message?
See 66
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies?
I still don't know.
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.
/me headbangs
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"?
None, they all suck ass!
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
Shut up, I said none.
76. What's your favourite girl band?
The Corrs (Jim Corr doesn't count)
77. What's your favourite boy band?
5ive because "Keep on movin'" is the only boy band track I have.
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?
When did you become a music nazi?
79. What's your favourite muppet?
Beaker
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?
Ummm I'm sure Winona Riders done some foreign films, the hussie.
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head?
I was hoping you'd know.
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!!
Another stupid question.
83. What's your favourite lan?
DubLan, I was a lan virgin before that.
84. What's your favourite network protocol?
TCP/IP and Eamo, M$ didn't invent it.
85. What's your favourite brand of switch?
Cisco
86. What's your favourite operating system?
W2k
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
Yeah, but it pays the rent
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)?
All have a special place in my heart.
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism?
The one where I slag peoples punctuation.
90. What's your favourite TD?
Uh, that Green Party one, or Ming the Merciless if he'd been elected.
91. What's your favourite VD?
One that meant I had to have loads of sex just to get rid of it.
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
Joe Jacobs IZ FUNNAE!!!
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post?
The above
93. What's your favoutire mispelling?
TEH, MEH and FUNNAE! They have a strange hypnotic effect on me.
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
Anything ultra modern.
95. What's your favourite communist?
Che Guavara (sp?) cos he looks good on a t-shirt.
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction?
One involving sex, drugs and rock and roll would be nice.
97. What's your favourite porn star?
Me, in my 1998 film "Pervert"
98. Pervert.
Yup
99. What's your favourite ice-cream?
The Caramel ones.
100. Who's your Daddy?
Brendan Jewell
101. What's your favourite form of torture?
The fact that this post has been revived from the dead.0 -
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1. Who are you?
Dav
2. What is your favourite you?
The Happy one
3. How much do you love cheese?
Not at all
4. Which is your favourite cheese?
NONE OF 'EM!
5. Do you have a foreskin?
Yup
6. What is your favourite foreskin?
Mine
7. What's your favourite number?
57
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite?
Egg
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree?
Nope
10. What is your favourite word? Explain.
RARRR!!! - no explaination - it just is!
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour?
Purple
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?
1.347 m/s
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago?
"I couldn't be arsed getting out of bed on time!"
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex?
hmmmmmmmmmmm - girlies! They're all good baby!
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex?
Chuck Norris
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of?
The "I Love Chuck" one
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)?
Well, it started with a kiss... it then got somewhat more excited...
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first?
Had great sex with an egg from out of town once - she was lonely and needed something to keep her mind off her troubles. I couldn't leave an egg in distress. She came first.
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite?
The third Viking to the left
20. What's your favourite Python?
Eric Idle
21. What's your favourite snake?
King Cobra
22. What's your favourite single celled animal?
Amoeba
23. What's your favourite Martian?
Marvin the
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in?
Christopher Lloyd does Dallas
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film?
BTTF III
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite?
Ted Theadore Logan
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far?
The first one (was definitly the hardest).
28. What's your favourite smiley?
My own - @B^)
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC?
GeForce 2 Ultra w/ 64MB RAM + TV-Out
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
Why thanks-you!
31. What's your favourite term of slagging?
"You're some can of pi$$!"
32. What's your favourite humming noise?
Humming Birds wings
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.
I'm not fond of that brand of fiction
34. What's your favourite cult?
My own! The Prophesy of the Beefy King!
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide?
"Hey, there's something funny about that dope - is it diesel?"
36. What's your favourite chant?
RARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern?
Plain - nutin' on!
38. What's your favourite cloud?
John Breslin
39. What's your favourite book of all time?
O'Reilly's "Javascript - The Definitive Guide"
40. What's your favourite isp?
HAAHAAHAA
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg?
I'd ride them all sequentially!
42. What's your favourite meaning of life?
It's all DICK!!!
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life?
What's it all about, no really? I've always wondered...
44. What's your favourite mushroom?
The Magic kind
45. WYFA?
GHJQ!
46. What's your favourite favourite?
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy?
Cause you were saving something to keep it interesting in the middle.
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire?
Pushing them into a small ray of sunlight and watching it burn a hole through their chest.
49. What's your favourite breakfast?
Frosties in warm milk (from a microwave) with loads of fresh hot toast and plenty of scald!
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio?
You'll have to ask Theresa Lowe
51. What's your favourite password?
ThIsIsApAsSwOrD!i!
52. What's your favourite pin number?
6969
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded?
Internet "Service" charges
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!)
Don't smoke cigarettes
55. What's your favourite stimulant?
Coca Cola
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)
Gin
57. What's your favourite jackeen?
Charlton
58. What's your favourite country?
Ireland
59. What's your favourite county?
MAYO!!!
60. What's your favourite count?
The one from Sesame Street
61. What's your favourite (unt?
Clan uNT (an old Quake clan I was in)
62. What's your favourite con?
"How wouyld you like FREE internet access?
63. What's your favourite co.?
co.uk (band)
64. What's your favourite c?
C++
65. Where's Wally?
About 3 inches from the left and 6 from the bottom behind the man with the big umbrella
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual?
The 20 Virgin Deflowerment
67. What's your favourite car?
BMW M3 Convertable
68. What's your favourite band?
System of a Down (at the moment)
69. What's your favourite sexual position?
They're all good baby!
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested?
The one where I'm innocent and can sue for false arrest
71. What's your favourite error message?
"Ahhhh sh|te! The web designer's made a balls of it!"
(T'was a custom 404 error I had on an internal webserver in my last job).
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies?
Cause everyone secretly want's to be Irish
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.
* Dav prances about the place like a nun on speed
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"?
23 (the first one I bought)
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
I didn't have taste back then (some would argue that little has changed)
76. What's your favourite girl band?
All Saints
77. What's your favourite boy band?
Take That
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?
About 20 seconds ago
79. What's your favourite muppet?
Amp
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?
Yer wan from that nudie subtitled French "Arthouse" flick I saw last week.
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head?
Usually something by Steps or S Club 7
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!!
I choose you Pikachu!
83. What's your favourite lan?
Quakapalooza
84. What's your favourite network protocol?
TCP/IP
85. What's your favourite brand of switch?
3Com
86. What's your favourite operating system?
Whatever OS in on an Atari 2600
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
indeed
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)?
BANG!!!
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism?
"I have no time for people who are too dumb to use the internet"
90. What's your favourite TD?
Enda Kenny (FG) - family friend and he shares the same birthday as me.
91. What's your favourite VD?
Voodoo Dick
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
The speech from Deputy Muck about the state of Muck in Ireland
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post?
#MEAT# telling Mindphuck to shag off back to the CS boards!
93. What's your favoutire mispelling?
taht
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
The Burger King one
95. What's your favourite communist?
Fidel Castro
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction?
"Planet Killer" Asteroid
97. What's your favourite porn star?
Jenna Jameson
98. Pervert.
Yup!
99. What's your favourite ice-cream?
Anything with plenty of Chocolate
100. Who's your Daddy?
Paul Christopher Waldron (deceased)
101. What's your favourite form of torture?
Blind-folded, gagged, tied up and firced to listen to Declan Nerney's greatest hits0 -
1. Who are you? adnans, take away the s.
2. What is your favourite you? the drunken one i would have to say
3. How much do you love cheese? with all my heart
4. Which is your favourite cheese? the one with the holes is preety cool but leately i have been munching on large amounts of cottage cheese
5. Do you have a foreskin? yes i do
6. What is your favourite foreskin? i'm not that much fond of them
7. What's your favourite number? number 5
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? well you can eat both, ill go with the chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? nope
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. ****. for obvious reasons
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? red
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? wait here till i consult my encyclopedia
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? i couldnt skip breakfast
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? the smart ones
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? goodfellas
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? mentality closet
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? cheeky
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? during meals its imolite to speak
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? beans
20. What's your favourite Python? Monty
21. What's your favourite snake? Boa Constrictor
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Mitochondrion
23. What's your favourite Martian? there is no life on mars, but my favourite genie is Jeannie from I dream of Jeannie.
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? cookoo's nest
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? the 2nd one
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? they are both idiots
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? 4. Which is your favourite cheese?
28. What's your favourite smiley? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/images/smilies/tongue.gif
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? the bass woofer
30. Man! You're such a nerd! man, its the best thing since sliced bread with porn
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? i'll smack you good
32. What's your favourite humming noise? singing
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. never read it
34. What's your favourite cult? religion
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? sex
36. What's your favourite chant? mmmmmmmmm
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? black panther
38. What's your favourite cloud? cirrus
39. What's your favourite book of all time? Fables - Tales from the Brothers Grim and the rest
40. What's your favourite isp? they are all crap, but its indigo atm
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? its a job
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? lucid dreaming forever.
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? see above
44. What's your favourite mushroom? the big ones over a BBQ
45. WYFA? maniac
46. What's your favourite favourite? colour
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? i was getting worried
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? burning
49. What's your favourite breakfast? my breakfast
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? she is in Karachi, India
51. What's your favourite password? hsWdwD1as
52. What's your favourite pin number? 0069
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? strip joints
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) anything with nicotinne
55. What's your favourite stimulant? a feather
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) guinness
57. What's your favourite jackeen? the fink
58. What's your favourite country? a sunny country
59. What's your favourite county? g-g-galway
60. What's your favourite count? one from the sesame street
61. What's your favourite (unt? whats an unt?
62. What's your favourite con? the quake console
63. What's your favourite co.? the good ones
64. What's your favourite c? they are all hard
65. Where's Wally? in the book
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? goats head thingy
67. What's your favourite car? a nice one
68. What's your favourite band? jamiroquai (before JK coke addiction)
69. What's your favourite sexual position? the wheelbarrow.
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? screaming
71. What's your favourite error message? error 432 atm
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? they drink guinness
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. /me falls
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? i dont have one
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! see above
76. What's your favourite girl band? sugababes
77. What's your favourite boy band? beegees
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? why i could smack you right now
79. What's your favourite muppet? the bear
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? ???
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? my mind is clear
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! unborn daughter
83. What's your favourite lan? Lan of Justice
84. What's your favourite network protocol? TCP/IP
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? the light switch
86. What's your favourite operating system? Win 98
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! you asked the questions, so there
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? !?
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? bah
90. What's your favourite TD? uncurrupt ones
91. What's your favourite VD? none
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? you are a feckin' liar
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? the misspelled ones
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? aer
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? NO LOGO
95. What's your favourite communist? Tito
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Peace
97. What's your favourite porn star? Emmanuelle
98. Pervert. its called art
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? vanilla
100. Who's your Daddy? Izet
101. What's your favourite form of torture? boredom, so i filled in this questionaire
youre welcome
adnans0 -
1. Who are you? Fink
2. What is your favourite you? Fink in a good mood (sort of rare
3. How much do you love cheese? Big-time
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Port Salut - shplendid
5. Do you have a foreskin? none of your business
6. What is your favourite foreskin? this is a joke!!!
7. What's your favourite number? 7
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? Possibly
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Beer. The prospect of it!
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Blue
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? quite fast.... African
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? Missed the bus
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? Girlfriend
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? Best friends
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? Antique
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? That's for me to know only!!
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? Egg...
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? Beans
20. What's your favourite Python? None
21. What's your favourite snake? Cobra
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Amoeba
23. What's your favourite Martian? Predator
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Don't know who he is!!
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? 1
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Niether... árseholes
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? Favourite Cheese
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? Speakers/sound card
30. Man! You're such a nerd! Nah I'm not really
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? Cúnt
32. What's your favourite humming noise? Ahhhummmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. Never read it either
34. What's your favourite cult? Catholocism
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? Fire
36. What's your favourite chant? ooga shaka, ooga shaka
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? None
38. What's your favourite cloud? Nimbus
39. What's your favourite book of all time? The Stand - Steven King or the Tao Jeet Kune Do - Bruce Lee
40. What's your favourite isp? None
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? Give in.
42. What's your favourite meaning of life?
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? Enjoy it while you can
44. What's your favourite mushroom? Magic
45. WYFA? !!!!? I don't get this one myself.
46. What's your favourite favourite? Position!
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? Don't know
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? Silver bullet
49. What's your favourite breakfast? Greasy fry up
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? Up my árse
51. What's your favourite password? 123456789
52. What's your favourite pin number? 0071
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? none
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) JP Blue
55. What's your favourite stimulant? Alcohol
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) Whiskey
57. What's your favourite jackeen? Bertie Ahern
58. What's your favourite country? Ireland
59. What's your favourite county? Dublin
60. What's your favourite count? Dracula
61. What's your favourite (unt? Girlfriends... very rude Q!!!
62. What's your favourite con? con air
63. What's your favourite co.? Budweiser
64. What's your favourite c? cúnt
65. Where's Wally? Up my árse
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? Virgin sacrifices
67. What's your favourite car? Lotus
68. What's your favourite band? My own
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Girl on top
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? Drunk and disorderly
71. What's your favourite error message? GPF
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Cos they all want to be
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.The samba
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? none..all shíte
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! Aha ha
76. What's your favourite girl band? Atomic kitten
77. What's your favourite boy band? My own!!
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? Never
79. What's your favourite muppet? Animal - Drums
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? none
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? can't get you out of my head - kylie minogue
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! don't have any
83. What's your favourite lan? none.
84. What's your favourite network protocol? tcp/ip
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? 3com
86. What's your favourite operating system? DOS
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! Fúck off
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? comma ,
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? sarcasm really
90. What's your favourite TD? Berie Ahern
91. What's your favourite VD? Gonorhea (can't spell it!)
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? can't remember...was asleep
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? not getting the point!
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? shuold...always do it!
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? Guinness
95. What's your favourite communist? Marx???
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Lasers in space ala James Bond
97. What's your favourite porn star? Is there a Jenna Jameson!?
98. Pervert. No
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? Ice cream mars
100. Who's your Daddy? Mr. Dixon
101. What's your favourite form of torture? Chinese water torture
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Join Date:Posts: 9390
1. Who are you? ToxicPaddy (Tox to my mates)
2. What is your favourite you? Pissed Tox
3. How much do you love cheese? MMMMM Cheeeessseee
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Swiss
5. Do you have a foreskin? I do
6. What is your favourite foreskin? Ahh that would be telling...
7. What's your favourite number? 12
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? Oak
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. vodka, need i say more
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Blue
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? is that in Knots of Mph..??
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? hungover, they are all pissheads here so it works...
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? hmmm, where to begin... sooo many to choose from..
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? me...
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? I kinda more prefer to jump off em rather than hide in em..
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)?
drunk, naked in the park on the roundabout with a stunner who when she had a few drinks turned into a raving nympho... i remember bits, but what I do has never been matched..
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? ermmm..... no comment...
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? peas...
20. What's your favourite Python? Life of Brian
21. What's your favourite snake? Cobra
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Amoeba (only one I know)
23. What's your favourite Martian? that little guy who's always trying to shoot bugs bunny
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Who..?? is he the guy in Back to the Future..??
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? yup, its him, it has to be 2...
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? neither...
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? see Q17.. fond memories, well parts of fond memories...
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? 512MB RAM, Sub whoofer, 19 inch monitor, PIII.. where to start...
30. Man! You're such a nerd! i know...
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? Who meeee... slag someone... never...
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hummmmmmmmmmmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.
34. What's your favourite cult? hmm.. have to think about that one...
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? nah, not me.. prefer orgies to suicide...
36. What's your favourite chant? hari hari hari hari hari hari hari hari
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? nah, prefer to paint...
38. What's your favourite cloud? white fluffy ones
39. What's your favourite book of all time? prefer the play hamlet.
40. What's your favourite isp? in Ireland, are u joking..???
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? nah give in, if I'm stranded there, both the chicken and the egg will need it sometime to they will forgive me..
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? work to live not live to work.
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? interesting... hmmm.. let me get back to you on that one..
44. What's your favourite mushroom? stuffed mushrooms , with some peppers, broccoli, a little garlic, breadcrumbs.. yummm...
45. WYFA? WTF???
46. What's your favourite favourite? ohh my favouirte favourite is my favourite.....
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? dunno.. but she was one that I was thinkin of in Q 14
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? has to be with a big **** off axe and cut their head off...
49. What's your favourite breakfast? 3-4 rashers, 3-4 sausages, 3 fried eggs (sorry egg), white pudding, black pudding, beans, mushrooms, waffles, fried bread, glass of orange juice, and a cuppa tea...
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? no idea.. have you tried GPS to locate her/him/it..??
51. What's your favourite password? *********
52. What's your favourite pin number? ****
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? government tax, VAT, PAYE etc...
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) dont smoke
55. What's your favourite stimulant? vodka and redbull
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) vodka
57. What's your favourite jackeen? no idea
58. What's your favourite country? Ireland..
59. What's your favourite county? waterford
60. What's your favourite count? 1 2 3 4 5 etc
61. What's your favourite (unt? shaved
62. What's your favourite con? see the sting (film)
63. What's your favourite co.?
64. What's your favourite c? Pacific
65. Where's Wally? stuck in sally
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? nailing virgins to the bed with my p***s
67. What's your favourite car? BMW 635csi/E Type Jag (classics)
68. What's your favourite band? U2
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Doggy/Girl on top etc etc etc etc...
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? by a sexy ban garda who knows how to use her handcuffs
71. What's your favourite error message? line busy, please dial again...
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? ToxicPaddy... hey bro's
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. sit down and have a pint.
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? 147,635
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! i know..
76. What's your favourite girl band? mel and kim....
77. What's your favourite boy band? U2
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? just now
79. What's your favourite muppet? gonzo
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? i'm going out of my head...
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! the one that isnt born yet... or conceived for that matter... i think... i hope...
83. What's your favourite lan? ian whats his face
84. What's your favourite network protocol? TCP/IP
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? 3com
86. What's your favourite operating system? linux
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! I know... u dont have to remind me...
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? screaming my ex's name during sex.. lol
90. What's your favourite TD? charlie boy.. he had style...
91. What's your favourite VD? has to be herpes..
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? hmmm
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? cant rember
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? Porsche.
95. What's your favourite communist? Mao
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Nukes
97. What's your favourite porn star? that blonde one with the big t**s.. u know the one, she's always sayin ya ya ohhh yaa....
98. Pervert. thank you..
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? double choc chip
100. Who's your Daddy? my daddy...
101. What's your favourite form of torture? sticks and stone may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me... 0 -
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1. Who are you? Dont no
2. What is your favourite you? Wednesday
3. How much do you love cheese? 12 and 6
4. Which is your favourite cheese? the other one
5. Do you have a foreskin? two of them
6. What is your favourite foreskin? the next one
7. What's your favourite number? 2
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? The Farmer
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? The 1 that missed me
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. can you repeat the question.. I just did
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? BlueishRedishGreenishYellow
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? before he hit the tree 10 nots
European or African? Asian
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? Sorrry
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? 96
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex?-9
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of?The one on the hall landing
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? She told me not to tell
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? Chicken he said with a
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite?maps
20. What's your favourite Python? Monty
21. What's your favourite snake? Baos
22. What's your favourite single celled animal?
23. What's your favourite Martian?
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Who's Christopher Lloyd
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film?The next one
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite?Jenny
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far?
28. What's your favourite smiley?:cool:
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC?Writer 20 Speeeeeeeeed
30. Man! You're such a nerd! Who told you that?
31. What's your favourite term of slagging?GCDS
32. What's your favourite humming noise?the bee on the right
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.El et etc...
34. What's your favourite cult? ure
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide?orgie till death
36. What's your favourite chant? I don't have any money!
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern?Paint
38. What's your favourite cloud?Seven
39. What's your favourite book of all time?Memory Loss By: ?
40. What's your favourite isp?ME
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg?Roast the chicken. Eat the egg... now what was the question?
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? Zen
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life?Who Did That?
44. What's your favourite mushroom?Magic
45. WYFA?AFYW?
46. What's your favourite favourite?2 or 3
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy?Ivine Thomas
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire?Male or Female
49. What's your favourite breakfast?Who can I ask
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio?Dublin
51. What's your favourite password?go..on... let...me
52. What's your favourite pin number?2gu1nness
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded?what will it cost
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!)the next one
55. What's your favourite stimulant?sex
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)brandy
57. What's your favourite jackeen?wexford
58. What's your favourite country?wexford
59. What's your favourite county?wexford
60. What's your favourite count?wexford
61. What's your favourite (unt?same
62. What's your favourite con?dito
63. What's your favourite co.?
64. What's your favourite c?C
65. Where's Wally?in the pub
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual?22
67. What's your favourite car?diablo
68. What's your favourite band?music
69. What's your favourite sexual position?havent found it yet
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested?drunk
71. What's your favourite error message?oops
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies?One is actually Isac
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.Chicken then the egg
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"?
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
76. What's your favourite girl band?Am I drunk yet
77. What's your favourite boy band?
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?When I could not answer the last question
79. What's your favourite muppet?The purple one
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?Straps
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head?Private Investagations (spell check)
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!!Cashel
83. What's your favourite lan?Dury
84. What's your favourite network protocol?Mine
85. What's your favourite brand of switch?C9
86. What's your favourite operating system?LinuxMs
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!Yep
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)?'
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism?Who asked?
90. What's your favourite TD?Michael D
91. What's your favourite VD?Yours
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?ZZzzzz
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post?This one
93. What's your favoutire mispelling?I like all of them
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?($)($)
95. What's your favourite communist?Any red will do
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction?Slow
97. What's your favourite porn star?NikkiTitti
98. Pervert.Onl;y on tuesday
99. What's your favourite ice-cream?Apple
100. Who's your Daddy?pop
101. What's your favourite form of torture?I like all of them0 -
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